6:00 A.M. Eastern Standard Time
(Skipper's POV)
"Attack!" I shouted. Our army charged and the collected shout cause Blowhole's army and their allies to stop for a moment. "What are you doing?" Blowhole shouted, "Attaaaack!" The enemy resumed their attack. I took out several wolves with my signature Omega boom and the corkscrew. Kowalski had somehow got ahold of Hans' cappicino maker freeze ray and was sipping a cappicino while he froze several lobsters and octopi. "Hey that's mine!" Hans shouted. Kowalski responded by freezing the puffin. Rico and Private were taking out fossa left and right knocking them into Lobsters, octopi, and wolves alike.
Po used the Wuxi finger hold on several wolves and the four gorillas. "Underlings!" The Red Squirrel shouted, "stop that panda!" The Red Squirrel then walked right into Po, "Stupid eyepatch," The Red Squirrel replied. Meanwhile Parker slammed into Kowalski knocking the freeze ray out of his flippers. Bada fired one of our cannons sending half of the enemy flying out of the zoo. "Take back our cannons already!" Shen shouted only to find his army under attack by one very confused Chromeclaw. The Furious Five and Master Shifu were knocking their way thru enemy. "Keep fighting! Keep fighting!" Blowhole shouted. "Doc…" Red One said as "The Archer" fired a suction cup and dragged the lobster away. The raccoon then tied red one to an arrow and fired him out of the zoo. "The Archer strikes again," Archie replied.
Kikta was on full attack mode and all fell to her wrath. "Skipper!" Private shouted, "the enemy is getting desperate!" "Yo! Rats hundle up!" The Rat King shouted. "Their killing us out there…" one of the rat said. "Those penguins are good…" another rat said. "So we get bad," The Rat King replied only to get burnth by Rico's flamethrower. The burnth Unconsious Rat King fell on top of the gathered rats. "Can't breath…" one of the rats said. "I thought I told you that I never wanted to see you on my turf again?" Alex shouted to the fossa. All the fossa were apparently still afraid of Alex as they ran away and were gone. "The King still got it," Marty said. "Get back here you cowards!" Lord Shen shouted only to get Po's fist in his face. Lord Shen flew across the zoo and then got knocked out by monkey's staff. "I knew that peacock would be a liabity," Blowhole muttered only to get knocked off his scooter by me. As we tussled blowhole said, "Just give up now Pen-gu-wins! You army will wear down as my army will keep coming and coming!"
"You underestimated you enemy again," I said, "and that is always you downfall…Blowhole." I jumped off Blowhole and said, "Kowalski if you have a plan use it now!" "Releash the seal!" Kowalski said. A slingshot was fired and Blowhole lifted himself up by onto his scootor, "say what?" A familiar leapord seal flew towards blowhole and knocked him across the zoo. "Sssstop…Knocking…me…around…pachyderm!" Savio shouted. Burt spun Savio around and then launched him an battalion of wolf soldiers knocked them all out. And then a small mouse walked up and said, "Savio sends his regards..Boo!" Burt ran into a wall and knocked himself out. Julian was riding on the back of ted the polar bear holding a pole like a lance. "Say what?" Clemson said as the wooden pole slammed into him. "You will never take my crown! If you want it you have to pry it from my cold dead hands!"
Clemson in anger jumped at julian but julian jumped out of the way at the last moment. Clemson flew by julian and in slow motions said, "Noooooo!" "Clemson is evil!" Mort shouted charging Clemson. Clemson back up right into barry the frog. Barry touched Clemson and Clemson was instantly taken out. "The Zoo Twenty…Blowhole's army Zero," Barry said. "I would high-five you," Julian said, "but I don't want to be down for the count." "You will never stop us penguins!" Lord Shen shouted holding a handcannon, "When battle ends and the dust clears…" In a flash of lighting the old squirrel appeared causing everything to stop. "The Spirit Warrior will come and take all of you chi!" The Old Squirrel said. "It's just a ghost story!" Blowhole shouted. "But the spirit warrior!" "Shut her up," Lord Shen shouted. A cannon was fired but the old squirrel was too quick disappearing in a flash of lighting.
