disclaimer: If I owned this I would have a life. Clearly I don't have either...

Chapter 7: Evil Preppy monsters and their creepy minions
I sat laughing at my favorite movie. It was late at night and I had no school tomorrow. Kurama's head was in my lap, him dozing contentedly. Hiei sat on the window sill, dark and brooding as ever. I heard someone knocking on the door. Toran appeared into the living room. "There's a young woman named Mai asking for a Shuichi Minamino. What should I tell her?"
"Tell her he got hit by a bus and isn't accepting visitors at the moment. Then slam the door in her face." I said with a grin on my face. Toran disappeared, only to reappear seconds later being carried by Mai.
"Where's my Shuichi?" She hollered. Toran looked terrified as he met my eyes. I smiled before turning my attention back to the evil preppy monster before me. She spotted him laying on me. "Shuichi! There you are! Are you okay? Why weren't you at school today?" her high pitched voice was really bugging me.
Kurama nodded to her and closed his eyes. That was my cue. "Well…what are you doing here?" I growled softly.
"I needed to see my Shuichi of course."
"He's mine! So leave!"
"Prove it!"
"Fine, I will!!" With that Kurama sat up and looked at me. In truth, everyone was wondering what I was going to do. I had no clue but decided to wing it. I stratled his lap and kissed him. 'I'm sorry Hiei'
Feh
I sighed as I curled into Kurama's body. "Happy Mai?"
She stormed out in tears. "Wretched evil preppy monster." I muttered into Kurama's shoulder.
He stroked my hair as I watched the movie
"That was real low, Bitch!" a voice screamed behind me. I spun around and spotted Mai crying in the arms of another girl.
"What is this!? Are you a minion of hers?" I glared at the group that had invaded Genkai's living room. A smirk crossed the girl's face. Her almost lifeless eyes creeped me out slightly. "I don't know what you have against me, Mai, but lay off and leave. Shuichi's mine." I spoke softly, my eyes shining a brilliant gold color. She glared at me and walked out.
"Hiei…" I looked at him, ignoring the looks of the others.
"Feh" Hiei jumped up and disappeared towards the rooms.
I sat there feeling helpless. Kurama hugged me and leaned back into the couch, dragging me with him. I dozed off in his arms, his scent calming me down.
Kurama's POV
He looked down at the beautiful creature in his arms. Toria slept peacefully, curling into his arms. He stroked her hair, a small smile playing around his lips. He hated Mai, she was so annoying, but in truth she had been a godsend. When Toria had kissed him to prove a point, he was convinced that he was going to pass out. He became so light headed; she were one of a kind. Even Yoko thought so. No one else had that effect on him, or Yoko for that matter. There was only one problem, Hiei. As long as he was still in the picture, Kurama and Yoko couldn't have her to themselves. "Just take her" Yoko said evilly.
"No" Kurama growled softly
"You know you want to. She's ripe for the taking…"
"You're such a pervert, Yoko. Now shut up."
"Fine…" Yoko wasn't happy
Kurama smirked; it was very rare when he won against the fox demon. Toria shifted in her sleep; Kurama realized that she needed to go to bed. He picked her up bridal style and carried her to her room. He laid Toria on her bed and looked around for Hiei. The fire demon was no where in sight. "Sleep my love…" he whispered to her before turning to leave the room.
Kurama's POV ended
I woke up alone in my room. It wasn't fair! If that witch hadn't insisted…Hiei would still care. I sighed, walking out of my room to stare at the moon. I stood there, my thoughts on what happened. I hated the idea of choosing between the three, now it looked like I would have to choose between only two guys.
I heard footsteps and turned to see who had the guts to bother me this late at night. "Master Genkai…What may I help you with?" there stood the little old woman looking at me. I bowed my head in respect.
"You'll be training with the other dimwits tomorrow. Go to sleep. You'll need your rest." With that she turned and left. I sighed and went into my room. I went to sleep and woke up at the ungodly hour of 6. I growled but got up anyways.
