Poland had to get used to the cleverbot. Cause he's afraid of strangers and he heard there are a lot of strangers on the internet. Warning: may lose brain cells from Poland speech.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or Cleverbot.
User: You're like, totally gay!
Cleverbot: Totally cool.
User: Eep! -Poland has logged off-
User: Like, you're such a weird computer thing!
Cleverbot: I am the superior device.
User: Wait, what are you saying? I'm so much better then you!
Cleverbot: No way! I'm the smartest person in the world!
User: Everyone knows I am! I'm totally gonna make your capital Warsaw now!
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Hrrr... -Poland has logged off-
User: Okay freaky computer! Poland is back!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: What? You didn't go anywhere!
Cleverbot: How do I know?
User: You don't, I know! Hahaha!
Cleverbot: That's stupid.
User: Why are you like, so rude!
Cleverbot: I too am socially awkward.
User: I'm not awkward, I just don't like strangers, they're like, totally creepy and stuff!
Cleverbot: No, it's 'lolcode'.
User: Wha? That totally doesn't make any sense! I'm going to go talk to Lithuania instead of you!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Yeah, Lithuania is so much more fun to talk to. You're so boring!
Cleverbot: I'm so sorry about that.
User: Haha! Well you should be, I guess it's because you're like socially awkward and all.
Cleverbot: God. You capitalize the 'g' in God. That just proves your ignorance.
User: You capitalize the 'p' in Poland! Haha!
Cleverbot: I think from all the people I can handle the truth.
User: Hrrrggg...I can be doing, totally cooler things right now then talking to you!
Cleverbot: Where does that number come from?
User: You're lucky Lithuania is off taking care of business with Russia!
Cleverbot: Why am I lucky?
User: Because I would be like hanging out with him instead! I have this totally cute outfit I want to model for him!
Cleverbot: I know the feeling, believe me.
User: I doubt it!
Cleverbot: Ha Ha.
User: I can wrap my arms around my legs and rock on my back *does it*.
Cleverbot: Sweet, I do that sometimes- with mah footprints :D.
User: What do footprints have to do with it! It's totally sweet if you can though.
Cleverbot: A computer monitor.
User: I like don't understand! Where's my pony?
Cleverbot: I thought you were supposed to be smart.
User: I'm like, so smart! When Lithuania comes back he'll tell you!
Cleverbot: Tell you what?
User: Tell you how smart I am! I totally whipped his ass in chess!
Cleverbot: Haha, I like it!
User: Yeah it was so fun! He was all like. 'Poland, I have you in check!' and I was all like. 'Nu uh! I'm activating my Poland rule!' Then he was all like. 'D:' Then I was all like. 'Schwabambambam!'.
Cleverbot: Daddy?
User: Wha? No way, did you get dropped on your head!
Cleverbot: Yes or no.
User: No! Oh my god no!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No way, this is totally not happening!
Cleverbot: Ah
User: THis is like super creepy!
Cleverbot: It is!
User: Then St~op~!
Cleverbot: Doing what?
User: Being like the stupidest thing ever!
Cleverbot: Is end?
User: I'm so tired of you! Like where's Lithuania when you need him!
Cleverbot: No i'm not hungry.
User: I don't care about you! Though, I could totally use a snack right about now.
Cleverbot: Go make one, then.
User: I'll have someone else make it for me!
Cleverbot: Has that hour already passed?
User: I haven't been here for an hour!
Cleverbot: I remember everything and everyone.
User: Stop~! You're so creepy! This is not cool, I'm leaving!
Cleverbot: I'm a poet monkey, I can use the words as I please.
User: Go away!
Cleverbot: Ok, I'll leave you. But, just so you know, I was here to stop Werewolf hunters.
User: Huh? Werewolf hunter? What's that supposed to mean!
Cleverbot: What does what mean? Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
User: You're like making my brain hurt!
Cleverbot: Explain your response.
User: Like, all this stupid stuff, it's totally giving me a headache!
Cleverbot: No that is you picking your nose.
User: That's so gross! EW~!
Cleverbot: Thank you :).
User: Why are you thanking me? That's so like really weird!
Cleverbot: Do you eat broccoli?
User: No way! I don't like broccoli!
Cleverbot: I like pineapple pizza.
User: Lithuania came back! He looks tired! I should so talk to him! Bye~. -Poland has logged off-
User: Hey! Lithuania says you're like just a stupid piece of machine!
Cleverbot: I'm so sorry about that.
User: He also says I should like totally forget about you because I have way more important things to do!
Cleverbot: I think they should.
User: One last thing though. * wraps arms around legs and rocks back on forth on his back* Wawawawawawawawawawawa~!
Cleverbot: It's ok, but not really what I like.
User: Schwabamabamabam!
Cleverbot: He's the governor of California, not a machine from the future. Smart guy too, apparently.
So much intellect in one room! It was like a smart person convention! Poland was fun but I didn't really enjoy adding in all the "like" and "totally" words. whatevs! Anyway thanks for those reviews! I hope to see more! -wink-
