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This is Moonstar again with another episode of Fionna and Cake. I hope I'm posting these chapters very constantly. I plan on making one once every week.
CHARACTERS
Prince Gumball: An 18-year-old gum/human hybrid and Fionna's crush. He is the prince of the Candy Kingdom. Prince Gumball has the same color scheme as his female counterpart. He has pink skin and his hair is somewhat in a quiff. His head is adorned with a small golden crown with a blue jewel. He wears a hot pink shirt with orange-pink puffed sleeves with magenta stripes and under-sleeves (accompanied by dark-pink sleeve cuffs), a large matching collar with a small blue jewel inside a gold crest on it. He has a belt with another gold crest and a small blue jewel design on the buckle, purple striped dark-pink trousers, and dark-purple shoes. Unlike his female counterpart, he also has visible pink eyebrows. Also, when his eyes, enlarge, they are purple. Kind of like how when Fionna's eyes enlarge they look exactly the same, only hers are blue. He also has ears, unlike his female counterpart. His loyal companion is Lord Monochromicorn.
Cake—Fionna's best friend/adoptive sister and Mo-Chro's girlfriend. She doesn't look much like Jake aside from their body proportions. She has white eyes in which the black pupils become circular if surprised, excited, shocked, or scared. She has a cat muzzle and a small nose (compared to Jake's), cat ears, white fur with many coffee colored spots, and a large bushy tail. Cake may know Morse code in order to speak to Lord Monochromicorn, similar to how Jake knows Korean in order to speak to Lady Rainicorn. Cake plays a hammered dulcimer, as opposed to a viola. Her tail "frizzes out" if it is agitated or worried. As a Lumpy Space 'cat', she is a light color of maroon with large spots of fuchsia to match her coffee-colored spots. Her tail is now lumpy and more beaver-tail-like.
Fionna—is a 13-year-old adventurer and Cake's adoptive sister. While usually appearing as black dots, her eyes are seen as blue when enlarged. She wears a rabbit-themed hat (similar to Finn's bear-themed hat) with exposed locks of blonde hair. Unlike Finn, her neck is shown. Her outfit includes a teal blue shirt with elbow-length sleeves, a dark blue skirt, and knee-high socks with two thin horizontal stripes at the top. Fionna is heavier set than. She has a green backpack (similar to Finn's) and Mary Jane shoes. Her name was officially changed from "Fiona" to "Fionna," presumably to make it more similar to Finn's name. The pronunciation, however, has remained unchanged. Like Finn and his crush on Princess Bubblegum, it is revealed in many portraits posted that Fionna has a crush on Prince Gumball. Fionna has buck teeth like a rabbit. Fionna, like Finn, is Cake's adoptive sister. It is shown that as a Lumpy Space girl, she is about 3 feet tall. The top of her has two long white lumps like her hat. The bottom of her is the same as her skirt. She has a small mass of yellow for her small piece of hair.
The Ice Queen—she is a mentally challenged woman with powers over ice. Although she was originally much more evil and aggressive than her male counterpart, she in the series, she is much more lame and dumb. Like the Ice King kidnaps princesses, she kidnaps princes. The Ice Queen has light blue skin, long white hair, and lightning-shaped eyebrows. Her hair, while also long like the Ice King's beard, is wavy with curls instead of shaggy. She wears a small gold tiara with red gems and a neck band (incrusted with a single blue gem in the center), a blue long sleeved ball gown, and light and dark blue shoes. Like how the Ice King's source of power is in his crown, Ice Queen's is based in her tiara. The Ice Queen's eyebrows are the equivalent of the Ice King's beard, allowing flight.
Rochelle—is the Ice Queen's heart. She began a romantic relationship with Prince Gumball, making Fionna jealous although she denies it. She is over 1,000 years old. She is Fionna's height and has scarlet hair going to her waist. She also has orange skin. She has one of the most detailed faces in the series. She has vermillion eyes with irises. She also has lips with a Cupid's bow and has a button nose. She wears a knee-length folly dress with an electric crimson heart on the chest and chestnut lace at the skirt. She wears strappy lust sandals and wears a burgundy bracelet. It is unknown how she managed to sprout arms and legs.
Rochelle the Heart Girl
Ice Queen soared through the clouds, laughing madly while clutching Prince Gumball under her arm.
"HEY, BLOCKHEAD!"
Ice Queen looked down to see Fionna and Cake running on the grassy hills below her, trying to keep up with them. They eventually reached the place where the Ice Kingdom started, so thegrass became snow.
"LET GO OF PRINCE GUMBALL!" Fionna yelled at her.
