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Chapter 7
BPV
Edward and I kissed before we walked into the office the next day. We should of known not to kiss in front of the little window. Once we walked in there everyone gave me death glares. There was massive amounts of hisses and growls. Edward grabbed my hand protectively and shot looks at everyone…which made them hiss and growl more. I could also hear whispers.
"She's such a plain Jane…why would he want such a girl when he could have this!" one woman said gesturing to her box shaped body
"I know…she looks just like her aunt…her looks are so common." another one whispered.
" of course he'd date her…he lives with her…she's probably one of the only girls he sees every day besides us!" A third girl whispered. I then heard Alice's voice.
"Okay I've had enough of this fucking bullshit. First of all she is not a plain Jane. Do you know how long it takes to get her ready…and not cuz she's ugly but because there's so many things I can do to her hair…unlike you Miss. I need a flat iron. Secondly my mother…as well as my entire family is very beautiful…they own a fashion empire. Obviously they are far from plain! You wanna talk common looks look at you Miss. Pizza box ass…do some palati's . And thirdly Emmett lives with us too…and he only sees two female supermodels every day so that just kills that theory. You want a boyfriend that looks like that…then fix up and grow some balls. Stop complaining about people who get what they want. Its really pathetic. Maybe this will teach you for the next time. Oh and finally while you can ridicule and throw shit at me all you want…if I get a wiff of coffee, Jelly donut, ice cream, soda , or any food or drink in here you will wind up like Phyllis ( she pointed to the Alice sized hole in the ceiling.) and I don't care who does it….you are all getting fired!" Alice ranted. I should of known they'd follow us in. Emmett cracked his nuckles and grinned evilly to back Alice up…but all it did was make the girls sigh.
"At least Emmett's not taken!" Some sighed.
"And what would you do if he was…oh wait a minute…you'd harass the girl to no end!" Alice said. After Alice left it turned into an animal house style food fight only I was the only target. I was hit with cheeto's, Pringles, pizza, jelly donuts, coffee and seven types of soda. It all happened so fast that Edward couldn't do anything about it. He was about to stand up and say something when Aunt Charlie came strolling in.
"Alice just gave me the wonderful news…cant believe that I inevitably played matchmaker. Ooh this is so cute. That's wonderful you guys are dating…wait till I tell your father…he's going to be so thrilled!" Aunt Charlie went on. Firstly my father wasn't going to be thrilled…he never was when I announced I was dating some one. Secondly it showed the "we don't give a fuck as long as it's consensual" stance that the company had on inner office dating. After all Alice's parent's met in an office. Just then a jelly donut hit her in the head in someone's attempt to hit me. While looking around in a rage to see who did it my aunt saw the filling from the strawberry jelly donut that had just hit me moments before she walked in. She also saw the Cheeto sticking out of my back.
"ALRIGHT NO ONE THROWS FOOD AT MY NIECE …I DON'T CARE WHO DID IT EVERYBODY IN HERE IS FIRED EXCEPT FOR THE LOVEBIRDS OVER THERE. ALICE TOLD ME SHE WARNED YOU. TURN YOUR PASSES IN AT THE END OF THE DAY!" Aunt Chalie roared sounding like both my father and Alice. Everyone thought it was a joke untill that last part came out of her mouth. They all stared at each other in horror.
"Damn straight mom…do you know how long that's going to take to get out of your hair Bella…Looks like I'm going to have to call the Dog for back up on this one. This is going to take forever…might as well leave work now Bella!" Alice said.
"ALICE!" Her mother warned.
"Leaving!" Alice ran away. I could hear her howling all the way down the hall. I then heard her dialing a number.
"Jacob…it's Alice….I want to propose a temporary truths…I have a situation that requires your experience in hair care….Jacob it's Bella…OF COURSE IT'S AN EMERGENCY THERE'S JELLY DONUT IN HER HEAD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!…don't ask questions…alright so your taking the head and I'm taking the rest…DEAL!…see ya in five minutes!" Alice said hanging up the phone.
Five minutes to the dot later Jacob busted down the door. He was wearing a pink flare shirt what was tight around his chest…I swore chest hairs stuckout of the opening and he was holding a hair dryer in one hand and a comb in the other. When he got his first good look at me he looked disgusted. Everyone looked at him shocked…Jacob Black in Brandon Enterprises was like Pepsi and Coke teaming up. He was their arch enemy and yet he was sitting comfortably in the middle of their editing department.
"EWW WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER HAIR…IT'S A SIN!" Jacob exclaimed. Alice followed in with makeup in one hand and a roll around closet in the other that was filled with outfits. He raised an eyebrow at Alice.
"What I couldn't decide which one…look at them!" Alice said gesturing to the clothes.
"I see what you mean…their all so wonderful…not earthy but beautiful!" Jacob exclaimed. He then walked over to me.
"So your with Adonis now…that's wonderful!" Jacob said to me.
