Chapter 6:

Last time Twilight told her brother about Blitzwing and then she told Celestia who was shocked to hear the news. "Twilight Sparkle how dare you say something to the old war buddy of our guest of honor" Said Celestia "But he is lying there are 3 of him because when me, Pinkie, and Dash met he had a different face and a different attitude he is evil" Said Twilight "Blitzwing is his real name, he suffers a mental condition where he has 3 personalities and he got it when his wife and kids got killed by the monstrous Autobots, sure the red face is a dick but other than that he is nice and friendly" Said Celestia "Princess look at his mark and Wreck Gar's mark they are different one mark the one on Wreck Gar is good and the one on Blitzwing is the bad guys" Said Twilight "Enough where did you hear about that we have marks on us and they don't make us evil" Said Celestia "But the mark on a bot has a different meaning than a cutie mark" Said Twilight "That is it! Ms. Sparkle as your teacher I have no choice but to punish you for lying, and as punishment you and your friends each have to write a 500,000 word apology letter to Blitzwing in cursive, legitimately and without using magic now go to library and get started" Yelled Celestia "Now that is a harsh punishment" Said Waylon Jennings "As you say so teacher" Said Twilight who with the rest of the mane 6 left to write the letter "Great going Twilight you know I don't know how to write in cursive" Said Rainbow Dash "I am sorry guys I did not know" Said Twilight as the mane 6 was no where in sight a little bit they were writing their letters and now we are back with the others. "I am sorry that happened but my student does go crazy sometimes" Said Celestia "(Ice) That is ok she reminded me of an earth girl with red hair infact she sounded a lot like her infact(Random) atleast you did not find out about the plan(Ice) shhh you Idiot" Said Blitzwing "Wait what plan" asked Celestia "Well you see(Random) oooh the plan is to trick you and then capture that rogue autobot(points at Wreck Gar) it was clever(Hothead) now it is not because you had to blabber it to the princess" Said Blitzwing "Wait Twilight was right you were lying and you are evil I must go get Twilight and her friends to stop you'' Said Celestia "(ice) tsk tsk you know these things weren't the only things I asked from Wreck Gar" Said Blitzwing who pulled out a giant version of the Winter's Fury pistol from Black Ops and shot Celestia with it "this wont kill you but you will stay frozen for a long time more than enough for me to make my escape you won't break free even with your legendary magic power" Said Blitzwing "Hey you can't do th…" Said Derpy who got frozen "I am Wreck Gar what is up with you freezing the princess and my best friend" Asked Wreck Gar "(Random) We are playing secret agent I am agent double naught 7 and you are a evil drug lord while those two were your henchmen and now I got to arrest you" Said Blitzwing who putted stasis cuffs on Wreck Gar "hmmm this is fun where is jail" Asked Wreck Gar "(ice) Right in that open field" Said Blitzwing and in a few minutes they were at an open field. "(Hothead) Now don't move I have to make a call(Ice and looks at his arm which is a comlink) Blitzwing to base can anyone hear me… Repeat Blitzwing to base can anyone hear me… that is odd because it says I got great signal let me try a different frequency" Said Blitzwing who said the same thing on different frequencies he almost gave up when he heard a voice "Ahhh old Blitzy what brings you here" Said a voice "No it can't be you are dead it was confirmed when we broke out of prison" Said Blitzwing "Who are you talking to… wait are you talking to Spongebob Squarepants I always wanted to meet him is Patrick there too hi Spongebob, hi Patrick Spongebob have you been smoking cause your voice is different" Said Wreck Gar "(Hothead) No I am not talking to a sponge and who is Patrick now shut up(Looks at comlink) Alright how are you alive you can't be a clone because you don't act like one" Said Blitzwing "Oh but I am a my name is Trey Tor but you can call me Starscream after my father" Said Starscream "(Ice) Trey Tor wait traitor you are a clone of his treacherous side" Said Blitzwing "Ding ding ding we have a winner for that you're prize is the reason why non of the cons are responding to you and a secret that Megatron and the original Starscream had kept from you for so long" Said Starscream "I don't have time(Random) Oooooh tell me the secret please" Said Blitzwing "Alright you know why you are not getting a respond is well you are banished Megatron did not like all your failures and this is your punishment" said Starscream "(Ice) Wait I am banished" Said Blitzwing "Oh and the secret you know the autobots that killed your family" Said Starscream "Yeah what about them" Said Blitzwing "Well they were not autobots at all they were really Megatron and the original Starscream in disguise oh I love betraying my faction" Said Starscream "(Hothead) You are lying I am not banished and those were autobots" Said Blitzwing "Oh if you don't believe me than here" Static "Megatron here who is calling me" Said Megatron "It's me Blitzwing is it true am I banished and was it you and Starscream who killed my family" Said Blitzwing "How did you get hold of me…." "Answer me am I banished and did you kill my family I want answers now" Demanded Blitzwing "Yes you are banished and it is true I was the one who killed your family not autobots" Said Megatron "(Ice) Why sir why" Asked Blitzwing "For the first reason you were a disappointment to me you failed most of your missions, then you got captured by the autobots I would've also banished Lugnut with you but he still has usefulness while you don't and as for your family please understand we were at war and I needed more soldiers and if I blamed it on the autobots then I would have more soldiers" Said Megatron "I do understand sir Blitzwing out" Said Blitzwing who turned off his comlink standing there sad when suddenly Hothead took over and all that sadness turned into rage "Aaaaaaaaaaah Fuck Megatron for banishing me, Fuck Lugnut because he is the reason why I failed most of my missions…." "Whoa calm down it's all right you have me Wreck Gar" "Oh and fuck you if it wasn't for you then I wouldn't have been sent here this is all your fault" said Blitzwing who jumped onto Wreck Gar and then he just beated Wreck Gar up by punching and kicking him then Wreck Gar's optics turned off "Good his spark is offline well that is one pest down and now to get rid of others(Ice) I am just as mad as you but you can't go kill and destroy everyone and everything(Hothead) Fuck you for now on I am the dominant face and personality(Random) Can I be the most dominant personality please please pleeeaaassseeee(Hothead) No because I am the dominant face now" Said Blitzwing who transformed and went to Canterlot but when he was gone near the body of Wreck Gar we can only see large black feet of a creature and then a hand touches Wreck Gar "hmmm he is still online just unconscious I will wait when he comes back online… hello he is an ally" Said the creature "Who is that but now let's see how everything in Canterlot is doing" Said Waylon Jennings. Blitzwing arrived at the gate of Canterlot "Ha ha ha ha this is going to be easy to conquer" Said Blitzwing who transformed and looked at a building then his cannons came to his shoulder and started to charge when suddenly flames came out and destroyed the building killing the ponies in it, everypony stared at Blitzwing who made an announcement "All you organics bow down to me I am your new ruler(Random) and if you don't follow this will happen(found a restaurant with a sign) Oooooh this looks like a nice place Crush(Picks up sign and licks it sort of) Lick lick(Hothead) Eeeeew I got building all over my foot" Said Blitzwing. Now at the library the mane 6 were writing their letters when suddenly the place shook "Whoa did anypony feel that rumble" Asked Twilight "Sure did I wonder what all that commotion was an Earthquake" Said Applejack "I don't know but it ruined my letter" Said Pinkie "Uhh Pinkie that is just a piece of paper with a bunch of squiggly lines" Said RD "how do you know you don't know how to write in cursive" Said Pinkie "I maybe don't know how to write in cursive but I do know squiggly lines when I see them" Said RD "Rainbow Dash is right for once "Yeah wait hey" these are just squiggly lines they are not cursive" Said Rarity "Alright I really don't know how to write in cursive either… hey where is Fluttershy" Asked Pinkie who was searching when she found Fluttershy hiding under the table "I am not coming out until I know it is safe" Said Fluttershy "I am sorry to say but it is not safe everyone look out the window" Said Twilight, Everypony looked out the window to see Canterlot on fire and saw Blitzwing destroying the place "No one can stop me(Random) look at the fire I should put it out" Said Blitzwing who stand near a building that was on fire, he putted his hands on the back of his head and oil came out of his crotch and random being the idiot he is did not know that oil makes fires worse "That is disgusting " Said Rarity "I agree with you partner even if it is oil" Said Applejack "Quick we must find the princess and Wreck Gar" Said Twilight with that everyone left and headed to the area where Celestia and Derpy are frozen, and when they arrived they were shocked "Oh no they are frozen wait where is Wreck Gar" Said Twilight when suddenly the frozen Celestia and Derpy started to crack and both were free "Twilight Spar ahh ahh ahchoo kle thank me you are here where is Wreck Gar" Asked Celestia "I don't know that is why I am here Blitzwing is destroying the city" Said Twilight "What then he is not back to his planet but first I am sorry for yelling at you you were right Blitzwing is evil and your guys' punishment is repealed" Said Celestia "Thanks but we must get the elements of harmony now" Said Twilight "Right atleast nothing can get worse" Said Pinkie which then they heard thunder, now with Blitzwing rampaging he had just stop peeing when he heard thunder and felt a raindrop fall on his head then suddenly it began to pour but something was odd "Great I know this place is weird but it's(Random) Raining chocolate milk and those clouds are made out of cotton candy" Said Blitzwing who was about to destroy the castle when suddenly they heard an evil laugh. I don't like what is going on here, what will happen tune in next time on Equestrian Blitzkrieg same Equestrian channel.