"Come on, Nigel, it's no biggie. It's just a game" George comforted the trembling blonde first year. Nigel looked up into George's eyes worriedly. When the teenager nodded gaily, he steeled himself, as if for battle, and muttered something
"Pns!!"
Fred rolled his eyes "Go on, Nige, say it louder. Be a Gryffindor!" This instandly awakened Nigel's pride and he set himself again. This time, facing the Teacher's table, he said "Penis" with a purpose.
The rest of the first years giggled. One muggle-born recognized the game, and said, a little louder "Penis!"
This provoked a chorus of "Penis!"'s, louder and louder by each one.
Soon, it was just George, Fred, Ron, Harry, Seamus, Lee, and a group of older Gryffindors in the running
"PENIS!" Fred shouted, loudest of all.
Suddenly a holler came from across the hall that startled everyone.
Draco Malfoy was standing up at the Slytherin table, white hair askew and cheeks unusually ruddy. The Gryffindors looked at each other. None of them could top it. Draco Malfoy had won the Penis Game. The world was officially ending.
Umbridge, at the far end of the teacher's table, was white-faced and her mouth was flapping about like a fish. Dumbledore, to no-one's surprise, was laughing heartiest of all, clapping amusedly.
When everyone had settled down, Ron muttered the thing on everyone's mind "Who knew it, Malfoy has a pair…"
"Must have borrowed them from Millicent Bullstrode" mumbled Lee.
My thoughts exactly, Lee.
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A\N: Mleh.. I wanted to update coz no-one REVIEWS anything else. Please, I'm desperate! And I am now working on a Kurt\Finn and a James\Lily fic, so I probably won't update this until after that…. But, if those interest you, read the. And maybe review!! PLEASE!
