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Wife or Kid

Chapter 7 Monday Night RAW

The old Monday night raw intro went on as Monday night raw began. "Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Monday night raw, I'm Gorilla Monsoon along with my broadcast partner Bobby "the brain" Heenan." Said the lead announcer from the classic RAW commentary. "Monsoon I tell you what this newly born rivalry between Hannibal and that one guy who came out last week is looking hot after only a week." Said Bobby Heenan. "Well either way a match between Hannibal and an opponent of that guys choosing will go against each other in a ladder match, and the winner gets to choose the stipulation to the match at summerslam.

Later in the back…

Ataru was warming up in the locker room when Osamu walked in the door with Lum's chain in his hand. "Hello, champ I was just coming in to say good luck to you." Osamu said. Ataru scowled at him. " I'm giving this luck to you because tonight, you're wrestling yokozuna. But since I'm so nice I'll let Lum stay with you til your match." Osamu pad locked Lum's chain to a locker. Lum had a tear in her eye, "Darling I missed you so much! Please don't lose at summerslam!" Lum cried. "He's been abusing me so much! He sometimes whips me for no reason, sometimes he makes me even strip for him!" "Lum it'll be okay I'll win at summerslam I guarantee it." Ataru said " When I win my match tonight I have a very special stip. Planned for summerslam.

The main event…

"Ladies and Gentlemen this bout is a ladder match."

Look in my eyes
What do you see?
The cult of personality

Introducing first from Tomobiki Japan, weighing in at 234 lbs Hannibal!

I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
Oh, I'm the cult of personality

Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality

Neon lights, a Nobel prize
When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies

Ataru's music faded out as yokozuna's music hit

And his opponent from Tokyo Japan weighing in at 456 lbs Yokozuna

"Ring!" Ataru immediately got out of the ring. Yoko ran after him. Ataru stopped and armed dragged him and feels his arm for any dislocation. Ataru got the ladder and threw it in the ring. He quickly set up the ladder and started climbing. Yoko quickly entered the ring to stop Ataru. He dragged Ataru off the ladder and picked him up and body slammed him. Yoko climbed the ladder. "Holy Hell! How is Yokozuna not breaking that ladder!" Bobby Heenan yelled into his headset. Yoko climbed until he got to the top, he then started reaching for the briefcase suspended 20 ft over the ring. Ataru quickly got up and pushed the ladder over. Yoko fell to the campus and actually fell through the ring. Ataru quickly set the ladder back up and climbed it.

We walk alone
In the unknown

Osamu then ran out and grabbed Ataru off the ladder and threw him out of the ring, Osamu then grabbed the briefcase and jumped down the ladder and handed the briefcase to Yokozuna. "Ring!" "Here is your winner Yokozuna!" Osamu then grabbed a microphone "Ladies and gentlemen, I have already decided for the match for Summerslam." He stared at Ataru. "Our passion to win is so great the only to beat us is to kill us. So I have decided we will fight to the death!" Osamu then dropped the microphone. Monday Night RAW just got its first OMG moment.

Authors note: A… A death match? It's about time! Review what you think about the ultimate hardcore match.