I took your shower and got dressed. I was in the middle of brushing my hair when I heard someone walk into my room. I turned and spotted the red head. "What's up Kurama?" I asked, still brushing my hair.
"You have a visitor" he said smiling
"At this ungodly hour? Did you hit your head? You're frickin insane! If you think…" I froze in the middle of my rant after I saw who it was. A tall blonde haired, blue eyed, 16 year old girl stepped out from behind him. "Lizzy? Lizabet? That you?" Without waiting for an answer I jumped on her.
"What are you doing here in Japan?"
"In order: yes, yes, yes, and good ol' Koenma told me you were in trouble." She laughed, her blue eyes glittering.
"Koenma? You mean Diaper Breath? How do you know about him? Don't tell me that my best friend of 3 years is a demon?" I asked, stepping back to look at her.
She smiled at the name I had given Koenma. "Yes, I'm a demon. A fire demon to be exact." With that a small flame appeared in her hand.
"Wicked!" I squealed. "Lizzy, do you know any demoness by the name of Ninjara?" I asked.
"No, why?" she asked.
"She sent this" Toran appeared at my door "to kill me. I now own him." I paused for a minute "Hmm, need food." With that I ran to the kitchen. I introduced Lizzy to everyone and then sat down.
"Spork!" we both screamed, and fought for several minutes over the utensil. She won after she singed my hair.
"I'm gonna send the tree monkeys after you!" I growled.
"Not if I send the fairies after you first!" she insisted.
Everyone else in the room sweat dropped as we argued about which would win. They had another me to live with!
I looked around and asked, "Where's Hiei?" when no one answered me, I growled. 'Hiei!?'
What? He sounded like he was in a bad mood.
'Where are you? I want you to meet Lizzy!' I complained
Baka Onna the voice growled
'Will you stop that!? Come on, please forgive me.' I pleaded
Hn… was the only answer I got.
I was ready to go hunt him down and gut him like a deranged llama guts fish. He trudged into the kitchen. I jumped on him and hugged him. He glared at me like…a glaring thingy. "I wuv you Hiei." I cooed, which earned me a knot on the head from him hitting me.
I whimpered in pain and muttered, "Bad Kiwi Breath!" Lizzy fell out of the chair on hearing this. She gained her composure enough to say, "So Toria, I wanna see your demon form." My face fell upon hearing that.
"I can't control it. I have to be in danger." I said simply
Genkai stood up, "Time to train, Dimwits!" she called. Everyone trudged out; I wasn't looking forward to this.
"So tell me what's been happening to you?" Lizzy said.
I shuddered, "I met an evil preppy monster! A cheerleader by the name of Mai. She tried to steal my Kurama!" I growled
"Your Kurama? I thought that you had claimed Hiei?" she asked, looking at me with a curious expression
"Oh! They're both mine! So hands off! Then I met Mai's creepy minion…I'm convinced that she had no soul…or a life for that matter. She reminded me of a plushie!" I shivered
Lizzy laughed, remembering all too well the attack of the plushies. They had buried me, and I've had a problem with them ever since.
Genkai kicked me in the head for not listening. When Yusuke started laughing at me, I bared my fangs at him, making him shut up instantly. Then she told me to imagine a weapon and gather all my energy in my hand.
I closed my eyes and thought really hard. 'Yes, it worked!' I thought as a trident appeared in my hand. "Fear my 3 pointy thingys on the really long stick!" I yelled. Then I walked over and stabbed Yusuke with it. He glowed various colors before the light toned down enough to see what happened. His hair stood on end, sparkling, like he had been shocked, and his skin was hot pink. "Ew! I hate pink!" I screamed and stabbed him again. This time his hair was green and pointy and his skin was purple. Everyone sweat dropped as I paraded around. Genkai stared at me, wondering when I had lost my mind. Lizzy cheered. Kurama snickered at Yusuke, and Hiei smirked.
Chappie End!!!!

A/N: YAY!!!!! Two chappies in two weeks!!!!! It's a miracle, maybe we should celebrate?
thanky Andy 4 typing this