"Let's see where we've got Shizuo today" Shinra told Celty happily as he opened a tracking program on his laptop.

Celty looked at Shinra, questioning him. She started tapping on her PDA.

'You put a chip on Shizuo?'

"Of course! I need to check where my most interesting blood source is if I need a samp-AH!" Shinra was cut off by a fist to the cheek. "Ow, Celty! Wait, that's your way of saying you love me isn't i-ow!" he exclaimed as he was hit again.

'Pull yourself together!'

"Alright, alright" he chuckled and turned his gaze to his computer. "Ehh? Why is he in the middle of the ocean? Wasn't he going to Hawaii?"

Celty looked at the screen; her black shadows stiffened.

'We have to go find him!' She shoved the PDA up in Shinra's face.

"Wait" he zoomed and zoomed until he could see a small island. "He's there! On an island! I'll mail the coordinates to your PDA and then we'll take the helicopter on the roof!" he said and did so and then Celty's phone bibbed.

Celty went to grab her helmet and pulled Shinra out of the door.


"Ahh, it's so hot" Izaya whined.

"Go into the sea then" Shizuo sighed, lying with his hands behind his head. The blonde had his eyes closed.

"The sea is hot too, you idiot. And my butt and back hurts like hell. It's all your fault. It's probably also your fault the plane crashed. Maybe your stupidity came off on the airhostesses who then infected the pilot"

"Shut up you little shit! Stop complaining, you're doing my head in" Shizuo growled.

"Just saying" he stood up from the ground and rubbed his lower back. "Ow… stupid brute!"

"You fucking asked for it"

"Did not. You raped me like a caveman would" he grinned and sat down on the bed beside Shizuo.

"Scarred for life now?" Shizuo paused. "Wait. I'm not a caveman!" he exclaimed as he sat up.

"Actually, you must be. I mean look at yourself! You're tall, strong, imbecile, primitive, and your brain is just as evolved as a caveman's. Actually, that's an insult to all cavemen that have ever lived" he grinned and looked upwards, towards the roof of the cave. "Sorry~" he said and looked back at Shizuo.

Shizuo pushed Izaya away and rose from the bed. "I'll give you two seconds to get out or I'll throw a palm tree at you!" he hissed.

"The palm trees are outside, dumbass. And it's really rude to tell a person with back and butt pain to leave"

"One"

"Come on, Shizu-chan. Only cavemen use clubs"

"Two…" Shizuo growled and grabbed the back of Izaya's shirt.

Izaya painfully rose from the bed and got out of Shizuo's grip. "Fuck, you're serious" he smirked and ran out of the cave.

Shizuo followed the flea but stopped in front of a palm tree. He wrapped his arms around it, bent down on his knees and pulled the tree out of the ground. "Izayaaaa!" he exclaimed as he threw the poor, innocent tree at Izaya.

Izaya gracefully jumped on the tree, using it as a stepping stone and laughed at Shizuo. "Ah, you missed~"

"Damn you!" Shizuo yelled and pulled another tree out of the ground.

"You're no fair, Shizu-chan. I'm still hurt"

"I want you to hurt some more!" Shizuo yelled and ran after Izaya. "Come here or I'll toss you back into the ocean!"

"No way, You'll do that anyway" he grinned and ran away from Shizuo while finding his flick blade in his pocket.

Shizuo threw the tree towards Izaya and started panting. "Urgh… So hot…" he mumbled as he felt how the sweat ran down his back. The sun was baking hot and Shizuo felt like giving up the chase.

"I know I'm hot!" Izaya exclaimed. He had gone back to Shizuo when the blonde had stopped running.

"Shut up!" Shizuo shouted and fell flat on his back.

"Tired already? How disappointing" he said as he stood close to the blonde.

"It's too fucking hot!" Shizuo sighed heavily.

"It is hot today. But since I'm still moving I must be in a much better shape than you are. I told you to eat more fruit"

"I told you to shut up!" Shizuo exclaimed, panting.