"Foolish interlopers," Ice Queen hissed, landing on top of a hill of snow. She shot an ice beam at them.
Fionna dodged it by ducking. She grabbed a wad of snow and packed it together before throwing it at Ice Queen.
It hit her in the face as she was laughing.
"MY IRISES!" Ice Queen shrieked, wiping at her eyes madly.
Cake stretched over to Prince Gumball and removed him from Ice Queen. She molded her stomach so that it looked just like Prince Gumball, with her head where her back would have been. Prince Gumball chuckled.
"HEY, ICE QUEEN!" Fionna yelled once Ice Queen had cleared her eyes. "I BET YOU'LL NEVER KISS THE PRINCE!"
"I WILL KISS HIM! I WILL!" Ice Queen told her. She turned to Cake-Stomach-Prince-Gumball. "Hold still." She gave 'him' a big wet kiss on the cheek.
Fionna laughed out loud. "You just kissed Cake's gut!"
"What?" Ice Queen exclaimed.
Cake stretched back to her normal state.
The Ice Queen shrieked in disgust and threw her at Fionna, who caught her.
Fionna, Cake, and Prince Gumball laughed out loud.
"The hour is yours," Ice Queen said, beginning to flap her eyebrows to fly, "But the day shall be mine. Just like you, Prince! MINE!"
"What a stub," Prince Gumball said, watching her fly away. "Thanks for saving the day yet again, girls."
"You're welcome, Prince," Fionna told him.
Prince Gumball pulled her into a hug. Fionna flushed a dark scarlet color. She looked at Cake, who gave her an encouraging thumbs-up.
"I'm going to throw you gals a party," Prince Gumball pulled away from her. "Meet at the Candy Kingdom. Tonight!"
PARTY TIME!
"Is that paper dragon for Prince Gumball?" Cake asked Fionna as they made their way through the forest to the Candy Kingdom.
"I just thought I'd bring him a gift," Fionna replied, "In return for throwing us this party."
Cake chuckled. "I bet you wish you were my gut."
"What?"
"I bet you wish you were my gut so the prince—no. Wait. I bet you wish you were the Ice Queen and the prince was my gut."
"What?"
"Hmm…oh! I bet you wish Gumball would kiss too! Like the Ice Queen and my gut!"
"That's ridiculous!" Fionna told Cake as Cake laughed out loud.
Fionna imagined Prince Gumball giving her a kiss on the cheek and blushed madly.
Realizing what she was thinking, Fionna shook her head.
Laughing crazily, Cake ran ahead to the Candy Kingdom gates.
"What so funny?" Fionna called after her.
"Hey, everybody," Peppermint Maid called to everyone as she opened the doors to the Grand Hall, "Fionna and Cake are here!"
"Who's ready to party?" Cake whooped.
But everyone had their attention on something going on, and they didn't even notice them.
Fionna and Cake exchanged glances.
Fionna walked up to Wildberry Prince and asked, "What's everyone laughing at?"
Wildberry Prince shushed her.
"Stand back, everyone," A tall girl with red hair and a very realistic face told everyone, stepping on Lumpy Space Prince's back. "This style of massage is called 'Best Friend Massage."
"Oh my Glob," LSP said.
"It can only be done for best friends. It's completely consensual."
"Oh holy cow."
"Relax yourself now, Lumpy Space Prince."
The redhead girl flipped backwards on LSP's back entirely. Everyone cheered.
"I feel so great!" LSP said.
"Who is that gal?" Fionna asked Cake. Cake shrugged.
Some trumpets sounded off.
Prince Gumball came into the room, riding on Peppermint Maid through some gold doors, "Greetings, partygoers. I'm glad you could all make it."
"Prince Gumball!" Fionna beamed.
The redhead girl blushed fiercely.
"Prince," Fionna said, taking out her paper dragon, "I just wanted to thank you for—"
"Oh my Glob," LSP interrupted her, "PG, you have got to check out this super-cute girl!"
Fionna watched as LSP dragged Prince Gumball away.
"This is," LSP said, walking up to the redhead girl. "Oh my Glob, I don't even know your name."
"Rochelle," The girl replied, "Rochelle at your service." She bowed to Prince Gumball. "I've been waiting ALL evening to meet you, Prince."
Fionna looked down at her paper dragon and stuffed it into her pocket.
"I've heard you appreciate ancient technology," Rochelle went on, "Have you ever used a Geobarbic laser to align the Hydrographic rift in the Yordiale porbation?"
"Why, no, I haven't!" Prince Gumball said.
