Chapter Six

Can't Destroy It

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Deidara slipped into the nurses office unnoticed. He poked his friend who lay on the bed, face down on the pillow. The zealot groaned slightly, making the blond chuckle.

"Come on, Hida, un, you can't stay in here forever," Deidara muttered. "Plus, Kakuzu interrogated me after class. You could have told me he said the "L" word, un!"

Hidan groaned once more. "Nuh-uh…" he muttered. "You would have said it's no big fucking deal! I hate him…" Hidan unceremoniously flipped over, planting his feet on the ground with a loud thud. "I hate this school! Remind me why we wanted to be Jashin-damned playboys again?"

Deidara raised an eyebrow, breathing out a knowing, but still slightly annoyed sigh. "Because you wanted to get back at you ex, and I really needed to get laid, as you put it, un," Deidara muttered, inspecting his nails as Hidan pulled on his jacket.

"I really, really wish I wasn't so fucking stupid," Hidan growled, pushing his hair back before walking out of the office with Deidara at his side, looking suspiciously like a train wreck.

"Senpa- whoa, Hidan-san, what happened to you?" Tobi inquired as he skidded to a halt in front of the two.

"Bad night," Hidan growled, glaring at the masked boy in front of him. "Now what the hell do you want?"

"U-um… nothing! Tobi will be going now!" Tobi said quickly as he darted off. "Bye, Senpai!" He waved to Deidara before turning back and trying to find his keeper, Zetsu. Even if he wasn't the brightest, Tobi knew not to mess with Hidan when he had a "bad night".

"Wow, you really scared him… You know, he's really not that bad, un," Deidara murmured, tilting his head to look at Hidan. He was the only one who could act normally around Hidan after a "bad night" and not get his head ripped off.

"I am not in a Jashin-damned good mood," Hidan growled, his violet eyes glaring at just about everything that passed him. "And I really want to get rid of this damned playboy rep! For Jashin's sake, we shouldn't be fucking everything that moves!" He was really close to raising his voice before Deidara slapped him over the head.

"You're a playboy, I'm a playboy, and you're going to have to deal with it. We can get rid of the rep once we get into college, for now, just deal, un," Deidara muttered, rolling his blue eyes.

Hidan took a deep breath, letting it go slowly. "Alright, what's on the menu for tonight?" he asked quietly.

Deidara smiled, knowing his friend was back to normal now. He slung an arm over the zealot's shoulder. "I was thinking something along the lines of… some of that new meet that came in today, with a side of… hm… well; I was thinking a salad(1), un!"

Hidan grinned. "I could go for that, fuck yeah…"

"Heehee! Playboys are back, un!"

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A/N - (1) - alright, so pretty much, Deidara is saying that they should go after the new kid and a vegetarian. couldn't think of any other side dish that would make any sense... even if that one doesn't... sorry!

and sorry it took me so long to upload this guy, i was really busy. i'll get on an actual schedule soon, don't worry!