Avengers On Skype?

Thanks to foxkittvolpe for this idea.

I don't personally have Skype but I know the idea of it. Video calls and phone calls. So this chapter will be based off the knowledge I already know.


Loki Laufeyson, Thor Odinson, and Tony Stark are now online.


Tony Stark has started a video chat with Loki.

Tony- Hey reindeer games.

Loki- Hello, Stark. Is there a reason you have called me?

Tony- It's Skype. Did you expect me to send you a game request?

Loki- Yes.

Tony- You make me laugh.

Loki- I wasn't trying to.

Tony- You just became extremely boring.

Loki- I'm sorry. Would you like me to show you my chest Stark?

Tony- Get a tan and we'll talk.

Loki- You weren't being serious were you?

Tony- Hell no.

Loki- Am I really that pale?

Tony- Last Christmas I thought you were a snowman.

Loki- That explains a lot...

(Pepper in the background) Pepper- Tony, can you come here for a moment?

Tony- And now I have to go. Bye (Winks)

Loki- Tony? Ton...

Tony has ended the video call.


Clint Barton has started a video chat with Natasha Romanoff

Clint- Natasha

Natasha- Clint

Clint- Um (Scratches head awkwardly with arrow) how's it going?

Natasha- (Sways awkwardly in her chair) Good.

Clint- That's good.

Natasha- Clint, your bleeding.

Clint- Oh, that's just a mishap from when Thor got hold of a red Crayola marker...

Natasha- No Clint, you're seriously bleeding!

Clint- What? (Feels back of head) Damn! Stupid arrow.

(Tony in the background) Tony- Aw, did Clint learn a lesson?

Clint- What is Tony doing in your apartment?

Natasha- His X-BOX broke...

Tony- You think it would just be plain common sense not to scratch ones head with an arrow. But, hey however you like it.

Loki- Stark does have a point.

Clint- Loki's there too?

Natasha- They wanted to play multiplayer.

Clint- It's called live.

Loki- My one month trial is over.

Thor- Miss Romanoff. Sorry to trouble you but do you by any chance have poptarts?

Natasha- Top shelf in the closet.

Clint- Thor's there too?!

Natasha- He just follows Loki.

Clint- You having a damn party?

Tony- Yup, and you aren't invited!

Natasha- Shut up Tony.

Thor- Brother, watch out! There is a creeper behind you!

(Strange hissing noise in the background)

Clint- Um...

Tony- I have never seen a more awkward video chat.

Clint- Mind if I come over?

Natasha- Sure, one more won't make a difference.

Thor- Could you bring poptarts?

Natasha- I already told you their on the shelf.

Thor- Yes, but I ate them.

Clint- Ok, well see you soon then.

Natasha- Yup.

Clint has ended the video chat.


Thor Odinson has started a phone call with Loki Laufeyson.

Thor- Hello brother!

Loki- Thor, why are you calling me?

Thor- I have felt that we have not spent enough time together.

Loki- Your sitting right next to me!

(Tony in the background) Tony- Creeper!

Thor- Mr. Stark, could you please be quiet. I am on the phone.

Loki- For the love of Asgard.

Thor- What was that brother?

Loki- For Odins sake, Thor just turn and talk to me!

Thor- Your talking to mother?

Loki- Stop looking over my shoulder!

Thor- How is this possible?

Loki- Mother is visiting Midgard.

Frigga- Hello my son. (Fenrir is sitting beside her)

Loki- Hello my son.

Tony- What is that?

Loki- That is my son you are speaking of!

Tony- You might have to call back, your mothers PMSing.

Loki- You idiotic mortal!

Tony- Not the face! Not the face!

Bruce- Somebody's time of the month again.

Frigga- Um, I`ll call back later.

Thor- Bye mother.

Frigga has ended the video chat.


Steve has started a video chat with Bruce.

Steve- Hey, I need your help.

Bruce- With what?

Steve- Well, I have this date tonight and I was wondering if you could teach me how to dance.

Bruce- Huh?

Steve- Well I`ve heard you can dance. Can you just show me a few steps?

Bruce- Um sure. (Starts dancing with an imaginary partner. Tony starts throwing paper at him)

Tony- Lovely.

Bruce- Stop Tony (Keeps dancing)

Tony- Like a princess. So graceful.

Bruce- Tony, stop!

(Throws something else)

(Bruce begins to hulk out)

Steve- I don`t think I can do that move.

Tony- You just became way less graceful.

Hulk- Raww!

Tony- Sit boy! Stay...no. Bad hulk! Ahhhh!

Steve- Um, I`m going to log off now...

Steve has ended this video chat.


Thor has started a video chat with Jane.

Thor- Hello Jane.

Jane- Hi

Loki- Kiss her!

Thor- Loki, stay out of this.

Loki- What? I wasn`t talking to you. I was talking to the TV, why won`t Cobra Commander kiss the Baroness? I mean there is totally chemistry there.

Thor- No there`s not. Besides he can`t remove his mask.

Loki- Why not?

Jane- Thor?

Thor- Because he is disfigured.

Loki- So?

Jane- Thor, focus.

Loki- Oh you were right! That is disgusting! How many eyes does he have? Put your mask back on!

Jane- Thor?

Thor- Yes Jane?

Jane- We still going for that date tonight?

Thor- Yes, of course.

Loki- Oh and now he`s a snake. This is just getting weird.

Jane- Please tell me your not bringing him along.

Thor- Why would I do that? He is happy here.

Jane- Ok.

Loki- Can someone please explain to me what's going on?

Thor- Which episode is it?

Loki- It`s the movie.

Jane- Well see you tonight.

Thor- Goodbye, Jane.

Jane has ended this video chat.


Nick Fury has started a chat with Tony Stark.

Fury- Stark, can you please explain to me why Loki is at Diary Queen?

Tony- Your at Diary Queen too? Oh hey! (Waves at Fury) This Skype app is amazing.

Fury- That isn`t the answer I was looking for.

(Loki in the background) Loki- No, you have found me. My secret base is no longer a secret!

Tony- Your secret base is in Dairy Queen?

Loki- Sigyn discovered where my other base was.

Fury- Ever since I got this app, things have been weird. I`m done with Skype. Oh and Stark report back to base...

Tony- Um, I`ll have a cookie dough blizzard, and he`ll have the same thing.

Loki- Thank you Stark.

Fury- Stark? Never mind...