So it's been another year! I no longer am in the Glee fandom and I don't ship Klaine. Yes I'm a horrible person I know, but I couldn't do it after the train wreck that was season four. That being said, I still love all of you and am thankful that Klaine exists so we can be friends and family. I will always remember that and love season 2 for that reason. Since I do love you all so much, I wrote this little chapter for the two year birthday of KFF. I kept it simple, with only a few people mentioned b/c last time with 30 of you it was insane! So I hope you like it!
"It's been two years guys! Two freaking years! What the hell are we doing with our lives?" Reed asked flopping down onto the couch.
"Reading fics b/c Glee sucks?" Wildcat offered.
Reed sighed. "Yea, that's about it. We need to do something to make us like Glee again."
"We never liked Glee. We just like Klaine." Grasshopper scoffed.
Reed rolled her eyes. "I like Glee, I just like Klaine the most."
"Whatever, I'm going back to Sterek." Grasshopper turned to her computer and smiled as she looked at the pic of baby Jarvis.
"Darren is a hobo again! I'm leaving to go live in his curls!" Porcelain jumped up from her seat and ran out the door.
"So that's where she's been this past year." Wildcat realized.
"Yes, didn't you get the postcard? She took a close up pic of the curls at the base of his neck." Grasshopper showed her a copy.
"Sure, it was his neck…" Reed winked.
"Right…filing that thought away for later." Wildcat commented. "Where's everyone else anyway?"
Reed frowned, "What do you mean?"
"I mean there used to be a whole bunch of us on the page, and now I feel like even though there's over 4000 less people are around." Wildcat sighed.
"Glee sucks. Klaine sucks on the show. That is why we have turned to Sterek." Grasshopper declared.
"I know, I love Sterek, but it's Klaine!" Wildcat protested.
"It's been better. The second half of season 5 they're actually a strong couple again." Reed chimed in.
"Yes, but season 4 sucked and a lot of people left, including my wife." Grasshopper frowned.
"Yes what has Sarah been doing?" Reed asked.
"Reading Sterek, you should see our rec list." Wildcat grinned.
"She also just had her show and was working with her oriWildcatl characters." Grasshopper added.
"Is she ever going to come back to Glee?" Reed asked.
"She might if we do something awesome to get people to come back!" Wildcat said.
"Well what do we do?" Reed asked.
"Dalton updated after two years, if that doesn't bring people back I'm not sure what will." Grasshopper told them.
"That's it! We do a throwback party! We bring back all of the awesomeness that was season 2 and the Warblers and Klaine and us when we first started!" Wildcat yelled.
"Oh my gosh yes! And we can bring the actual Warblers to the party along with Chris and Darren!" Reed exclaimed.
"You know, it just might work. Oh what if we also did the new and improved grown up awesome Klaine? Those few scenes we have that are actually good? Like the "make up sex." Grasshopper suggested.
"Yes! That just might get people to come back!" Wildcat cheered.
"Season 2 Blaine with the free curls!" Porcelain cheered popping back in for a moment.
"Okay, let's get started because we only have a day!" Grasshopper ordered.
The girls gathered all of the classic fics and pics from the "golden days" and created a collage. They got some of the decorations and party supplies from the first party they had. They worked all day to set up and decorate the house to make it look like Dalton and Klaine.
"Oh gosh, I've missed the spiral staircase." Wildcat said starting to tear up a bit.
"How drunk do you think we need to get Darren and Chris to have them propose to each other like Klaine on this staircase?" Reed wondered.
"The food and drinks! We need to go to the store." Grasshopper realized.
"We also still have to invite people! They have no idea this is happening yet!" Wildcat panicked.
"It's okay, everyone always comes to the parties. Just let Ana know so she can pick them up in her magical bus." Reed assured her.
"Okay, I'll go talk to Ana, Wildcat you get the food, Reed, you get the alcohol. We'll meet back here in an hour or so." Grasshopper ordered.
The girls left to do their assigned tasks.
"JuJu! We need to get alcohol! We're having a throwback Klaine party for our 2 year birthday!" Reed yelled to Juliana on the phone. "Meet me at the store asap!"
Reed hurried to the store and was happy to see Juliana already there.
"Klaine party with alcohol! These are the best!" Juliana said in greeting.
"We need enough that Darren and Chris will propose to each other like Klaine did on the spiral staircase." Reed told her, grabbing a cart and filling it with bottles.
"Really? Still not going to give that up?" Juliana sighed.
"Never, CrissColfer is on!" Reed yelled.
Juliana just sighed and shook her head. "Chill man."
Reed turned and glared at her. "Don't even start."
Juliana just grinned and grabbed more bottles of alcohol. "These will make great cocktails."
"Cocktails…Cocktails…COCKtails…" Reed repeated and grinned. "Okay, I think that's everything, let's go!"