"You're so lazy. A lazy caveman"

"Urgh…" Shizuo complained and rose from the ground. He lazily walked back to the cave and sat down on the 'bed'. "Ahh… Shade…"

Izaya had followed him and dared to sit down behind Shizuo; sitting back to back he leaned back against the other. "Pathetic, ne?"

"You're fucking pathetic" Shizuo sighed. "And don't sit this close to me…"

"Too lazy to even push me away…" he smirked. "Just let me be. It's hot and I don't really feel like moving. Besides, my butt and back still hurts like hell"

"Makes me want to push you away even more" Shizuo growled. "Urh…" he exclaimed.

"Ah~, I just wanna get home" he complained angrily. "I was meant to relax on this vacation not be stuck on a deserted island with a stupid protozoan who has no brain and acts like a caveman"

"Shut up, flea. You're giving me a headache"

"I mean seriously, have you ever taken an IQ test? Cause I'm pretty sure you'll get minus 85 or something like that"

"Oh my fucking god, shut up!"

"Actually, I think your intelligence is below caveman. No, below bird. No, because birds are pretty smart compared to you… Then maybe a snail? Shizu-chan, what is the stupidest animal in the world? No, you probably wouldn't know since you're more stupid than that.."

"Flea… Please. Shut. Up" Shizuo said as he started rubbing his temples.

"Ah! Now I know!" he exclaimed. "The stupidest animal in the world is Shizu-chan!"

"What's your problem?" Shizuo had ignored every word Izaya had just said.

"My problem is that I'm stuck on a small island with an imbecile brute" he answered bluntly.

"Feeling schizophrenic?"

"Ah, Shizu-chan sure knows some difficult words! How come? Did you look it up? Ah, sorry, sorry, you're too stupid to open a book and reading it is out of the question! Did Shinra tell you then?"

"Let me rip your fucking throat out!" Shizuo twisted his back and pushed Izaya away.

"Ow! Watch it!"

"I don't care" Shizuo growled and pushed Izaya down on his side.

"So violent. Just like in bed"

"What are you aiming for? Another round of pain?"

"Fuck you" he mumbled.

"I'd rather fuck you"

"Is that a challenge?"

"Challenge? You can't win" Shizuo said with a smirk plastered on his face.

"Hah! I always win" Izaya grinned and sat back up. "Geez, I really wanna get away from here. If I stay with you for too long I might catch stupid"

"Not that game" Shizuo grumbled. "It might suit you to be stupid"

"So you're saying I'm smart?" he smirked.

"Never said that, stupid" Shizuo mocked and laid himself down on the bed.

A few minutes passed in which none of them said anything. "Oh, geez! You stink!" Izaya said and held onto his nose. "Get out of here and take a soak in the water! And while you're out there, you might as well get eaten by a shark, ne?" he said angrily.

"Holy shit! You on your period or something?" Shizuo sighed.

"I'm male, Shizu-chan! Just get out of here! You're making me sick to my stomach!" Spending so much time with the brute, plus the possibility of dying on an island and the fact that he was in pain, made him cranky and grumpy. And he hated Shizuo, so why not make the blonde's life just about as miserable as his own? Hah! Now that would be fun.

"Oi! Watch it!" Shizuo growled. "Don't fucking talk to me like that!"

"Hm? Does it piss you off, stinky?" he grinned and stood up from the bed.

"You're the one to talk! Maybe you should go out for a swim!" Izaya's annoyance was getting to Shizuo, he too wanted to get away from the island.

"I don't stink, Shizu-chan. Or Stinky-chan. I went for a 'swim' this morning when you were still dreaming of your 'cute' little brother and his crappy movies. I mean, really? Vampire Ninjas? Seriously?"

The vein at Shizuo's temples was throbbing from annoyance. "You little shit!" Shizuo rose from the bed and grabbed Izaya's collar, threatening to place a punch in his face.

