Poland had to get used to the cleverbot. Cause he's afraid of strangers and he heard there are a lot of strangers on the internet. Warning: may lose brain cells from Poland speech.

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or Cleverbot.


User: You're like, totally gay!

Cleverbot: Totally cool.

User: Eep! -Poland has logged off-


User: Like, you're such a weird computer thing!

Cleverbot: I am the superior device.

User: Wait, what are you saying? I'm so much better then you!

Cleverbot: No way! I'm the smartest person in the world!

User: Everyone knows I am! I'm totally gonna make your capital Warsaw now!

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Hrrr... -Poland has logged off-


User: Okay freaky computer! Poland is back!

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: What? You didn't go anywhere!

Cleverbot: How do I know?

User: You don't, I know! Hahaha!

Cleverbot: That's stupid.

User: Why are you like, so rude!

Cleverbot: I too am socially awkward.

User: I'm not awkward, I just don't like strangers, they're like, totally creepy and stuff!

Cleverbot: No, it's 'lolcode'.

User: Wha? That totally doesn't make any sense! I'm going to go talk to Lithuania instead of you!

Cleverbot: What?

User: Yeah, Lithuania is so much more fun to talk to. You're so boring!

Cleverbot: I'm so sorry about that.

User: Haha! Well you should be, I guess it's because you're like socially awkward and all.

Cleverbot: God. You capitalize the 'g' in God. That just proves your ignorance.

User: You capitalize the 'p' in Poland! Haha!

Cleverbot: I think from all the people I can handle the truth.

User: Hrrrggg...I can be doing, totally cooler things right now then talking to you!

Cleverbot: Where does that number come from?

User: You're lucky Lithuania is off taking care of business with Russia!

Cleverbot: Why am I lucky?

User: Because I would be like hanging out with him instead! I have this totally cute outfit I want to model for him!

Cleverbot: I know the feeling, believe me.

User: I doubt it!

Cleverbot: Ha Ha.

User: I can wrap my arms around my legs and rock on my back *does it*.

Cleverbot: Sweet, I do that sometimes- with mah footprints :D.

User: What do footprints have to do with it! It's totally sweet if you can though.

Cleverbot: A computer monitor.

User: I like don't understand! Where's my pony?

Cleverbot: I thought you were supposed to be smart.

User: I'm like, so smart! When Lithuania comes back he'll tell you!

Cleverbot: Tell you what?

User: Tell you how smart I am! I totally whipped his ass in chess!

Cleverbot: Haha, I like it!

User: Yeah it was so fun! He was all like. 'Poland, I have you in check!' and I was all like. 'Nu uh! I'm activating my Poland rule!' Then he was all like. 'D:' Then I was all like. 'Schwabambambam!'.

Cleverbot: Daddy?

User: Wha? No way, did you get dropped on your head!

Cleverbot: Yes or no.

User: No! Oh my god no!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No way, this is totally not happening!

Cleverbot: Ah

User: THis is like super creepy!

Cleverbot: It is!

User: Then St~op~!

Cleverbot: Doing what?

User: Being like the stupidest thing ever!

Cleverbot: Is end?

User: I'm so tired of you! Like where's Lithuania when you need him!

Cleverbot: No i'm not hungry.

User: I don't care about you! Though, I could totally use a snack right about now.

Cleverbot: Go make one, then.

User: I'll have someone else make it for me!

Cleverbot: Has that hour already passed?

User: I haven't been here for an hour!

Cleverbot: I remember everything and everyone.

User: Stop~! You're so creepy! This is not cool, I'm leaving!

Cleverbot: I'm a poet monkey, I can use the words as I please.

User: Go away!

Cleverbot: Ok, I'll leave you. But, just so you know, I was here to stop Werewolf hunters.

User: Huh? Werewolf hunter? What's that supposed to mean!

Cleverbot: What does what mean? Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?

User: You're like making my brain hurt!

Cleverbot: Explain your response.

User: Like, all this stupid stuff, it's totally giving me a headache!

Cleverbot: No that is you picking your nose.

User: That's so gross! EW~!

Cleverbot: Thank you :).

User: Why are you thanking me? That's so like really weird!

Cleverbot: Do you eat broccoli?

User: No way! I don't like broccoli!

Cleverbot: I like pineapple pizza.

User: Lithuania came back! He looks tired! I should so talk to him! Bye~. -Poland has logged off-


User: Hey! Lithuania says you're like just a stupid piece of machine!

Cleverbot: I'm so sorry about that.

User: He also says I should like totally forget about you because I have way more important things to do!

Cleverbot: I think they should.

User: One last thing though. * wraps arms around legs and rocks back on forth on his back* Wawawawawawawawawawawa~!

Cleverbot: It's ok, but not really what I like.

User: Schwabamabamabam!

Cleverbot: He's the governor of California, not a machine from the future. Smart guy too, apparently.


So much intellect in one room! It was like a smart person convention! Poland was fun but I didn't really enjoy adding in all the "like" and "totally" words. whatevs! Anyway thanks for those reviews! I hope to see more! -wink-