Avengers On Skype?
Thanks to foxkittvolpe for this idea.
I don't personally have Skype but I know the idea of it. Video calls and phone calls. So this chapter will be based off the knowledge I already know.
Loki Laufeyson, Thor Odinson, and Tony Stark are now online.
Tony Stark has started a video chat with Loki.
Tony- Hey reindeer games.
Loki- Hello, Stark. Is there a reason you have called me?
Tony- It's Skype. Did you expect me to send you a game request?
Loki- Yes.
Tony- You make me laugh.
Loki- I wasn't trying to.
Tony- You just became extremely boring.
Loki- I'm sorry. Would you like me to show you my chest Stark?
Tony- Get a tan and we'll talk.
Loki- You weren't being serious were you?
Tony- Hell no.
Loki- Am I really that pale?
Tony- Last Christmas I thought you were a snowman.
Loki- That explains a lot...
(Pepper in the background) Pepper- Tony, can you come here for a moment?
Tony- And now I have to go. Bye (Winks)
Loki- Tony? Ton...
Tony has ended the video call.
Clint Barton has started a video chat with Natasha Romanoff
Clint- Natasha
Natasha- Clint
Clint- Um (Scratches head awkwardly with arrow) how's it going?
Natasha- (Sways awkwardly in her chair) Good.
Clint- That's good.
Natasha- Clint, your bleeding.
Clint- Oh, that's just a mishap from when Thor got hold of a red Crayola marker...
Natasha- No Clint, you're seriously bleeding!
Clint- What? (Feels back of head) Damn! Stupid arrow.
(Tony in the background) Tony- Aw, did Clint learn a lesson?
Clint- What is Tony doing in your apartment?
Natasha- His X-BOX broke...
Tony- You think it would just be plain common sense not to scratch ones head with an arrow. But, hey however you like it.
Loki- Stark does have a point.
Clint- Loki's there too?
Natasha- They wanted to play multiplayer.
Clint- It's called live.
Loki- My one month trial is over.
Thor- Miss Romanoff. Sorry to trouble you but do you by any chance have poptarts?
Natasha- Top shelf in the closet.
Clint- Thor's there too?!
Natasha- He just follows Loki.
Clint- You having a damn party?
Tony- Yup, and you aren't invited!
Natasha- Shut up Tony.
Thor- Brother, watch out! There is a creeper behind you!
(Strange hissing noise in the background)
Clint- Um...
Tony- I have never seen a more awkward video chat.
Clint- Mind if I come over?
Natasha- Sure, one more won't make a difference.
Thor- Could you bring poptarts?
Natasha- I already told you their on the shelf.
Thor- Yes, but I ate them.
Clint- Ok, well see you soon then.
Natasha- Yup.
Clint has ended the video chat.
Thor Odinson has started a phone call with Loki Laufeyson.
Thor- Hello brother!
Loki- Thor, why are you calling me?
Thor- I have felt that we have not spent enough time together.
Loki- Your sitting right next to me!
(Tony in the background) Tony- Creeper!
Thor- Mr. Stark, could you please be quiet. I am on the phone.
Loki- For the love of Asgard.
Thor- What was that brother?
Loki- For Odins sake, Thor just turn and talk to me!
Thor- Your talking to mother?
Loki- Stop looking over my shoulder!
Thor- How is this possible?
Loki- Mother is visiting Midgard.
Frigga- Hello my son. (Fenrir is sitting beside her)
Loki- Hello my son.
Tony- What is that?
Loki- That is my son you are speaking of!
Tony- You might have to call back, your mothers PMSing.
Loki- You idiotic mortal!
Tony- Not the face! Not the face!
Bruce- Somebody's time of the month again.
Frigga- Um, I`ll call back later.
Thor- Bye mother.
Frigga has ended the video chat.
Steve has started a video chat with Bruce.
Steve- Hey, I need your help.
Bruce- With what?
Steve- Well, I have this date tonight and I was wondering if you could teach me how to dance.
Bruce- Huh?
Steve- Well I`ve heard you can dance. Can you just show me a few steps?
Bruce- Um sure. (Starts dancing with an imaginary partner. Tony starts throwing paper at him)
Tony- Lovely.
Bruce- Stop Tony (Keeps dancing)
Tony- Like a princess. So graceful.
Bruce- Tony, stop!
(Throws something else)
(Bruce begins to hulk out)
Steve- I don`t think I can do that move.
Tony- You just became way less graceful.
Hulk- Raww!
Tony- Sit boy! Stay...no. Bad hulk! Ahhhh!
Steve- Um, I`m going to log off now...
Steve has ended this video chat.
Thor has started a video chat with Jane.
Thor- Hello Jane.
Jane- Hi
Loki- Kiss her!
Thor- Loki, stay out of this.
Loki- What? I wasn`t talking to you. I was talking to the TV, why won`t Cobra Commander kiss the Baroness? I mean there is totally chemistry there.
Thor- No there`s not. Besides he can`t remove his mask.
Loki- Why not?
Jane- Thor?
Thor- Because he is disfigured.
Loki- So?
Jane- Thor, focus.
Loki- Oh you were right! That is disgusting! How many eyes does he have? Put your mask back on!
Jane- Thor?
Thor- Yes Jane?
Jane- We still going for that date tonight?
Thor- Yes, of course.
Loki- Oh and now he`s a snake. This is just getting weird.
Jane- Please tell me your not bringing him along.
Thor- Why would I do that? He is happy here.
Jane- Ok.
Loki- Can someone please explain to me what's going on?
Thor- Which episode is it?
Loki- It`s the movie.
Jane- Well see you tonight.
Thor- Goodbye, Jane.
Jane has ended this video chat.
Nick Fury has started a chat with Tony Stark.
Fury- Stark, can you please explain to me why Loki is at Diary Queen?
Tony- Your at Diary Queen too? Oh hey! (Waves at Fury) This Skype app is amazing.
Fury- That isn`t the answer I was looking for.
(Loki in the background) Loki- No, you have found me. My secret base is no longer a secret!
Tony- Your secret base is in Dairy Queen?
Loki- Sigyn discovered where my other base was.
Fury- Ever since I got this app, things have been weird. I`m done with Skype. Oh and Stark report back to base...
Tony- Um, I`ll have a cookie dough blizzard, and he`ll have the same thing.
Loki- Thank you Stark.
Fury- Stark? Never mind...
