(A/N: Ok, this chapter [CHAPTER 6!] might also have an OOC Kiriri. The thing is, I was thinking about this chapter and whether or not I should write it like this. Because I was definitely going to write about them going to the beach, but I had this other idea that I was thinking about writing in a different chapter, but then I figured, eh, why not combine them? So yea, ideas appeared and things change, so Kiriri is OOC is this.)
Warning: Yaoi up ahead. Mainly SaburoxFuyuki, because I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE! That pairing. If you don't like yaoi, or just generally don't like that pairing (I pity you…), skip the next 2-4 chapters!
Note: I will also never ever write another chapter that involves all 21 characters… that's a lot to remember. There's the 5 original humans, their gender benders, the A.R.M.P.I.T platoon, their gender benders and then Angol Mois, who I almost forgot to add in this one. I thought it would be fun, but I was way off, so this whole section of the story is a bit rushed since I just want to get this over with.
KeroKera Platoon: Sunny Beaches!…De arimasu!
In case you missed the last chapter, which is hard to believe, here is a short recap on what happened.
Yakiki, one of Kururu's childhood 'friends' arrives. She declares that Kururu made a promise to her that he was going to marry her, though he doesn't remember said promise. Yakiki gets suspicious of Kiriri's relationship with Kururu (though the two just met so they don't really have one) and soon gets jealous. Yakiki threatens Kiriri to stay away from Kururu and she doesn't take it well. Kiriri and Sabura, one of Kiriri's friends, go to the store and run into Saburo, Kururu and Yakiki; the last two wearing human disguises. Yakiki doesn't recognize Kiriri since she too is wearing a human disguise, and Kiriri uses this chance for revenge. The whole plan turns out sticky (literally) and Sabura and Kiriri leave, satisfied on their victory.
So now, both of the platoons are standing outside in the Hinata's backyard, watching Yakiki leave.
"So… why are you leaving again?" Kerara asked. Apparently, the rest of the platoons had no idea what happened at the store that day, and no one plans on telling them either.
"I can't stand to stay on the same planet as… her." Yakiki pointed at Kiriri and said 'her' as if her name was too revolting to be even said.
"Thanks, I'm flattered. Ki ki ki~…" Kiriri smirked and put a hand to her chest (and just so you know, she, Kururu and Yakiki are all back in their Keronian forms).
"What did she even do?" Giroro muttered.
"You don't want to know. Do you know how many baths I had to take yesterday? Huh? Do you!" Yakiki screamed at the yellow female.
"No, but I'm pretty sure it was an amusing amount." Kiriri giggled again.
Something then struck in Kerara's small immature mind, when Yakiki said the word 'bath'.
'Bath…water…salt water… ocean… BEACH!' She grinned to herself, not bothering to listen to the rest of the conversation.
"So, how are you gonna get back to Keron? You're ship got destroyed by some unknown hard subject." Girara asked. That 'unknown hard subject' was actually Giroro's head, when it hit the door.
"I know, I called my platoon to come pick me up."
"You're in a platoon?" Tomomo asked.
"Doesn't she seem kind of… young?" Tamama whispered.
"You should talk…" Giroro grumbled. Before Tamama or Tomomo could question, they heard the sound of a ship's engine coming closer.
"Ah, they're here!" Yakiki pointed to the sky, looking at a medium sized Keronian ship coming into view.
Once it landed, the door opened and a small Keronian head appeared. It was a young light pink tad-pole with a black hat that had two spiked as the flaps, making it look like black hair. She had large yellow eyes with normal rectangular see through glasses and her symbol was two arrows pointing away from each other; the left one being green and the right one red. She had a smile like Kururu's and Kiriri's except it appeared kinder, so in a way, she looked almost robotic.
"Yakiki!" Her voice was soft and sweet, like a mother talking to its child. "There you are. Do you know how worried we were? Especially Kilala, you know how she gets when she's worried."
Yakiki scratched the back of her head sheepishly.
"Sorry Sergeant Major Linunu."
"YAKIKI!" A rough voice called out. Another young tad-pole appeared, though she wasn't as kind looking as the other.
She had orange skin and dark blue eyes that matched her dark blue hat. Her hat's flaps also had two spikes, except they curved inwards, almost like blue pig-tails. Her symbol was a red cane, pretty odd for a symbol.
"HOW DARE YOU LEAVE WITHOUT TELLING US! I WAS ABOUT TO BLOW UP A PLANET IF IT WEREN'T FOR LINUNU! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!" This, of course, was Kilala. Linunu grabbed her shoulder with a worried smile.
"Ah! Sorry Sergeant Kilala! Please forgive me!" Yakiki bowed with a panicked expression.
"Oh it's okay. I can't believe you thought I was serious then." Kilala suddenly calmed down and stared at Yakiki with a blank look. Everyone sweat-dropped, save for Yakiki, who just smiled.
"Yakiki!" Called another voice, this one sounding bright. Two heads popped up this time, and they seemed to be twins. They too were also female tad-poles.
"Don't tell me… that you're whole platoon… IS MADE UP OF GIRLS! AND TAD-POLES NONE THAN LESS!" Giroro screamed.
"That's just… messed up." Girara muttered as she stared in disbelief (SHE SHOULDN'T BE TALKING!). The twins ignored them and one of them jumped out of the ship.
"Yakiki, oh I missed you so much!" The one with white skin cheered. She had a black hat, but it curled out in the end. Her eyes were black also and her symbol was the yang side of the yin-yang symbol.
"It's okay Yangaga, I'm fine." Yakiki patted the white Keronians head.