Music began to play and the lights began to throb. Everyone cheered and ran to the dance floor.
"Want to continue this conversation on the dance floor?" Prince Gumball asked Rochelle.
"It would be my pleasure, Prince," Rochelle said, taking Prince Gumball's hand.
"Why didn't the prince invite me to dance?" Fionna asked herself.
"If you want to dance, just dance," Cake told her.
"But now he's dancing with her! I feel…weird."
"Sound like you're dealing with some new emotions you don't understand," Cake said smugly, "Like jealousy."
"BLARG!"
"Look, girl, just go out there and get down!" Cake grabbed her by the shirt and pushed her to the dance floor.
"—is completely independent of the Horigonic stimulation," Rochelle was telling Prince Gumball as he span her around.
"Wow," Prince Gumball said, "That would mean that the Gerobarbic horgions would fluctuate with the Joronic nanosphere."
"Correct."
Fionna stopped dancing and groaned.
"They're talking about science!" Fionna told Cake at the bar, while Cake sipped some blueberry juice. "I can't compete with that!"
"Do the Science-Dance! Remember it? It was sort of like this." She squared her arms and legs into funny shapes.
"You think that will work?"
"Yeah, probably; do it, girl, you're a pro!" She pushed Fionna to the dance floor again.
Fionna began to square her arms and legs into strange shapes a little way from Rochelle and Prince Gumball, chanting, "Science-dance, Science-dance."
She walked closer to Rochelle and Prince Gumball, making them both stop talking and stare at her.
"Hey! Hey, Prince! You wanna spend some time with me?" Fionna called over the music, still Science-Dancing.
"Excuse me, Prince," Rochelle said with a small bow and walked away.
"Oh. Uh, okay." Prince Gumball said. "Fionna, what the pickle? I was learning about hanzoids."
"I'm…into hanzoids. They're the best!"
"Hanzoids kill hundreds of thousands of glutonods a year."
"Oh, no, not the glutonods!"
"Glutonods produce Frozotoxin!"
"…"
"…Frozotoxin kills hanzoids!"
"So are hanzoids…good things?"
"You're totally jealous of Rochelle," Prince Gumball said smugly.
"No, I'm not!" Fionna retorted. "I just don't like the way she talks to you! It makes me feel weird."
"That's jealousy, sugah."
"I'm not jealous! I'M WEIRD!"
Everyone stopped dancing and stared at Fionna, whose scream had echoed through the Grand Hall.
"Meow!" Cake exclaimed, grabbing her head. "This is going bad."
"Hey, Fionna," She said, walking up to her and grabbing her arm, "Come help me slay these sugar monsters at the bar! It can't wait!"
"Sheesh, what happened out there?" Cake asked Fionna once they were out of earshot.
"I-I don't know! I was trying to warn him, but…but he twisted my words around!"
"Yeah. Men are twisty. Gumball's super smart, too."
"I know! And I can't shake off this weird feeling about Rochelle! I think she's…a villain."
"Why? Is it because her face is all moldy and dramatic?"
"No! I just feel it in my gut! She's up to something sinister."
"What you're feeling is romantic rivalry."
"I'll prove she's a villain!"
"How?"
"Stakeout."
Later, as the Candy People filed out of the castle one by one, Cake and Fionna were sitting on one of the castle towers, with Fionna having a pair of binoculars.
"There she is!"
She looked over at Rochelle and Prince Gumball, who were having a conversation on the stairway. "They're talking!"
"Let me see!" Cake took the binoculars. "I can read their lips:
Hey, redhead. You should jump in front of a bus.
You sort of look like a big pink peach."
"Get serious, Cake!" Fionna took the binoculars back. "This is life and death!"
"Is it? Don't get me wrong, I like stakeouts and stuff, but what is she's not a villain? What if she just looks wicked? Some people look wicked and are super nice."
"I got to trust my gut."
Cake looked at her gut.
"She's on the move," Fionna said, stuffing her binoculars into her backpack. "Let's roll!"
Cake let her hop onto her back and started to stretch across the kingdom by grabbing her hands onto buildings and such, almost like Spider-Man. Finally, they hopped onto one of the Royal Promise Keepers' head.
"I see her," Fionna observed through the binoculars, "She's holding rope and going into the trash. She's smashing bottles! And pretending to stab someone!"
"So…she's recycling?" Cake asked, rubbing her gut. "Or what?"
"I think you're gut's a little naïve, Cake," Fionna replied. "Holy molly! She's…she's with the Ice Queen! They're shouting something! Rochelle is tossing her in the dumpster! And running away!"
