Title: The Perfect Plan
Author: Makoto Sagara
Category: AU, Drama
Rating: R
Pairings: 13x6, 2x5, 3x1, 4 plus R plus 4
Warnings: Shonen ai, AU, cross-dressing, OOC, language, angst

Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing, but I do own my computer. I don't make money from writing this, only the pleasure of having this written and enjoyed by my readers. Suing would be pointless; for all that my wallet holds is receipts for all the manga and anime that I buy.

Author's Notes: Heh, (blushes) Er, last chapter... Never wrote anything with kinky sex before, and I have no idea where it came from. But I happen to think that it was a lot of fun... It even inspired a few of my friends to write PWP smut... (Purrs) Smut's the best.
P.S. to my readers: Chapter 7 was nothing but pure smut, so you can't find it here. If you're interested, and I know you are, in reading it go to www. afallenangel. net / makotosagara/ frames/ fanfiction. html (Just take out the spaces)

Dedication: To Leela – I will make you like Relena. I swear it!

Chapter Eight: After Shocks

Duo woke up before Wufei, and gently pulled away from him, just watching the Chinese teen as he slept. The sun was shining directly through the window of their bedchamber and, in turn, was lighting up every contour of the sleeping boy's body. Duo felt a stirring in his groin as he looked at Wufei, but also, he felt a bit apprehensive of the other boy waking up. Last night had been amazing for Duo, but he wasn't sure if Wufei would feel the same way when he woke up.

Gradually, Duo lifted one hand and ran it affectionately down Wufei's jaw line, caressing the slender neck and moving down to the pointy shoulders and collarbone. He didn't stop when the other boy started to rouse. He needed to know what Wufei's reaction was going to be if they had to continue as man and... wife. In fact, he was smiling when his lover cracked open an eye.

"Duo?" Wufei whispered hoarsely, a hand reaching out to still the one on his arm.

Duo nodded, leaning in to place a kiss on Wufei's lips. "Yes, 'Fei, it's me," he said, pulling away to look at the boy beside him once more.

"Where are we?"

Duo blinked, looking around. "Um, same place as yesterday."

"So, it wasn't a dream?"

"No..." Duo sat up and stared at Wufei. "Why?"

"Good," Wufei breathed, pulling Duo down to him with a hungry kiss that tore a moan from the American. Duo responded by running a hand down to Wufei's chest, tweaking the first nipple he came into contact with. Wufei moaned, and Duo took the opportunity to slip his tongue into Wufei's mouth, teasing the other's tongue into action.

After a few breathless moments, Duo pulled away, his face flushed and his cock fully aroused. "'Fei," he panted, his eyes only opened halfway.

"Mm?" Wufei managed, running his hands in the free locks of Duo's hair.

"Want you," Duo purred, leaning down to nip, kiss, and suck at Wufei's exposed neck. Wufei moaned in response, wrapping one of his legs around Duo's waist and thrusting negligently up a bit. "Uhn, 'Fei..."

A sudden, loud, and commanding knock on the outer door broke the two from their intimate embrace and Duo groaned. He kissed Wufei shortly before getting out of the bed, snatching a robe-looking garment from the closet, putting it on, and stalking through the large apartment to the door. He listened to the voices on the other side before deciding it would be best to answer himself. "Yes?" he snapped.

"Ahuítzolt? Are things all right with you and Cocoton? One of the guards said he heard screaming coming from in here last night," Lord Huexotl said from the other side.

"Things are fine... Father," Duo said, hesitating a bit on the last word. The door opened a crack and Duo took a step back as the older man came in and looked around.

"Are you certain? Where is my newest daughter?"

"She... is in the bath. Last night was a bit... new for us both," Duo replied, his ears burning in remembrance.

"So, you have consummated your marriage then?" The lord looked almost ecstatic as he spoke, and Duo could almost see his plans for many grandchildren already rolling through his head.

"Er, yes, we have."

"Terrific. I will have your mother and sister come and pamper Cocoton today. Your cousins, you, and I will drink tonight. Cocoton's brother, Cuitláhuac [1], will be arriving later this evening. This news will make the evening meal a most enjoyable one." Lord Huexotl smiled before grabbing Duo into a large hug. "I will allow you and your lovely bride to stay in your apartment until lunch. Then, I'm afraid, you must show, if only for state matters. After that, I have to part you from her again for dealing with the war council and such. Cocoton will then spend the day with Tetéo and your mother. You will see her again at the evening meal, and afterwards, your cousins, Cuitláhuac, and we will drink until it is time to retire."

Duo barely managed to control the grimace that he was feeling as Huexotl told him of his full day after lunch, but the thought of a lazy morning with Wufei was wonderful. "What about the morning meal, Father?"

"Ah, yes, I nearly forgot. Send one of your boys to the kitchens when they arrive. From now on, they will be staying in the alcove over there," Huexotl said, pointing to a door on the far side of the room. "Well, what are you standing here for, boy? Go deal with your wife." The lord smiled once more before exiting, and the doors snapped closed behind him. Duo sighed in relief as he and Wufei were left alone again.