They quickly bought the alcohol and headed back home.
"So how about 6 dozen of these and 4 dozen of the dark ones." Wildcat decided. The worker nodded and started to put together a nice tray of food.
"I forgot how much work these parties were. It was also a lot easier when we had more people helping us. Seriously, everyone is just gone now." Wildcat sighed to herself.
"What kind of party are you having?" The worker asked.
"A throwback Klaine and Dalton party." Wildcat said.
"Oh, I heard about that, it used to be really good, then some guy in a yellow hat ruined it. I thought he was killed though." The worker said confused.
"No we just maimed and tortured him." Wildcat sighed. "We really should have killed him."
The worker nodded in agreement. "Well at least you're trying to keep the good things still."
"We are. And it did get better, a little bit. So hopefully we can take those little bits and make a greater better thing still." Wildcat shrugged.
"I wish you the best of luck!" The worker finished packing up the food and handed it to Wildcat.
"Thanks," Wildcat smiled and left the store.
"Ana!" Grasshopper smiled and cheered!
"Grasshopper! It's been so long! I've missed you." Ana gave her a huge hug.
"I've missed you too." Grasshopper admitted. "You still have your magical bus right?"
"Of course. Haven't used it in a long time though, maybe a year." Ana said.
"I know, it's been a year since our last party. That's why since it's our two year we're having a sort of reunion. It's a throwback party to the Klaine and Dalton that was good and we loved. We're also going to have a little of the new Klaine that's good." Grasshopper explained.
"Oh you know I'm there! And don't even ask, I will go get some magic dust tonight and be ready to pick people up tomorrow!" Ana grinned.
"You're the best! We're getting the Warblers this time too, along with Chris and Darren." Grasshopper told her.
"Yes! More hot guys!" Ana cheered.
Grasshopper hugged her again and said goodbye, heading home.
"All right, everything's all set for tomorrow." Wildcat nodded looking around the house.
It was decorated and the food trays were set out and ready for food to be put in them the next day. The bar was full of drinks again and there were two freezers of ice humming in the background.
"Now we just get to sleep." Reed said flopping down onto the couch in exhaustion.
"You can sleep there if you want, but I'm going to my bed with my wife." Grasshopper told her and left to go to her room.
"Yea I don't want my back to hurt tomorrow." Wildcat agreed going to her room.
Reed didn't respond having already fallen asleep.
"Where is everyone?" Grasshopper asked pacing.
They had woken up and gotten dressed in awesome outfits, but no one was there yet.
"I don't know, they should have been here like 20 minutes ago." Reed agreed.
"Maybe they're running late," Wildcat said.
"You don't think anything bad happened?" Grasshopper asked.
"No, it can't, Ana's bus is magic, nothing bad can happen to it." Reed reminded her.
"Well then why aren't they here yet?" Wildcat wondered.
"Wait…I hear something…" Grasshopper held up a hand for silence.
They listened closely and heard music. It seemed to be getting closer and louder. The music crescendoed and the doors burst open. The Warblers came through singing and dancing. The girls smiled and cheered them on, dancing with them. They finished the song and everyone cheered.
"Let the party begin!" Grasshopper declared.
The Warblers sang and danced and everyone got to sing and dance with them. The girls had gotten out the Karaoke machine from the first party as well, so there were even mics for people to solo.
They mixed up some drinks and played a few rounds of spin the bottle and never have I ever.
Reed was carefully mixing Chris and Darren's drinks and keeping an eye on them all night. Finally she thought they were ready and led them over to the staircase.
"Oh Chris look! It's the Dalton staircase!" Darren yelled. Everyone turned around and watched them.
The Warblers started to sing, "All you need is love…" Everyone else joined in as well as Chris and Darren stood on the stairs grinning. They finished the song and everyone cheered.
"Aren't you going to propose to him?" Reed yelled.
Darren blinked and then got down on one knee. "Chris, will you marry me here in front of all our fans?"
Chris laughed and nodded. "Sure!"
Reed cheered and pushed the boys together so they would kiss.
"As President I will now officiate this marriage!" Wendy declared. She led Chris and Darren to the stage.
"Do you Christopher Paul Colfer take this man to be your husband? To be true to him and love him and let Porcelain still live in his curls?" Wendy asked.
"I do." Chris replied.
"Do you Darren Everett Criss take this man to be your husband? To be true to him and love him and let Amber live in his swoosh?" Wendy asked.
"I do." Darren replied.
"I now pronounce you husbands! You can kiss again." Wendy clapped as they did so.
Everyone cheered and the party continued on.
"You know, Glee might be shit, but we got each other out of all this. That's beats a lousy tv show, don't you think?" Sarah told Grasshopper.
"So much. You are the best thing that's ever been mine." Grasshopper leaned over and kissed her. They smiled and went back to their crazy family.