"You're not scary, Shizu-chan. You're about as scary as a butterfly" he smirked and held his flick blade to Shizuo's neck.

"I'm going to kill you!" Shizuo hissed.

"Not if I kill you first"

"Hrrnn…" Shizuo growled. "Maybe I should've let you drown that day, huh?"

"You didn't have the guts"

Shizuo kept silent and let go. "Should've done it" he mumbled and went out of the cave.

"Ah, angry~?" he mocked, amused by the sudden leave. He hadn't expected that. Oh well, Shizuo never did what he expected.

Shizuo ignored Izaya and walked down to the waterside. He took all his clothes off and walked out into the water. He had left all his clothes in the sand.

Izaya ran down and snatched Shizuo's clothes. He hid them under the 'bed' and burned the rest of his clothes on the fire. "That's for being annoying" he grinned.

Shizuo was under water, exploring the depths of the sea. There were a lot of seaweed and tiny fish here and there. He swam back up to the surface and ran his fingers through his wet hair. He shook his head, making the water from his hair splash everywhere. He swam further out into the blue sea.

Izaya came back out and saw Shizuo swim further out. "Shizu-chan~! You're swimming quite far out!" he yelled to the blonde.

Shizuo rolled his eyes as he stopped to turn around. "Just because you can't swim this far, huh?"

"Yes I can! Oh, and make sure to be eaten by a shark!"

"Watch out for that tiger behind you!" Shizuo looked terrified and pointed towards Izaya.

Izaya immediately turned around to see nothing but the cave and the jungle. He turned angrily back around to Shizuo. "Shizu-chan, you idiot!"

"Hahaha..!" Shizuo laughed.

"Just swim further out and get eaten by a shark!"

"Nah I'm good here" he smiled. "Anyway. Get out here" Shizuo waved at him. "Want to show you something"

"Are you crazy? I can't swim!"

"What? You just said that you could?" Shizuo chuckled. "Too bad. You're gonna miss it"

"What?" Great, now Shizuo made him curious. "Then come and get me" he yelled and started stripping.

"Nope~" Shizuo shook his head. "If I leave the spot, it'll disappear…"

"Alright, alright, stupid brute! I'm coming! As long as you don't smell like shit" he said and began walking out into the sea.

"You smell like shit" Shizuo mocked.

"Shut up" he said as the water reached his chest. He stopped there. "What the? Shizu-chan, I can't reach the bottom much longer.

"Oh? Is that true?"

"Stupid protozoan who's too much of an imbecile to use his brain. If he even has one" he mumbled angrily to himself and walked further out in the water.

Shizuo chuckled at the angry raven-haired. [Oh, he's gonna be mad when he finds out that there's nothing here…] Shizuo thought and gulped. "You're too slow Izaya!"

"How would you know what's slow and fast if you don't have a brain to tell you the difference"

"How would you know?" he repeated in a mocking tone. "Shithead" he mumbled to himself.

"Shizu-chan, I can't go out any further" The water reached his neck now.

"Oh, hurry up! It's about to disappear!" Shizuo exclaimed and looked down through the water.

"Geez.." he said to himself. He really wanted to see whatever Shizuo was looking at. Damn him and his curiosity! "I'm coming!" he yelled and began swimming his failing dog swim towards Shizuo. He did an okay job for about 3 meters but then began sinking into the water.

"Don't swim like a dog.. do the breaststroke, idiot!"

"I don't know how!" he exclaimed and sank into the water only to come back up again, splashing the water with wild arms to keep himself on surface.

"Weakling! I'll be mocking you forever, if you don't pull yourself together!"

"Shizu-chan!"

"Come on!"

"Help me you idi-" he sank into the water and came back up shortly after. "Help!"

"Urrrrrrrrhhhh!" Shizuo sighed annoyed and swam over to Izaya. "Goddamn it!" he pulled the other up.

Izaya panted, trying to catch his breath as he held onto Shizuo's shoulder.