"'Fei?" he called, walking back into the bedroom, and finding it empty. He walked into the bathing room, and was mildly surprised to find the other boy in the large tub. "Already trying to clean off?"

Wufei looked up with a mildly annoyed look. "I am sore all over from last night's... coupling," he said.

Duo shed off the robe and climbed into sit next to Wufei on the bench. "Well, we have all morning to lie about. Is there anything you want to do?"

"We do? Why?"

"It seems that the... man who says he's my dad is rather happy about the sounds coming from in here last night. 'Fei, you're really noisy." Duo smiled lecherously, and ran a wet hand down Wufei's shoulder and arm slowly.

"You didn't seem to be bothered by it last night," Wufei said sardonically, moving away from Duo as much as he could.

Duo licked his lips and scooted next to the Chinese teen. "I wasn't... and I'm not. In fact..."

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Relena and Quatre walked from their room into the large banquet room, finding it empty. The traces of last night's meal were scrubbed clean, and nothing remained except for the table and the cushions around the large wooden monstrosity. Quatre turned to his newest friend with a raised eyebrow.

"Now what?" he asked, feeling rather silly with just standing in the doorway of the empty room.

Relena blushed a bit and shrugged. "Well, I have no idea. There must be a smaller room where the normal inhabitants of the palace take their meals together. This can't be the only room."

"You're right, but the question of the moment is where can we find that room?" Quatre said, looking up and down the large corridors.

"Things can't be that different from the palace in Texcóco, dear cousins," Tetéo-Temacáliz said, her clear, pleasant voice carrying down from the hall as she approached. She sounded very happy at that moment.

Relena smiled in response. "Forgive us, cousin, we have just not traveled this palace unescorted," she said politely, looking the older girl over minutely.

Tetéo's smile grew larger. "Ah, then perhaps I shall be the first one to tell you of the good news?"

Quatre and Relena shared a look on incredulous disbelief, before Quatre smiled wanly and asked the question both blonds had been thinking. "Good news?"

"Why, Zyanya, Duo and Cocoton have... been properly married as of last night," the princess said, grabbing both of her new cousins in a large embrace. "Isn't that wonderful news?"

Relena snickered a bit, pulling away and turning so neither of her companions could see her as she silently rejoiced. "That is absolutely terrific to hear, Tetéo. We should go see Cocoton as soon as possible," she said after a few moments.

Quatre pulled away from his friend's sister and dragged Relena off a ways down the hall. "What are you thinking, Princess?" he hissed.

"Why, Zyanya, I was thinking of surprising our dear 'cousin' on 'her' joyous day of nuptial bliss," Relena replied, feeling mightily happy with herself. Quatre scowled.

"Yes, you do that, and... Cocoton," he stopped himself before he called Wufei by his name, "...will try to rip your head off. ...She might decide that you'd make an adequate sacrifice to Nataku later on too." He finished with a cold tone in his voice that wiped the smile off of the girl's face.

"He wouldn't," she said quietly, and Tetéo moved over to put a hand on both of their shoulders.

"Well, as much as Cocoton's ire would be awakened, so would Ahuítzolt's. He's been in rather good spirits considering the amount of arguing that has occurred between he and my new sister, and Father has proclaimed that they shall have the morning to themselves." She smiled and gently led the two blonds down the hall. "Besides, we have yet to partake of the morning meal, and I understand that Smiling has made some wonderful tortillas to celebrate. Come along, or we will miss telling the boys about what happened."

Relena was quiet as she looked at Quatre, who seemed to be rather quiet all of a sudden. "The boys?"

"Yes, Chimáli, Mixtli, Xibalbá, and Xochitl will all be at the morning meal, along with Mother and Father. You didn't know?" Tetéo looked genuinely surprised at that.

Relena and Quatre shook their heads a bit, but the boy's face grew suspicious as Relena became a little too friendly all of a sudden. "Well, dear cousin, Tetéo-Temacáliz, lead the way." The taller princess gave a questioning look as she walked down the hall to a smaller room that had a moderately sized table and six people sitting around eating and three other spots set for food.

"Good morning," Tetéo said, making the sign of kissing the ground before she walked into the breakfast room with her parents and the four other men. Quatre mimicked her and sat down next to Heero and Trowa. Relena breezed into the room, making the sign quickly before sitting next to her brother and smiling brightly.

"Guess what Tetéo just told Zyanya and I out in the hallway?" she chirped. "It seems that Wufei and Duo will be much happier from now on."

Zechs exchanged a look with Treize before looking back at his sister. "Oh?"

"Yes," Relena responded, looking at the glass before her and finding a sort of fruit juice, which she sipped politely.

Trowa and Heero looked at Quatre, who cut a dirty look at Relena before sighing. "They... consummated their marriage last night."

Trowa smirked as Heero nearly choked on his juice and Treize and Zechs had matching looks of amazement and amusement on their faces. Relena had a smug look on her face as she watched Heero stop sputtering to settle on a look of pleased acknowledgement. That wiped the smug grin from her face and she turned her head. Heero raised an eyebrow at Trowa, who shrugged before tilting his head to the blond on Heero's right.

