Rukia the narutarded Sister
Messing with Byakuya Part 2:
Disclaimer: Half of this chapter belongs to the brilliantness of JAC. Productions... Also I still don't own bleach or Naruto... Sadly...
"Rukia!" Byakuya screamed at the top of his lungs.
"WHAT!?!?!? Did the comp. catch on fire again? Or did Renji pee on it 'cause of a dare?"
"Crazy sister say wha?"
"Never mind!" Rukia said, "Dude you do realize were missing bleach right?"
"What the hell is Bleach?" Byakuya asked scared for his life. Byakuya's hair is now up in a pony tail... He's getting old so his hair is all Grey... His sight is also horrible so now he looks like a older version of Kabuto!
"Bleach is basically youtube cosplayers on the TV. It's so awesome!"
After sitting on the couch for a long while
"Cosplay number 1: the bleach cosplay prepare to laugh your ass of..."
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"Gee it's great to relax after all that training!" Inoue cosplayer said
"Ha we could tell story's" Urahara said nodding his head.
"What you've got a story?" Ishida said
"Okay so... There was this mountain and on the mountain there was a temple and in the temple there was this monk and he was like I'm gonna tell a story..." Now urahara was gonna say the next line faster, "There was this mountain and on the mountain there was this..."
Ichigo hit Urahara upside the head
"Ooh We could tell ghost story's!" Inoue suggested
"Ha I don't believe in ghosts" Ichigo said
Every turns and stares at Ichigo
"Your a death-god don't you see ghosts everyday?" Inoue said scratching her hair
"Yeah... No..."
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Five minutes later
"That was awesome! But don't you think it looked just like Orihime and Ichigo?"
"Yeah strange right!"
Just then a giant guinea pig popped up on the screen!
"AHHHHH WHAT THE F-CK IS THAT?"
"IT'S THE GUINEA PIG VIRUS!!!"
And so later on Nanao had discovered a certain silver haired mischievous captain was messing with the wires... That's what I call a PWN
To be continued
How was that chapter I thought it was pretty great? ZOMG I just tried out for honors chorus and it was so suspencful!!! The melodic reading was so hard!!! Sight reading though was a snap but man it was a pain in the as-! Also my dad blocked most of the bad words on my comp... So thats why the dashes are there! They subsitute one letter!
