I'm late... I'm sowy... very sowy...

Ugh, I haven't been feeling good lately and I haven't had and idea what to do with this chapter. So I whipped this up in 1 hour and I'm giving it to you. I'm sorry. I'm not even gunna bother editing this...

Well, along those lines, I hope you guys aren't feeling crappy like me and are having a great Halloween!

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Bhye

Disclaimer: Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja does not belong to me and nether do the characters. This AU is created by K-Sainty.


Chapter 7: Potty time!

"Kace, I have to pee,"

"Hold it; you only have a couple minutes to go,"

"But I gotta go noooow!" Randy whispered to Kace. His brother rolled his eyes and continued to search for robots. It was Rave night, finally, and Randy was in desperate need for a bathroom. Every once in a while, Randy saw his twin's eyes turn red, then back to blue again. Through his goggles, Kace's title was, 'Protector'. Protector my ass, Randy thought, he almost killed he with that sword! And with that thought, Randy's bladder almost exploded.

"Kace, I'm going to pee my pants. I can't wait any longer!" Randy was now crossing his legs. Kace looked at him weirdly and put his katana on the ground.

"Fine. Go pee, I'd rather not smell your piss all over the place," Kace pushed Randy out of the way and took the controls of the turntable. At first, Randy was hesitant about Kace playing music; he may make the monsters more stanked! But after his bladder threatened to go, he didn't think twice about his twin.


That dumb, stupid, idiotic moron, Kace thought, he's like a kitten. An ugly, not housetrained kitten. Kace watched as Randy ran behind stage and push Howard over. Kace looked back at the turntable that was now at his fingertips. He could change his brother's horrible taste in music, Kace thought with an evil grin. He pushed some buttons, making the beat of the music faster. He turned some dials to change the style of the music and watched patiently as he saw some of the teens whoop and holler about the change.

The few monsters that were now left, were dancing furiously, as were the students. Kace saw as some of the monsters turned a different shade of purple or green and have a pained expression on their face. As Kace continued to watch with a concerned face, he saw the teens stop dancing and start to leave. Of course, they couldn't leave, since no one could leave until the Norisu says so.

"What are you guys doing?" Kace screamed a microphone near the GoGo dancers. The students that were clumped in the exit turned quickly to see him. He saw them whisper worryingly and watch him with a nervous face.

"You aren't allowed to leave," Kace lifted up his hands and quickly scanned around the room. Fortunately, the teens didn't argue with him and spread out from their clumped position in front of the door. They may have grumbled but they started to dance with a pained expression on their faces. Kace was sure everything was going fine, until he heard a loud screech.

The three monsters were now as tall as the ceiling and were grotesque. They had slime rolling off their discolored skin and their arms dragged across the ground. One of the three monsters had now slammed up against one of the speakers and broke it into a million pieces. The teens, including himself, now covered their ears and watched as the other monsters roared. They pounded on their chests and started to run around breaking stuff.

Kace heard a yelp and quickly turned around to see Randy covering his mouth in shock. His twin shook his head and rubbed his temples.

"I left for one minute,"


That little, Gahhh! He left for less than three minutes and Kace had already messed up. This is why he is the protector and not the Norisu, Randy thought. Randy took the controls of the turntable and replayed one of his popular songs. Randy saw Kace jump down to the dance floor and start fighting the monsters. No!

"Kace, that will only make it worse!" Randy yelled in his earpiece. That was the only way to communicate with his brother, other than whispering to him or have the Nomicon speak for him.

"WHAT!?" Unfortunately, it seems like the monsters took out some of the connection for their earpiece.

"Don't fight them!

"WELL I'M ALREADY FIGHTING HIM YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT HIM HARDER?"

Randy facepalmed and started to turn up the music so it was full blast (even thought there was only one speaker left). Randy watched as his brother struggled against one of the monsters arms. The monster's right hand was on Kace's face as the monster flung him to the other side of the room. Randy watched nervously as his brother slowly got up and give him a thumbs up. As the monsters began to shrink, Randy saw his brother sit back down against the wall and close his eyes. Randy sighed and opened the Nomicon.

'Never trust another man with your job,'


This seems so rushed...

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