A/N: let's start off with some music and dance shall we :D


the next morning , far away from the palace at the nice quiet ocean..well not so quiet since anko kept cursing loudly , luckily no one is there except her friends.

"THAT DAMN SNAKE LIED TO ME" the mermaid anko yelled as she punched a puppet like orochimaru that was hanging from a sea tree.

"well this should be a good lesson for you , never trust a snake" jiraiya said "and besides it's a good thing too , why would you want to be a human , it's much better to live under the sea , under the sea under the seaaaaa , come on sing with me" jiraiya said as he grabbed naruto and they started singing.

The seaweed is always greener , In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there , But that is a big mistake

Soon the sea creature popped out of nowhere and joined to sing as anko watched them.

Just look at the world around you , Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you , What more is you lookin' for?

Under the sea , Under the sea

Darlin', it's better down where it's wetter , Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day , Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin' full time to floatin' , Under the sea
Down here all the fish is happy ,As off through the waves they roll

Soon a lot of fishes came and started dancing and singing , anko was rather getting irritated from this musical festival.

SEA CREATURES:

The fish on the land ain't happy , They sad 'cause they in the bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky ,They in for a worser fateOne day when the boss get hungry

Jiraiya:

Guess who goin' be on the plate

BASSFISH:

Uh oh

JIRAIYA &SEA CREATURES:

Under the sea, Under the sea
Under the sea, Under the sea

Jiraiya:

Nobody beat us, fry us and eat us in fricasee

as naruto danced with the tune , Anko rolled her eyes and said "you know there is something called nets and hooks" , He ignored her and kept singing as the snails and sea urchins joined him and the clams made some music "oh under the sea"

SEA CREATURES:

Under the sea

Jiraiya:

We what the land folks love to cook
Under the sea we off the hook We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles

SEA CREATURES:Life is the bubbles under the sea
Oh, under the sea

JIRAIYA & SEA CREATURES:

Under the sea, Under the sea
Since life is sweet here We got the beat here naturally, Under the sea

Jiraiya:

Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play

"this is getting boring" anko said as everyone still kept singing "where are all this creatures coming from ?" she said to herself

JIRAIYA & SEA CREATURES:

We got the spirit, you got to hear it Under the sea

"I'm outta here" anko said as she fishnapped naruto with her and she swam away and let them to continue their music fiesta without her.

Once they were done jiraiya noticed that anko wasn't there anymore.

"eh? , anko?" he said , then the rest of the sea creatures left the place leaving the poor old toad alone

"damn it , someone has to nail that girls fin to the floor" he said as he went off and search for her but however someone called him immediately.

"toad sage , toad sage" a blue fish that wore sunglasses yelled as he swam to him , "the king wants to sea you he said it was an urgent matter".

"oh really what for?" jiraiya asked ebiso 'oh no , the king is going to fire me or maybe worse he'll cancel all of my icha-icha book editions' jiraiya thought

"I don't know , by the way have you see the honorable grandson konohamaru ?" ebiso asked

"no not at all , did he ran away again ?"jiraiya asked

"yup , that boy won't stay still one second without running off to explore things" ebiso said

"well , he's just like his big sister" jiraiya said

"sooo , have you published your new icha-icha edition" ebosi said who was now really interested.

"nope not yet , but don't worry I will" jiraiya said as he swam away and thought 'if the king doesn't cancel them *gulp*'


A/N: oh even as a toad he still keeps writing his books xD