Quatre sighed and ate, pointedly ignoring everyone else at the table. After twenty minutes of trying his best to act like he was alone as eight sets of eyes bored into his skull, he looked up and scowled. "Yes?" he snipped, causing the three women at the table to start giggling and every other male at the table just stared at him as if he was an alien. "Just ask."

Everyone looked at the very annoyed expression on Quatre's face and started laughing. "So what? They had sex? Is it such a big deal?"

Lord Huexotl held up a hand. "Lady Zyanya, you know as well as everyone else at this table that the union between Ahuítzolt and Cocoton is extremely important for our nations. But, I also see that making fun of your discomfort is not helping the harmony at the breakfast table. Nephews, you will be joining me for the rest of the day. Ladies." He stood up and kissed his daughter and wife before sweeping out of the breakfast room, Heero, Trowa, Treize and Zechs following behind, the latter shrugging as his sister glared at him.

Tetéo looked at the retreating form of Zechs and the scowl on Relena's face, and grew thoughtful before moving to take the seat Trowa had vacated so she could whisper to Lady Ix Ykóki. "Mother, you do not think that Tzitzitlíni and Mixtli are... courting, do you?"

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Hours later, a knock on the outer doors of Duo and Wufei's apartment pulled Duo up from his perusal of a book that he'd found on one of the few shelves that the room offered. He looked over to see Wufei napping on a chaise longue, and so he put the tied sheets of parchment down on the table, stood up from his chair, and crossed the large room to the door. "Yes?"

"Duo?" Heero.

"Yeah?"

"You've been summoned by... Lord Huexotl. I assume you and Chang are... appropriately attired," Heero said, his tone dry. Duo couldn't help but snicker as the door was opened.

"Yeah, man, we've been dressed and stuff for hours now," Duo said with a wink. Heero smiled in turn and came inside the room as his friend moved aside. "So, wanna tell me what my... dad wants with me?"

"Lunch. He also said to bring Cocoton so 'she' could spend the rest of the day with the other females."

"Oh, yeah, I remember him saying that we'd have to show for lunch. Just let me wake up 'Fei." Duo looked over at Heero and grinned. "He's not much of a morning person either."

Heero looked over at the sleeping Chinese boy and held his tongue. He watched as Duo carefully approached his 'wife' and shook him gently.

"Oi, 'Fei. We gotta go out for lunch. Wake up, sleepyhead."

"Just have them bring it here," Wufei muttered, moving away from the hands touching him.

"Can't. We're expected to show."

"Tell them something. Just leave me alone." Wufei's voice was clearer, but nonetheless laced with sleep. Duo looked over at Heero and sighed.

"Wufei, if you don't get up, they'll send Relena here to get you." That woke the Chinese teen up fully and he glared at the rooms other occupants.

"Fine. Five minutes." He stood up from his chair and walked into the bedroom.

"I think 'not a morning person' was putting it mildly, Duo," Heero said finally, smirking as Duo shrugged.

"Eh, but he grows on ya."

"On you, perhaps." Duo stuck out his tongue and Heero's smirk grew. "I see that you are in a better mood today. Would this have anything to do with what I heard this morning?"

Duo flushed a bit before controlling himself. "And what did you hear?"

"That you and Chang are closer as of last night."

Duo eyed his friend, ignoring the way his cheeks flamed at the implications. "Er, and where did you hear that exactly?"

"Relena."

Duo blinked, his blush fading along with the rest of his naturally healthy look. "R-RELENA?"

Wufei stalked out of the bedroom in a new outfit, his expression dour. "What about Peacecraft?"

Duo turned around and closed his mouth quickly. "Nothing, 'Fei. Nothing. Ready?"

"As I'll ever be."

"Er, right, so, let's just get this over with," Duo said, motioning for Heero to go ahead of them. The Wing pilot shrugged, still smirking, and led the way out. Duo took one last look at Wufei and sighed. "Your hair's a bit... disheveled."

"And whose fault is that?" Wufei replied shortly, smoothing his hair down as much as possible.

Duo smirked as the doors of their room closed behind him and Wufei. "I didn't hear you complaining earlier."

Wufei glared at him, and then looked ahead, before plastering on a fake smile as they entered the small room that the others had used for lunch. "Just... be quiet, Duo," he said sweetly, causing the American boy to stare at him in shock.

Lord Huexotl standing up from his seat and gesturing widely at the newcomers cut off Duo's comment. "How wonderful to finally see the two of you here with us to enjoy a meal in good spirits. Come. Sit. We shall talk before other matters part us."

Notes:
[1]
Cuitláhuac – This is actually the recorded name of the brother of Montezuma, the famous Aztec ruler that Cortéz overthrew and made a puppet for his campaign of conquest for the king of Spain. Cuitláhuac was the head of the war council at that time. I thought it would be nice to add a few historical names in here. ;;