"YOU ALL WANNA GET A DELICIOUS GUY LIKE THAT ( he pointed to Edward) THEN STOP EATING THESE! "Jacob said to everyone else while twirling his hand like a donut. Edward gave me an I feel bad for you look as Alice and Jacob dragged me into an empty model's room.
"Ugh you got the latest version of the new shower heads…I've been trying to get Billy to get that for years!" Jacob moaned. They then threw my head in the sink.
"Pass the shampoo midg- I mean Alice!" Jacob said washing my hair.
"Need water yet dog- I mean Jacob?"Alice asked as they sprayed it down
"You know…if we had more time I could add a highlight." Jacob said off handedly.
"I've been trying to tell her that for years…but both Charlie's and her absolutely refused!" Alice said.
"Really!…well I could see her adding a little red in it…it's be so pretty!"
"You know Jacob…your clothing style sucks and clothing coloring is not muck better but with hair you are red hot!" Alice said
"Thank you…I always thought the same about you!" Jacob said proudly.
"Jacob I know we hate each other's style but it really helps to have someone with at least half a fashion brain at my side." Alice said.
'I know…I find it so refreshing to be near someone with a difference of opinion when no one I know knows nothing about fashion." Jacob said.
"I know…all of the male models I work with think they know about fashion when they don't…it gets so monotonous!" Alice said.
" You know Jacob…Werewolf 2.0 is looking a little flashy." Alice said.
"Thankyou…I went with a Brandonesk edge." Jacob said.
"I'm so honored…my company inspired you!" Alice said.
"You know the imortal spring line is looking a little earthy." Jacob said.
"Yeah well I was stuck color's wise and I was like "um what would Jacob do!"" Alice said.
"OMG I WAS TOTALLY LIKE THAT WITH WEREWOLF 2.0 TOO ONLY IT WAS YOU!" Jacob exclaimed excited.
"Omg I was like that too when I formed my first line called "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"" Emmett mocked walking in with a pizza in hand.
"SHUT UP EMMETT!" Both Jacob and Alice roared taking the same pitch. They sounded exactly the same.
"Geez and I thought there was only one Alice." Emmett groaned.
"Emmett get that greasy pizza out of here…before you ruin another one of my master pieces!" Alice said shoving Emmett out the door.
"used the bed head I see today…good choice Alice!" Jacob said as he continued to wash my hair.
"Alice …I need another squirt of shampoo…there's a nasty glob of hair spray that will light this pretty little head on fire if not washed out!" Jacob said.
"I see it…here you go!" Alice said adding shampoo into Jacob's hand.
EPV.
Emmett walked back into the editing room. They had to post pone his shoot so that Alice could help Bella out. I was so pissed that those girls did that to her…they were like vixens. I looked around as 99% of the room was cleaning out their desks…hopefully the new hires would be more normal. As Emmett sat down a couple stopped and oggled him some more.
"man I would really hate to be Bella right now…you gotta see what they are doing to her…I can barely stand to be with one Alice…she's stuck with two!" Emmett said
"really." I said. If that was the case I couldn't believe that I got jealous over that kid. Well then again I would of got jealous if she had any other man in her room besides me.
"Edward…I walked in and they were talking about fashion lines…while scrubbing Bella's hair…when they spoke they sounded exactly the same…it was creepy!" Emmett said while eating a strip of pizza. A couple of girls looked over forlonely at him.
"I cant believe tinkerbell actually got us fired…like what the hell…that's not fair!" I heard one girl say. I snarled.
"Oh that's fair…its what you deserve!" I growled. The girl looked at me wide eyed and shut up. She was one of the ones who started this whole mess.
BPV
"Geez what did they do…throw three jelly donuts at you…I thought it was bad when it was just one!" Alice exclaimed as more filling washed out of my hair. Jacob turned to her.
"you mean this has happened before?" he asked jesturing to my head.
"Yeah only not this bad…it mostly hit her shirt which was fortunately black so it hid the stain well." Alice said.
"ugh it is such a waste when good girls go bad!" Jacob sighed.
"Oh tell me about it!" Alice said. they then sat me in another chair. Alice took on the makeup while Jacob attacked my hair. Alice told him how she had it this morning and he decided to keep it that way. Alice led him over to the line of hair care products in the corner and they both came back with armfuls.
" Ooh Alice maybe you should go with a more natural tone." Jacob said.
"Don't start with me Black…remember our deal!" Alice warned.
"Yes I remember…your company…your decision…if Sam is ever in need of our services though…" Jacob started up.
"I know I know….you get full discursion over everything!" Alice said. Alice hated feeling like that
" So I'm guessing I better hope that nothing happens to Sam." Alice said.
"Yep."
" Well at least I'll get to see the inside of Black industries for once…you keep that place under lock and key." Alice griped.
"To specifically keep you out!" Jacob said.
"Well if that hole ever fires you…you do have a place here…I could always use an assistant." Alice said.
"I WOULD NEVER!" Jacob spat offended.
"If you met some of our models you would say other wise." Alice groaned.
"Well same to you!" Jacob said heading out the door. Alice then escorted me back to work.
