Awkward Bonding Moments, Chapter 7: Blaine (and 'The Video')

A/N: This is the final part, and is a prequel, focusing on the making of 'The Video' that all the characters have referenced in previous chapters.

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.


"Blaine ...I'm not sure about this."

"Look no one else is going to see it, it's just for us."

"But still, Frank-N-Furter?"

"What can I say? I've always had a thing for Tim Curry."

"In fishnet stockings?"

"Oh come on, just wear it."

"...Alright, but I'm not liking this. Give me a second to go to the bathroom to put this on."

"Why can't you just change here? Am I not allowed to see?"

"You want to be surprised, don't you?"

"Okay then, I'll set up the camera, and get ready for the show."

"..."

"..."

"We definitely have the place to ourselves, right?"

"My parents are out in L.A. visiting Cooper."

"Great, I really don't want them walking in on this."

"Yeah, me neither. How's it going in there?"

"This thing is tight, like, ridiculously tight."

"That's kind of the point babe."

"Doesn't exactly cover much either."

"That's a good thing."

"Okay, I think I'm in it, you ready?"

"Born ready."

"Here I come."

"..."

"..."

"Holy obvious bulge Batman! You weren't kidding, that is tight."

"Told you."

"Still, I'm not complaining."

"Is it okay?"

"It's just missing one little thing. Here."

"A whip, Frank didn't have a whip."

"Call it artistic licence. Now, you remember the words?"

"I've seen that movie a thousand times, of course I do."

"Take a seat, Mr. Anderson, and enjoy the view."

"Oh I will. Just let me turn on the camera, aaaand go."

"But a deltoid and a bicep."

"Someone has been working out."

"A hot groin!"

"There it is!

"...and a tricep. Makes me shake, makes me wanna take Blaine Anderson by the hand."

"Yeah you do."

"In just seven days I can make you a man."

"Work those hips."

"I don't want no dissension."

"None here."

"Just dynamic tension."

"I'm a muscle fan."

"In just seven days, I can make you a man."

"Strike that whip."

"Dig it if you can."

"Smack that ass."

"In just seven days, I can make you a ma-ha-ha-ha-han."

"Now give me some sugar."

"..."

"..."

"Turn the camera off."

"Done."

"Why Blaine, you look a little flushed."

"That was the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life."

"I can tell you thought so, I'm not the only one with a prominent bulge anymore."

"Well I know just how to get rid of it, come here you."

"..."

"..."

"You promise you won't show anyone that video, right?"

"Absolutely, now less talking, more stripping."

THE END.


A/N: So that's my little story. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Now sound off in the reviews and tell me what you thought.