Let's jump directly to the story since I have nothing to say for once. And I'm not in the talking mood since I found out that my best friend MoTzart is leaving for four years to Puerto Rico on Saturday August 4!!! -sniff sniff- I'm gonna miss her a lot!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Titanic.

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'By the next afternoon we were steaming west from the coast of Ireland with nothing ahead of us, but ocean.' Captain Hatake Kakashi and First class Officer Yamato, stood looking out at the sea, marveling it and all of it's splendor. Kakashi turned towards Yamato, "Take her to sea, Yamato- san. Let's stretch her legs."

"Yes, sir." replied Yamato. He went into the control room.

"All ahead full, Mr. Moody." he ordered.

"Very good, Yamato- sama." Both men put in the order for full.

Down below

Two men received the order.

"All ahead full." said one of the men. The other shouted the order, "All ahead full!" Everyone began rushing, getting the order done.

Down in the boiler rooms

"Alright, let's stoke them right up!" one of the men barked the order. All of the men began adding more coal to the fires.

Up on deck

Sasuke and Naruto ran up to the bow to go look out at the ocean. Sasuke stood up on the platform and held on to one of the cables, Naruto did the same. Both boys leaned over the railing to see the water deeper. They stood upright and looked over at the horizon.

Sasuke tapped Naruto on the shoulder, "Hey, look, look, look! Look, look." Next to the ship a single dolphin was swimming and leaping into the air almost as if it was controlling the swells. "There's another one. See him?" The Uchiha asked the Uzumaki. Afterwards there was a whole pod of dolphins. Sasuke jumped onto the rail, "Whoo!!!"

"I can see the Statue of Liberty already," said Naruto, "Very small, of course." Sasuke let go of the cable he was holding onto and raised his arms. "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!" Both began to yell, whoop and howl, in Sasuke's case, with delight. Sasuke leaned back and let the wind take him.

First class dining saloon

"She's the largest moving object ever made by the hand of man in all history," said Ebisu, "And our master shipbuilder, Sarutobi- san here designed her from the keel plates up."

"Well, I may have knocked her together, but the idea was Ebisu- san's," said Sarutobi Asuma, "He envisioned a steamer so grand in scale and so luxurious in it's appointments that its supremacy would never be challenged. And here she is, willed into solid reality." Sakura pulled out a cigarette and lighted it.

"You know I don't like that, Sakura." said Tsunade in hushed tone to her daughter. Sakura blew the smoke in her mother's face.

"She knows." said Sai as he took the cigarette from Sakura and put it out. The waiter came over to Sai, "We'll have the lamb, rare, with very little mint sauce. You like lamb, right, cherry blossom?" he asked Sakura. She gave him a fake smile. Kisama, she thought.

"Are you going to cut her meat for her, too, there, Sai?" asked Kurenai. He looked at her with a look of either detest or of utter disdain.

"Hey, uh, who thought of the name "Titanic"? Was it you, Ebisu?" asked Kurenai.

"Well, yes, actually, Ren. I wanted to convey sheer size and the size mean stability, luxury, and above all strength."

"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Ebisu- sama," asked Sakura, "His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Kurenai smiled and nodded at Sakura's "comment". Asuma struggled not to laugh, but his usual calm physique crumbled.

"What's gotten into you?!" whispered Tsunade dangerously.

"Excuse me." Sakura got up from the table and left.

"I do apologize." said Tsunade.

"She's a pistol, Sai," said Kurenai, "Hope you can handle her."

"Well, I may have to start minding... what she reads from now on, won't I, Kurenai- sama?" said Sai thickly, words dripping with pure sarcasm. He gave her his signature fake smile.

"Freud- Who is he? Is he a passenger?" asked Ebisu very much ticked.


Arigatou to everyone that has been so supportive and has stayed with the story so far! You guys totally rock!!! Cake for everyone!

Sasuke: Finally things are starting to get intresting

Crimson: -eye roll- you only say that cuz you get to be the "king of the world"

Sasuke: oh c'mon youve got to admit that your also enjoying urself Crimson

Crimson: Sasuke why are you so full of yourself?!

Sasuke: why are you so paranoid with every little thing i do?!

Inner Crimson: what is it with you guy's love/hate relationship?

Sasuke and Crimson: what the fuck are you talking about?!

Inner Crimson: um besides the fact that you guys are always bickering despite the fact that you guys totally have the hotts for each other!!

Sasuke: (to Crimson) is she on some kind of drug?

Crimson: i ask myself that constantly

Sasuke: well glad that was cleared up so well, Crimson- chan

-Inner Crimson spits water, Honeymusterd drops glass of water and shatters-

Crimson: 0.0 what did you call me

Sasuke: -blush- Crimson what else? i mean that is your name right?

Crimson: -shakes head vigoursly- yea! -thought: he is so covering it up i know that he called me Crimson- chan!!

Inner Crimson: what's up with you?

Crimson: -blush- nothing!!!

Inner Crimson: -sly look on face-

Sakura: Review!!!

Inner Crimson, Crimson, Sasuke, Honeymusterd: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!