October 20, 2002
8:45 a.m.
Barstow, Texas
Wanda's POV
I had just woken and found myself in a gumball machine. Cosmo and Poof were with me…as well as every fairy in Fairy World, except for Jorgen. 'What in the world is going on here?' I wondered to myself. I asked aloud, "Where are we? The last thing I remember was Jorgen pulling us out of Timmy's trilogy wish." Cosmo answered, "And the last thing I remember was hearing you say the last you remember was Jorgen pulling us out of Timmy's trilogy wish." Poof added, "Poof, poof!" Cupid screamed and said, "Ah, we're in a gumball machine!" The Tooth Fairy exclaimed, "I hope we're sugarless!" I rolled my eyes.
We were in danger and she was worried that we were sugarless? Sometimes I wonder if she was right for Jorgen. Cosmo pointed out, "Every fairy in Fairy World must be in here!" Juandissimo told us, "I'm more of a fireball than a gumball. At least we're not at the bottom like Binky." Binky called up to us and said, "Hi, guys." I told everyone, "Well, I don't know why Jorgen put us in here but we're getting out." Then I realized, "Oh, no! Our wands are gone!"
Without our wands, we were powerless! Cosmo also pointed out, "And our hands are gone!" Even if we did have our wands, we couldn't use them since we didn't have hands. With that one stroke of genius, the Tooth Fairy also pointed out, "But, at least we're safe." Just then, we heard some pounding and then we saw a heavy looking kid with freckles and glasses. Cosmo yelled, "Not safe!" The kid put a quarter in the machine and got Binky, who screamed.
We all screamed, in unison, "Oh no, he got Binky!" Binky yelled, "I don't want to be a gumball!" At those words, the kid threw Binky into his mouth and starting chewing him. We all screamed, in unison, "Ah, the horror!" Just then, the kid got out a bunch of quarters…enough to buy us all. We all screamed, in unison, "Ah, the quarters!"
Ten minutes later, we were all out of the machine and the kid was still chewing Binky. He finally flicked Binky out by saying, "Ugh, this one lost its flavor." Binky landed on the table and told us, "It's horrible in there! And he recently had nachos!" We all screamed in horror as the heavy kid grabbed me. He said, "O-oh! A tasty pink one!" I vowed that if we ever got out of this, I would give Jorgen a piece of my mind. Just when I thought that this was my doom, Cosmo yelled, "NO!" I was bounced to safety. I looked up and saw that the big kid had ate my husband! I yelled, "Cosmo, no!" Juandissimo rolled over to me and being the insensitive jerk that he was, started to flirt with me. He said, "Wanda, I feel terrible for your loss. Would you like to make out?" Before I could answer, something was wrong with the big kid. He chewed Cosmo quickly and then Cosmo came out….as a bubble! He floated over to me and Poof and asked, "Who's up for a bubble ride to freedom?" He grabbed me and Poof and we floated out the door. I was never so happy in all of my immortal life. I said, happily, "Cosmo, you saved us!" Cosmo instructed, "Hang on to my bubble butt!" He added, "Wee!" 'I sure hope Timmy's okay without us.' I thought to myself.
