A/N: An update for all my awesometastic reviewers! Hope this chapter isn't too out of wack from me not updating lately.

Disclaimer: For the f-ing last time, I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!! DO I LOOK LIKE A GUY TO YOU?! DO I LOOK OVER THE AGE OF 30 TO YOU?! DO I LOOK REMOTELY JAPAPNESE?! No? Then you and I finally get each other.

Chapter 6: First attempt- epic failure

Krystal glared at her computer. Then she went to get a soda from her fridge, came back upstairs, then glared at it some more. After 30 minutes of glaring at it, she finally snapped. "WHY WON'T YOU SHOW A PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM GLORY OF DAWN?! YOU STUPID COMPUTER!!!"

Krystal then proceeded to hit her computer until she was afraid she would break it. Then she started muttering about jackasses who wouldn't respond to the private message of his favorite little sister's death. 'I'm going to track him down and kill him.'

Private Message: Glory of Dawn

Subject: UR SISTER IS DEAD U BASTARD!!

You moron! Respond to this PM!!! Ur Imouto-chan is dead! Mika is dead u idiot! Respond! U COLD HEARTED BASTARD!! IF U DON'T RESPOND RIGHT NOW I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Krystal hit the send button, then sat in her swivel chair waiting for his reply.


Jordan shivered. "What is it Onii-chan?" Mika asked.

"I get the feeling someone wants to murder me."


The reply never came. Krystal groaned in frustration before going downstairs. She couldn't believe Glory of Dawn wouldn't respond. Maria was the one who dragged his butt into the family, the one that always talked to him, the one that always went to HIM more than anyone else when she had a problem. 'So why the fuck isn't he answering?!'

Krystal went out the door of her house, heading to the park. Swinging in semi-silence always calmed her and let her think. Tears dotted her eyes. "Mika-chan… Twinnie… Why did you do this? Why did you leave me and the rest of the family? Why? I miss you so much.."

The tears fell down Krystal's face as she collapsed there on the sidewalk. "Why Mika-chan?! Maria why?!" she sobbed. "Come back to us! We all miss you so much! I miss you!"

Then Krystal heard it. A gun was shot. She jumped and flattened herself against the sidewalk as the bullet flew over her head. "What the hell?" Krystal yelled, getting up from her position.

"Shit.." the driver stated. "Master Death is going to kill me.."

Then the guy drove off.

Krystal scratched her head. "Why the hell did that guy look like Adolph Hitler?"


Queen Elizabeth giggled. "So how was your taste of the modern world, Hitler?"

Hitler glared at her. "Quiet Liz before I rip your head off."

Cleopatra glared at him. "A woman of our status should be treated with respect, you stupid leader poser."

And so the female rulers vs. evil psycho dictator argument started. Caesar silenced them. "All that matters is that if the mission was completed for our Master. Adolph, did you kill the girl?" he asked.

Hitler looked down, ashamed. "I missed."

The rest of the council was in uproar. "Miss?! How the hell did you miss?!" Washington yelled.

"Death will be so angry with you Hitler!" Queen Elizabeth screeched.

"He needed that mission done!" Achilles joined in.

"I'm sorry ok? Lets just make a new plan before Death finds out?!"

Everyone looked to Caesar. He sighed. "I'll think of something…"

A/N haha, Hitler got dissed and Krystal is still standing! I know there wasn't a lot of Naruto characters or of Mika in here but more of that will appear next chapter. SORRY FOR THE SHORTNESS!!!