"So I was right!" Cake cheered. "She is a good gal! Who's just cursed to look suspicious! You and me, gut, together forever." Cake rubbed her stomach lovingly. "Solving crimes with bug love rhymes."
"No way! This means she's a super villain! More powerful than lesser villains like the Ice Queen!"
"Your gut says she's evil," Cake sang, "My gut says she's good. Why not put our guts together and end this funky feud?"
"Then it's settled," Fionna said. "We'll approach Rochelle together and prove she's evil."
"Or good."
Rochelle cautiously walked through the moonlit streets of the Candy Kingdom, grasping her rope and clutching the broken bottle.
She bumped into someone.
"So what are you doing, Rochelle?" Fionna demanded. "Are you evil?"
"Or nice, with an evil face?" Cake asked.
"That's none of your business!" Rochelle hissed.
"The safety of Prince Gumball is my business!" Fionna told her.
"Yeah, we just want to know if you're evil or not." Cake shrugged.
"Oh yeah?" Rochelle asked.
"Yeah." Fionna said.
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Cake said. "Yes."
"Just stay away from Prince Gumball with all that stuff." Fionna told Rochelle.
"My plan is nearly complete. There is no way you can stop me."
"I could stop you if I wanted."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Oh YEAH?"
"YEAH!"
Fionna gave Rochelle a hard punch to the nose, sending Rochelle stumbling backwards.
"What's going on here?"
Fionna looked up to see Prince Gumball, walking towards them while staring at the groaning Rochelle.
"PRINCE?"
"Rochelle?" Prince Gumball bent next to her.
"Yes." Rochelle wheezed. "I'm alright, Prince."
"Fionna!" Prince Gumball exclaimed. "Why'd you do it?"
"He was going to hurt you with those ropes and bottles!"
"They were for a Geobarbic laser!"
"It's not all her fault, Prince," Rochelle told him, "I might have looked a little threatening."
"Fionna, you shouldn't punch brainiacs! You know how fragile they are! You've got to stop this jealousy business!"
"But—!"
"Come on, Rochelle," Prince Gumball helped the wounded Rochelle up and walked away with her. "I'll patch you up."
"He hates me now," Fionna said quietly. "You were totally right about Rochelle."
"No, Fionna. You were not wrong."
Fionna and Cake turned to see the Ice Queen, pale and shaken up, stumble out of the alley. She looked a couple shades paler than before, her dress was torn and scratched, and her hair was scraggly and messed up. But what was most disturbing was the facr that there was a wide, gaping black hole in her chest.
"She…is…evil…"
She collapsed to the ground.
"Ice Queen! What do you know about Rochelle?" Fionna demanded. "Tell me or I'll do something!"
"Hold up, Fi!" Cake held her sister back. "The Ice Queen looks a little damaged."
"I don't care. I only care about Rochelle."
"But…my innervated condition has everything to do with her…" Ice Queen wheezed.
"I was trying to make a potion that would give me total control over Prince Gumball's heart."
The Ice Queen added one last drop of the scarlet liquid into the goblet. It smoked, and a liquid-like pink heart came out of the goblet, floating as if gravity was extinct. The Ice Queens smiled wickedly.
"But I messed it all up."
The heart suddenly turned black. The Ice Queen gasped and shielded herself from the blast.
"And lost control of mine."
The Ice Queen, unconscious and spread on the floor, groaned. A small, stubby red hand shot out of her chest. Soon, her heart (with arms and legs) was pulling itself out of her chest. The heart leaped onto the floor and grew and molded until it was Rochelle, with her heart-shaped face and long red hair. Cackling, she ran to the window.
"She planned to take out Gumball's heart and make it her husband."
The Ice Queen, still a bit dizzy, reached out for Rochelle desperately. Rochelle blew a raspberry at her and leapt out the window.
"Without my heart, I grew weak."
The Ice Queen looked at the black hole in her chest and groaned.
"But I made my way to the Candy Kingdom to find her."
The Ice Queen stumbled through the sunlit forest to the Candy Kingdom desperately.
"In an alleyway, I begged her to return to me and leave the prince alone."
The Ice Queen begged Rochelle in the alleyway to return to her and leave Prince Gumball alone.
"But then she threw me into a dumpster and left me for dead." The Ice Queen finished with a gasp. She reached out a hand to Fionna weakly. "Stop…Rochelle…"
Fionna slapped her hand away and turned to Cake. "Come on, Cake! We got to save the Prince!"
Fionna and Cake burst through the doors of the Main Hall where the thrones stood.
