You walked back into Bam's house and saw the two guys from before and then a new guy sitting on various pieces of furniture.
"Hello again." you say as you plop down on the floor.
"Who is this?" the guy comes up and sits beside you.
"My name's Scout." you replied.
"Oh. I'm Raab." he answered.
"Nice to meet you." you said.
"Nice to meet you too." he said, scooting closer.
"So what's up with all these people living here? And where'd the fat man go?" you asked, looking around.
All three of them began to crack up.
"Well Bam has his own TV show called Viva La Bam and it's pretty much just us pranking each other and stuff like that." Ryan said.
"And the fat man goeth home!" Bran the Pirate said.
You were starting to like him.
"So...does anyone have a camcorder?" you asked.
"We don't function without them." Raab said, running upstairs.
He got back down about ten minutes later and handed it to you. You turn it on and begin to film anything and everything.
"So, does anyone wanna help get Bam embarrassed?" you asked, still filming.
"Bam doesn't get embarrassed." Ryan said lazily.
"Oh I'm sure we could get him." you said.
"Like how?" Raab asked.
"Well...let's see...hang on. I'll get it." you said as you screwed up your face in concentration.
"You look cute when you're thinking." Bran said.
"Thanks. Oh! I got it!" you said as you climbed onto the table and sat down.
"What?" Raab asked.
"Well I'll tell you as soon as everyone gets over here and sits with me." you replied
Slowly but surely, everyone got over there.
"Okay now. We just sit here and pretend we are talking about him and pretend that you guys let slip something embarrassing about him." you said.
"That might work." Bran said thoughtfully.
"So how are we going to do this?" Ryan asked, getting interested.
"Well, I'm gonna hide the camera and then..."
And you began to put your plan into action.
"Hey bitches! I'm home!" you heard Bam shout as he walked into the house.
"Who'd you bring?" Ryan asked.
"Oh just two people I like to call Jimmy Pop and Evil Jared." he said, coming into the room with two guys.
"Oh and Scout this is Jimmy Pop and Evil Jared. Guys, this is Scout." he said.
"Hi." you said from on top of the table.
"What are you guys doing?" Bam asked as he finally noticed you were all sitting on top of it.
"Talking...about you." you said.
"What did you tell her?" Bam asked as him, Jimmy Pop and Evil Jared jumped up there too.
"She totally forced it out." Raab said, looking scared.
'Damn, that kid is a good actor.' At that moment, you began to laugh.
Everyone turned and looked at you.
"What did you tell her?" he repeated, looking sort of panicked now.
"We told her..." Ryan started.
"Yes..." Bam said.
It was silent for about ten seconds when...
"That your secret ambition is to be a pirate!" Bran shouted randomly, jumping on Bam.
You all begin to crack up and Bam just sat there looking like an idiot.
"You guys are mean." he said as a smile crossed his face.
"We try." you said, laughing.
"And now for your payback." he said turning towards you.
"Who do I make out with?" you asked tiredly.
Everyone sort of perked up at this one.
"I want you to make out with...Jimmy Pop!" he said.
"Sweet!" Jimmy Pop said.
You scootedover to Jimmy Pop and... You made out for five minutes until Bam told you to stop. He was cracking up and everyone else was too.
"You're a good kisser. Experience?" Jimmy Pop asked.
"No not really. You're not bad yourself. Experience for you?" you asked.
"Tons." he answered.