"Weakling" Shizuo whispered.

"Freak"

"Tch. You'll never learn how to swim, will you?"

"No and I don't care. I can still be in the shallow end or just hang onto monsters like you, ne?"

"Well, now I know your weakness. But now that I think about it. Maybe I should just let you drown once and for all since you've been such a dick the entire day, huh?"

"You don't have the guts to do so. Just get me on shore so I can put some clothes on"

Shizuo managed to push Izaya away from him and swim a few centimetres away from him. "Sure I've got the guts"

"Get over your assholelism and swim me back in!" he exclaimed and grabbed Shizuo's arms.

Shizuo swam backwards a bit and accidently pulled Izaya with him, since the other was holding onto his arm.

"Come on…" he sighed.

"I like swimming. If you want to go to shore, you can do that" Shizuo shrugged.

"At least swim me to somewhere I can reach the bottom" he told him. "Wait, what was it that you wanted to show me?"

"I think it's gone now. You scared it away"

"If anyone scared it, it has to be Shizu-chan" he said determined and pulling himself closer to Shizuo and sat on his back.

Shizuo got an idea. "Nah, it's still there. Hold on" Shizuo smirked, took a deep breath and dived into the sea.

Izaya didn't even get the chance to refuse until they were already under the water. He slowly opened his eyes, trying to get used to the salty water.

Shizuo headed down towards the bottom. He turned around, facing Izaya. It was a bit awkward that they both were butt naked together under the water. He smirked and pulled Izaya in for an unexpected kiss, sending bubbles with oxygen floating to the surface.

Izaya's eyes widened in surprise but soon closed and leaned into the kiss.

Shizuo chuckled and deepened the kiss.

Both opened their mouth, licking each other's tongues before they took turns in exploring each others mouths. It wasn't a problem for Izaya since he was good at holding his breath. At least when he wasn't fighting violently not to drown.

Shizuo frowned at the salty taste and pulled back. He chuckled a bit at the moment and swam back up to the surface with Izaya wrapped around him.

"That was unexpected. Not unusual since it's Shizu-chan" Izaya smirked as he panted slightly to catch his breath.

"Saltwater really makes me do weird things" Shizuo winked.

"Nice all of a sudden, hm? Then you probably won't mind swimming me back to the shore, ne?"

"Tch.." Shizuo snorted. "Come on then.."

"Thank you, honey" Izaya mocked as Shizuo swam towards land with Izaya on his back.

"Alright get off" Shizuo sighed as he was at knee-high water.

"I feel comfortable on Shizu-chan's back" he grinned.

"I don't feel comfortable with you on my back"

"Too bad for you"

"Get off, flea"

"Alright, alright. I'd like to get dry and put on some clothes. How about you?" he said as he jumped down from Shizuo's back and went to get his clothes in the sand.

"Fine…" Shizuo sighed and stopped as he stood in front of Izaya. "Where are my clothes?" he scowled at Izaya. "You.." he hissed.

"Whoops!" he said as he quickly shook his boxers and shirt for sand and put them on, letting his shorts be.

"You little!" Shizuo snarled. "What the hell did you do?" He stepped closer to the other.

"Who knows? Maybe another monkey took them. Oh, no offence" he said and headed to the cave.

Shizuo grabbed the shorts and pulled them on. "Izayaaaaaa!" Shizuo exclaimed as he ran after the flea.

Izaya began running too and quickly sat down on the bed and pointed to the fire. "I think I found your clothes"

"I think I'll kill you now" Shizuo growled. He went over to Izaya and pushed him down on the bed, grabbing his neck.

"That's for messing with me" he said happily until the fake happy face turned into a wide smirk.

"And this is for burning my clothes!" Shizuo hissed and leaned down to place a rough kiss on Izaya's lips.

"That's a strange punishment, Shizu-chan" he said as Shizuo pulled away.

"Strange?" Shizuo smirked and leaned down again to bite at Izaya's lower lip.

