200- Snark (Ginny/Tonks)
"Tonks!"
"Oh Merlin, not another letter from Hogwarts."
Dear Mrs. Tonks,
I must inform you that your daughter, Gwendolyn, will be receiving a week's worth of detention, starting this Monday. Her "snark" as she calls it has been out of control lately. On Tuesday, she told me that the flower pots' setup in the greenhouses made about as much sense as Scorpius Malfoy's hair. Wednesday, she was caught sneaking out of the kitchens with some cakes. Her response to being questioned was "My brother ate when he wanted. Why can't I?"
"That's the truth," Tonks muttered.
"Don't encourage this!"
"She's not even here!"
Yesterday was the last straw. In Professor Malfoy's class, she apparently had a comment every time he posed a question to her. He broke down in tears and dismissed the class after only thirty minutes. She insists this attitude is due to her…monthly girl time. She'll be serving her detentions with Hagrid.
Yours Most Sincerely,
Neville Longbottom, Head of Gryffindor House.
P.S. I was tempted to award points for making Malfoy cry. It was rather funny….
Tonks was laughing by the time they finished the letter.
"She gets it from you," they said at the same time.