"That was awesome," Po said, "How did she do that with the wind and the lighting…" "We're still figuring that out," Kowalski said as Parker jumped him again. Tigress punched Parker causing the platypus to attack her. Parker flew at tigress with his toxic spurs aimed directly at her. Mantis jumped parker from being and knocked him across the city. "I am not getting paid enough for this!" Parker shouted as he flew out of the zoo. "Attack! Attack! Attack! Why aren't you attacking!" Blowhole and Lord Shen Shouted. "Um Lord Shen," A wolf with an eyepatch said, "Um…look." Lord Shen and Blowhole turned around to see the last of the army getting knocked out by the furious five, getting blueberried, blown up by Dode the dodo, Kicked out of the zoo by Joey, and taken down by marlene, getting their's eyes clawed out by kitka, or getting knocked around by bada and bing. "These was suppose to be my victory!" Blowhole shouted, "Mine!"
Blowhole turned to see the right of his lobsters walking away. "Get back here!" Blowhole shouted. Lord Shen was addressing his army, "return to our time Destroy all the equipment blowhole gave us…I have some lose ends to tie up here." Shen's army returned to their time with their knocked out comrades. The remaining two gorillas reached for their teleporters. "Not you," Shen said, "I need you to man the cannon." "Yes sir!" "Why do you need the cannon Shen?" I said, "the battle is won." "Your battle with Blowhole is won," Lord Shen said, "Now I Just need to take out blowhole…" "What about you secret plan to kill all the pandas…" "That was all a clever ruse," Shen said. "what?" Po said. "A clever ruse to conceal my true secret plan," Lord Shen said. "Secret plan?" Blowhole shouted in disbelief. "You not the only schemer around here Dolphin," Shen replied. "And What is this plan?" Blowhole said. The Cannon was placed directly in front of blowhole while the two gorillas blocked the way. A apparently thawed out Hans the puffin, The Rat King, and the Red Squirrel looked on in shock.
"Now it's time to for your parting gift…" Shen said. "Come up with a new line already!" I shouted. "Parting as It parts things," Shen said, "Part of you here, Part of you there, and part of you staining that wall over there." "You will pay for this," Blowhole said. "Your reign of terror is over Dolphin," Shen said lighting the fuse. The cannon fired but I managed to shove blowhole out of the way. Part of the Zoo gate exploded and collapse. "You saved me? Your mortal enemy?" Blowhole said utterly confused. "Just this once Blowhole," I replied. "Load the cannon again," Shen shouted. The Cannon was reloaded and aimed towards us. Shen lit another match and moved it towards the fuse. But then at the last moment a shooting star slammed into the ground where Shen, the cannon, and the gorillas were standing. There was an explosion of Green energy that knocked us all to the ground. "What was that?" Shen shouted. "Evil energy reading are off the charts," Kowalski announced. In the middle of a massive crater amid the ruins of Shen's favorite cannon stood a yak.
"No that's impossible," Shifu said, "Po defeated him." "Who are you?" Dr. Blowhole asked. "I am Kai!" the creature replied, "Supreme warlord of china." "Who?" Lord Shen asked. "The Master of pain…" "Who!?" The Red Squirrel said. "The Beast of Vengence…" Everyone except Shifu, Po, and the furious five looked at him blankly. "Uh…" He said, "You may know me as the maker of windows." "The Maker of widows?" Blowhole said, "No doesn't ring a bell." "Who exactly are you?" I said. "I am Kai!" he said, "and I'm here to take your chi!" "Um…welcome to new york," Private said. "Take our chi?" Blowhole said, "and how are you going to do that?" Kai threw a blade attached to a chain at Blowhole. The chain wrapped around Blowhole and to our horror he started to turn to jade. In a flash of light a piece of jade jewelry that resembled Blowhole in appeared in Kai hand. He clipped his new jade piece on to his belt to join his collection. "Now who's next?" he asked.
To be continued in…
The Final DreamWorks War: Kai's revenge
