I would like to apologize to my fans that have read this story and have been waiting for an update for it I was just to lazy to pick this story back up but that all changes now. I also would like a fan to make a cover picture for this story so I can replace the one it has now. The last thing that I must say DBBBZ will be discontinued because I'm making a better rewrite of it in this one Piccolo will raise BB instead of Doom Patrol. I do not own anything in this chapter that will appear and Be ready to play Porn star dancing by My Darkest Days ft Ludacris
CHAPTER 7
Time lapse: 30min
Kicking open the door, Gar and the guys walk out with a cloud of smoke trailing off of their bodies with half lidded red eyes and goofy grins (these are the real effects of weed people) turning to his group Gar says in a slurred slow tone.
"I'm feeling pretty good right now. What about you guys?" the others mumbled in agreement not really listening to the green haired individual. Roy was the only one to speak up asking if everyone was ready to start the show, giving out orders on what to do but mostly just telling Victor to switch the the speakers over to the bands amps and mics.
"Alright, Cool while he does that I'm gonna go find the girls and see if there willing to dance suggestively on stage while we play." Gar says in his euphoric state
Herald gave Gar a questioning look "What girls?"
"Oh yeah, you and Roy don't know. Well to answer your question my musically gifted friend I'm dating two of the hottest women you'll ever set your eyes on."
It's Roy's turn to give Gar a look of disbelief "Oh yeah if that's true I'll give a thousand dollars and my left nut if they do it." said as he stuck his hand out to complete this stupid bet.
Gar shakes his hand "Give me five min." Gar pulls out his phone and sends a text to Rachel saying to meet him at the stage in five min. "Alright let's head over to the stage dudes."
Arriving at the stage the guys stand frozen at what they seen except for that is.
"Who are they?" Roy asks seeing the pinket and purple haired girls wearing tight fighting shirts that accentuate their respective busts that show just enough cleavage to let a man's imagination wonder and some VERY short shorts.
"Roy Dude close your mouth your drooling all over the place." Gar turns towards Rachel and Jinx
"Okay let me introduce you guys to my girlfriends on my right we have Rachel divine Roth and on my left we have the luscious Jinx." Gar introduces as he wraps his arms around the two. After introducing his bandmates Gar gets down to business with Rachel and Jinx.
"Okay girl's here's what I want you two to do and really I'm just asking a favor here so feel free to decline. I want you two to dance on stage sexily and that's all."
"What's in it for us?" Jinx asks.
"How bout I be your man slave for a week or something?" Jinx and Rachel turn away from the him to discuss this for I second until Rachel turns back around and asks.
"Does this include sex and getting a certain herb for free." Gar nods eagerly at the sex but very reluctantly at having given weed away for free for a week.
"Then Beastie you have yourself a deal." Jinx states as she and Rachel seal the deal with him in a deep passionate kiss and then one with each other causing the surrounding guys to have a bit of blood come out their noses.
10 minutes of setting up equipment later the band was ready to play Garfield step to one of the mikes and tapped it a few times.
"How's everybody doing tonight!" Gar asked excitedly and receiving a cheer from the audience as his reply.
"That's awesome. Okay originally we were gonna play a Bongzilla song for our opener but I got a new request from these two lovely ladies standing on opposite sides of the stage to play a song I think most of the guys in here have heard at least once." Victor walks up on stage as Gar starts to play a small rift and takes the mike.
Puh-Puh
Porn Star Dancing.
Victor says quickly then steps away the mike to allow Gar back to it as Rachel and Jinx start to rub their bodies sensually getting the attention of all the men in the audience.
Barbra won't kiss her friend Cassandra
Jessica won't play ball
Nicole barely shares her friend Rachel
Doesn't anyone live at all
Koman won't leave me empty handed
Got her number from a bathroom stall
Gar sings but unknown to him four of the six girls he named are in the crowd and one in particular is heatedly glaring at him from the third row.
Tara just brought way to much baggage
And that shit just gets old.
But I got two girls who can put on a show
A dollar will show how you can go.
Rachel and jinx walk to each other and starts caress the other.
They wrap their hands around that pole
They lick their lips and off we go.
All the band members and Victor scream as Rachel and jinx begin a heated make out session. Koman had seen enough and decides to leave the building to…call a friend to the party.
And she takes it off nice and slow cause that's
PORN STAR DANCING
The crowd yells as Victor has a separate mike from Gar and points it towards the crowd.
They don't play nice they make me beg
And they drop their dress around their legs
And I'm sitting right by the stage
Well it's PORN STAR DANCING
Gar turns to look at his girlfriends for the next line and sees that they have started to get bit more into the song then he expected.
Your bodies lighting up the room
And I got two naughty girls like you
There's nothing hotter than
*small instrumental*
Kari's gonna save herself for marriage
But that's just not my style
Kara's got pair that's nice to stare at
But I want girls gone wild
Gar says as he points to Jinx and Rachel and the took this as a signal to flash the crowd… which they did resulting in some of the more innocent guys to faint do to blood lose.
But I know a place where there's always a show
The dollar decides how far you can go.
They wrap their hands around that pole
They lick their lips and off we go.
And they take it off nice and slow cause that's
PORN STAR DANCING
They don't play nice they make me beg
And they drop their dress around their legs
And I'm sitting right by the stage
Well it's PORN STAR DANCING
Your bodies lighting up the room
And I got two naughty girls like you
Let's through a party for the two
You know those normal girls won't do
Victor lifts his mike and begins rap.
They won't do
I need a girl thats kinda frisky
Drinking with the fellas
Takin shots and gettin tipsy
We always wanna party cause she sexy as hell
And if i ever get in trouble bailin me outta jail
Cause she a stone cold stunna hotta than the summer
When she step up into the club every man and woman want her
she make me wanna get a stripper pole up in my home
cause of the porn start dancin got me in the zone!
They wrap their hands around that pole
They lick their lips and off we go.
And they take it off nice and slow cause that's
PORN STAR DANCING
They don't play nice they make me beg
And they drop their dress around their legs
And I'm sitting right by the stage
Well it's PORN STAR DANCING
As the song ends the crowd is going crazy cause of a half-naked Jinx and Rachel are on stage still having a make-out session.
"Thank you everybody and let's give it up for our two dancers the Luscious Jinx and Ravishing Rachel." As their name was called they took a bow and put their shirts back on that the author forgot to mention that came somewhere in the song.
"Alright the next song will be-" Gar never got to finish telling what song he was gonna play next cause of the warehouse door being broken in with Richard Grayson standing on the remains
"Freeze nobody move!?" he exclaims as several other campus police barge in. There was only one thing Gar could say in this situation well more like yelled.
"FUCK THE POLICE."
….To be continued
Never thought I would be updating this chapter but I did thanks to JP-Lewis production of Garfield's Room Mates the story encouraged me to continue writing this story. Oh and could somebody make a Naruto Teen Titans crossover where the Beast in Beast Boy is actually the no Tailed Beast and Beast Boy and Naruto are raised as brothers by Anko, Kakashi, Krurinai, or Gai please and Thank You