"Yes. Besides, I didn't burn all your clothes. Ow, that hurts"

Shizuo let go and looked at the other. "Where are my clothes then?" he raised a brow and slipped his hand under Izaya's shirt.

"I'm sure you'd like to know" he smirked.

"Mhmm.." Shizuo nodded and found Izaya's nipple. "Tell me" he said with a calm smile. He began pinching it.

"Hn.. That's not very pleasant, Shizu-chan"

"Tell me!" he pinched a bit harder.

"Nnnn! Stop doing that and I will" he smirked.

Shizuo let go. "Well?"

Izaya leaned up to Shizuo's ear. "Under the mattress, idiot" he whispered.

"Thank you" he smiled and pushed Izaya aside to look under the mattress for a pile of clothes which was his.

"So calm. Amazing" Izaya mumbled as Shizuo found his boxers, shirt and shorts. "Don't put the shorts on"

"Eh?"

"I just don't wanna hear you complain about how you don't wanna move later because it's too hot for you" he mocked.

"Tch!" he snorted. "I still hate you, y'know"

"I sure hope so since I feel the same way about you" he smirked.

Shizuo shook his head at the other. He pulled Izaya's shorts off and threw them in his face and pulled his own clothes on.

"Well thank you, grumpy" he mocked and threw the shorts aside.

"Urgh.. shut u-" Shizuo was interrupted by a sound coming from the outside. He looked towards the exit of the cave and frowned. "What is that?" The sound became louder and louder. Shizuo got up and went out of the cave.

Izaya had followed Shizuo. "Sounds like a helicopter!" Izaya exclaimed and just then a helicopter appeared behind them.

"Shizuo, Izaya!" A voice from the helicopters speaker said as the helicopter came a bit lower. In the helicopter sat Shinra and Celty, who could see some palm trees lying here and there on land and in the ocean and two persons on the island. Judging by the broken trees, it must have been Shizuo and Izaya.

"Shinra!" Izaya exclaimed.

"Finally!" Shizuo sighed.

"Grab the ladder!" Shinra said and just then a robe ladder fell down from the helicopter. Izaya grabbed it and started climbing the ladder.

"No you fucking don't! I'm first!" Shizuo exclaimed as he pulled Izaya down and climbed up the rope.

"So greedy" Izaya mumbled and followed Shizuo.

"I'm so glad you're okay!" Shinra exclaimed as both crawled into the helicopter.

'

Shizuo, Izaya! Are you alright?' Celty tapped onto her PDA and showed the two males the screen.

Shizuo shrugged. "Yeah, we're fine. You could at least do me a favour and leave the flea on that island!" he growled.

Celty let her shoulders relax and it looked like she was chuckling.

"So mean" Izaya fake pouted. "Anyway, thanks for saving us. Ne, Shizu-chan?"

"No" Shizuo growled and sat down. "I just want to get home!" he crossed his arms.

'We'll get you home, don't worry'

Celty tapped on the screen.

"We'll be home before you know it! And if you wanna thank me for saving you, Shizuo, a blood sample would be nice!" Shinra said cheerfully.

Shizuo growled at that. "No, Shinra!" he paused. "How did you find us, anyway?"

"Oh, I planted a tracking chip a few months back when you were unconscious"

"You what?" Shizuo rose from his seat and glared at Shinra. Celty stepped in front of Shizuo waving her hands as a 'don't hurt him' at the angry blonde.

"Celty" Shizuo growled, clenching his fists.

'Don't worry. Don't worry. It came in handy, right?'

Shizuo sensed a smile behind that text.

"Yeah, whatever" he sighed and sat back down.

"It sure did, ne?" Izaya agreed.

"Anyway, did you two have fun on the island?"

Shizuo and Izaya looked at each other before they both turned to look at the back of Shinra's head and bluntly said: "No"


Christine: Haha! I had a great time writing this! :D hilarious! Thanks everyone for your lovely reviews~
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