Fun Times at La Push

Edward's POV-

Ok so I completely agree with Rose…apparently Jacob and Bella are too caught up in memories to even think about us. Am I all little jealous?

"Yes dude you are. Jealously is rolling off of you like no tomorrow." Jasper said looking at me.

But I got to admit though that this is kind of fun. I can't wait to see what Bella has in store for Jake.

"You Jakey it is not safe to play with fire because you will get burned." Bella said sadistically eyeing him like he was her prey.

"You can't scare me Bella." Jacob said confidently. OMG she is scaring the shit out of me!

I laughed at Jake's thought, "He is really scared by Bella." I said

Everyone else though did seem scared. Bella walked over to the tape player and played it.

Bella came on the screen. She looked about to be ten years old, "Ok so I just got back to Forks yesterday. So right now I am here in La Push to visit my best friend Jacob Black! Boy is he in for a surprise."

"Yes he will. You know he has a crush on you right?" A girl's voice asked

"No he doesn't Rachel." Bella said scoffing

"You keep saying that Bella."

Just then music was heard coming out of what appeared to be Jake's room. Bella motioned to be quiet and they snuck under the window to see Jake playing what looked to be like Barbie dolls and singing, "I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere! Imagination, life is your creation!"

We all burst out laughing! Jake was turning funny shades of reds and purples, and throwing off strings of profanity in his mind, "BELLA HOW COULD YOU?"

"Karma is a bitch Jake!" Bella laughed

Jake was jumping on his bed singing the music and doing dance moves:

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

"Wow Rachel this is great!" Bella's voice came on.

"Wait! Here hold the camera I'll be right back." The camera changed over and Rachel ran off.

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

"Here you got to see this!" Rachel came back with a group of other boys.

"OMG is that really Jakey?"

"Shut up Paul! You'll ruin it!" Bella scolded silently

Just then Jake took his shirt off and swung it around singing the next verse while another boy let out a low whistle, "Swing those hips!"

"Shut up Embry!" Rachel, Bella, and Paul scolded

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

Once the song was done the group quietly ran back away from the house and burst out laughing and rolling on the ground.
We were now rolling on the floor laughing. Emmett was right, I wish we were able to eat pop corn this stuff was priceless!

Jake was now really pissed, "Ok so you wanna play rough huh? We'll play rough little girl!"

"Awww did I hurt the puppies feelings? I'm sorry…" Bella mocked baby talk

"Stupid bloodsucker!" We gasped in shock but Bella looked pissed

"Stupid dog!"

"Stupid leech!"

"Mongral!"

"Dracula wannabe!"

"Ok that is it! It's on like Donkey Kong!" Bella stood up followed by Jake. They were in each other's faces.

"Oh no you didn't! Donkey Kong is mine! And I say when and where he is on! And you know what else is on? Yo momma!" Jake said gangster style

"Oh no he didn't!" Alice exclaimed

"Oh yea he did." Emmett replied back

"Shouldn't we stop them before they hurt themselves or my furniture?" Esme asked

"No way!" Emmett, Jasper, Alice, Rose, Nessie, Carlisle, and I exclaimed

"Oh so little puppy-woof-woof wanna play like that huh? Well Yo Momma is so ugly she made an ugly cry!" Bella yelled back

"Oh yea well yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"

"Oh yea well yo momma so fat that I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas!"

They started to growl and finally Jake said, "You are a worthy opponent Isabella. But no holding back. You are going to die!"

Bella scoffed, "I will not be the one dying is it you who will die."

Jake eyed her and said, "The force is strong in you but not strong enough."

"I have faith in my arsenal." Bella replied

There was a heavy silence in the room and I could swear I saw a dust ball go in between my wife and Jake. They looked at the clock and the time was 11:55.

"Meet me back here at high noon…only then we will see who will die." Jake said smiling evilly.

"I will make you one better; I will be back in a minute." Bella said.

They ran out of the room.

"This just keeps getting better huh?" Emmett asked

Nesssie clung to me, "Daddy is mommy and Jake really going to die?"

I smiled, "No honey no one is really going to die."

"But they will want to after the embarrassment." Alice laughed almost knowingly.