"Prince Gumball! Gasp!"
Prince Gumball was sitting on his throne, bound in ropes and struggling to break free. Rochelle was standing next to him, dangerously holding a broken bottle with a wicked smile.
"Fionna!" Prince Gumball cried. "Cake!"
"You were right all along, Fionna," Rochelle said with the same wicked smile, "Now I'm going to rip out Prince Gumball's heart and make out with it."
"Not if I can help it!" Fionna exclaimed.
She and Cake leapt for Rochelle, but Rochelle quickly leapt out of the way and ran across the room.
The three of them ran into another room. After a chorus of 'Whoa!', a strange noise and a few screams, Rochelle ran back out of the room.
Just as Fionna and Cake drew in on her, Rochelle brought her bottle closer to Prince Gumball's face. "One step closer, and I'll remove his heart!"
"Fionna!" Prince Gumball said. "I feel like a complete moron for doubting you! She was just so engaging! Though her knowledge on hanzoids is actually pretty weak…"
"Shut your mouth, Prince," Rochelle warned him, bringing the bottle closer.
Cake stretched her ear over to Rochelle and punched her away from the prince. She fell to the floor.
"I WILL SMOOCH THAT HEART!" Rochelle screeched. "IT WILL BE MY HUSBAND!"
"Why don't you marry someone your own size?" Fionna yelled in anger. "LIKE MY FOOT!"
She leaped from Cake's back and brought her face down on Rochelle's face. Rochelle yelped and stumbled back, clutching her nose.
"AND MY FISTS!"
Fionna brought her fists to Rochelle's stomach and face, giving her a black eye and knocking the air out of her.
"Stop it!"
Fionna turned around to see the Ice Queen crawling through the door with a weak smile. She looked even more pale, and her hair was as messier than ever. Her dress was the same, though the gaping hole in her chest looked even deeper.
"That's my heart you're beating up," Ice Queen moaned.
"Ice Queen," Fionna stepped back from Rochelle.
Ice Queen crawled over to the disorientated, groaning Rochelle.
Fionna turned to Cake. "Should we…let her take her heart back? She is…villainous."
"I don't want to watch an old woman die on Prince Gumball's carpet, girl."
"Oh yeah…" Ice Queen said, grabbing Rochelle's arm as she tried to wriggle away. "Come to mommy…" She began to press down on Rochelle's heart so that she was strangely began to shrink. "There you go…"
Rochelle's long red hair shrunk back into her head until she was bald. Her arms and legs withered away, and her entire body began to deplete until she was a large, misshapen heart.
The Ice Queen stuffed her into the hole in her chest.
The Ice Queen's flesh began to take over the hole, and Rochelle whispered, "See…you…later…"
"I feel…WONDERFUL!" The Ice Queen cried. Her color returned to her skin so that she was the same blue color. Her messy hair smoothed out, and the tears in her dress disappeared. "And now that I've saved the prince, he'll marry me and live in my dungeon every day!"
"No he won't!" Fionna yelled, taking the last of the ropes off of Prince Gumball with Cake.
"Yeah, no I won't!" Prince Gumball agreed, standing up.
"Yes you WILL!" The Ice Queen shrieked, her hands glowing with her ice powers.
Fionna kicked her in the face, sending her back.
"Maybe not today," Ice Queen said, flapping her eyebrows and soaring away. "Maybe not tomorrow. But someday—!"
She hit her head on the roof, mumbling, she flew out of the window.
"Thanks again for saving me. Again." Prince Gumball told Fionna, putting some more pasta on his fork and putting it into his mouth.
"Don't mention it," Fionna said through a mouthful of pasta.
"Now that Rochelle's gone, you don't have to be jealous of anyone anymore." Prince Gumball smirked.
"I never get jealous," Fionna retorted, putting her chin on her hand and playing with he pasta.
"Kiss me, Fionna."
Fionna froze and blushed scarlet all over.
"I mean—a-hem—kiss me, Fionna."
Fionna turned to her left to see that Prince Gumball was upside down in his seat, with a mask of Cake on his stomach.
"Am I doing it right, Cake?" Prince Gumball whispered to Cake. Cake laughed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Fionna cried.
Facts:
· When Prince Gumball, Fionna, and Cake are eating pasta in the dining room, their chairs resemble pop tarts.
· When Princess Bubblegum explains the cycle of the hanzoids, glutonods, and the Frozotoxin, it represents rock, paper, scissors where hanzoids beat glutonods, hanzoids beat Frozotoxin, and Frozotoxin beats hanzoids.
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