"Glad to see you. Not like I was worried though." The other twin commented as she crossed her arms. She looked like the complete opposite of her twin; she had black skin, a white hat that curled in, white eyes and of course, the yin side of the yin-yang symbol.
"Oh Yinini, I know you missed me." Yakiki giggled.
"Yinini, Yangaga… wait, are you two the Yin-Yang sisters?" Keroro asked.
"The who?" Tomomo asked.
"Oh yeah, I've heard of them." Kerara said, seeming to have come out of her day-dreaming. "They're known for being one of the strongest Keronians on Keron… when they're together at least. When they're apart, they're completely useless."
The twins sweat-dropped at the statement.
"I wouldn't say useless." Yangaga said, still wearing the same smile. "Maybe just…not as strong." She gave a small shrug.
"That's why we're lucky enough to have them on our platoon. We planned on having just Yinini, because we didn't really know their story about them being stronger together, but once we heard about it, we added both to our team. I'm happy I did too because Yangaga always keeps the place happy and bright." Kilala said, giving a pat on the head to Yangaga.
"Question. Why is your whole platoon made up of young girls?" Girara asked bluntly.
"Well, Kilala believed that anything was possible, including a platoon full of young female Keronians. And besides, you can't judge a book by its cover. We've already invaded 3 planets already." Linunu said calmly.
"3 PLANETS!" Girara and Giroro yelled. They both turned to glare at their leaders, who sweat-dropped and took a step back.
"Anyways, we should get going. We were currently in the middle of invading another planet." Linunu helped Yangaga and Yakiki back into the ship.
"And you!" Yakiki pointed at Kiriri, who did nothing but stared. "I'll be back later, with a good piping hot plate of revenge!" She smiled manically but Linunu put a hand on her shoulder.
"Sorry if Yakiki has caused you any trouble, she tends to do that a lot."
"What? No I don't!"
"Bye! We'll come visit sometime!" Kilala and Yangaga waved excitedly as the ship flew off, the platoon members staring after it.
"Finally, she's gone." Tomomo sighed.
"About time." Tamama walked back into the house, the others following. As they made their way down to their base, Kiriri suddenly remembered something.
"Kururu, you forgot my Okinomiyaki." She told the other Keronian.
"Ah, so I see you didn't forget about that."
"Of course I didn't. It's Okinomiyaki. I hoped you remember the stuff I requested on it, because I'm not repeating it. Ki ki ki~…" Kururu twitched as he suddenly realized he wasn't listening when Kiriri named all of the things she wanted on the Okinomiyaki. He was too busy hacking into her computer.
'Damn it…'
~Later~
"Ok, listen up!" Kerara declared as she stood at the podium, the other platoon members sitting in the chairs in front of her. "I have decided… that we are going to the beach today!"
Silence…
"What!" Girara cried out. "How the hell does that help!"
"Only patience will bring good fortune, Girara… or something like that…" Kerara mumbled. "Anyways, pack your bags and bring anything you need!"
"Um… Gunso-san… how are we gonna get there?" Tomomo asked.
"Well I was thinking we could take our hovercrafts, but usually that question hints that we need someone to take us there. Well then, all of you… invite ONE Pekoponian of our choice." Kerara declared, pointing a finger in the air.
~Later Yet Again~
"So how about it Fuyumi-dono?" Kerara asked Fuyumi once she arrived back at the Hitana's house.
"The beach? I don't know, you know I can't swim." Fuyumi said.
"Please? It'll be fun! Everyone else is coming too!"
"Wait… what do you mean by everyone else?"
"Well there's me, Tomomo, Girara, Kiriri, Dururu, Keroro, Tamama, Giroro, Kururu, Dororo, Natsuki-dono, Sabura-dono, Yuki-dono, Monachi-dono, Natsumi-dono, Saburo-dono, Koyuki-dono, Momoka-dono, Fuyuki-dono, and even Angol Mois! Don't ask how I know all of their names even though I never talked to them."
"Wow… that's a lot of people." Fuyumi smiled nervously. "Wait, how do you know that Natsuki agreed to this? Did you ask him?"
"Well no… Girara did… but I'm sure he'll say yes." Kerara shrugged.
"Well, if everyone else is going too… I guess I'll go. Hm, it wasn't until now that I realized I have a lot of friends. And here I was thinking I was a lonely kid." Fuyumi smiled, not noticing Kerara sweat-drop.
~Later… YET AGAIN!~
'Yes! Another chance to be alone with Fuyuki-kun on the beach!' Momoka thought as she, and everyone else mentioned before, rode on one of her private buses.
Momoka turned around in her seat, looking for Fuyuki, but her eager face soon turned into anger when she saw him talking to some other girl. It was the other blue haired one that looked similar to Fuyuki's mom.
'What is that hussy doing with my Fuyuki-kun!' Dark Momoka thought.
While Momoka thought that the two were flirting, in truth, they were talking about their favorite things combined, an anime about aliens (Fuyumi's favorite thing being anime and Fuyuki's favorite thing being aliens and such).
"Kera kera kera! With these bodies, we don't have to worry about the salt water!" Kerara announced, currently in her human disguise as well as the other platoon members, including the A.R.M.P.I.T platoon.
"I don't get it… WHY AM I SO SHORT!" Keroro screamed. He was indeed short, with short shaggy green hair and brown eyes.
"You're not the only one…" Girara and Kerara muttered.
"Oh stop complaining. Does it matter? It's not like we're gonna be in these bodies for long." Giroro commented.
"You're only saying that because you're taller than us." Girara told him as she crossed her arms. Giroro, who had red hair and was indeed one of the tallest people there, growled at her.
"Shut up!"
"You're not that short, Gunso-san." Tamama told his leader. He was only a couple of inches taller than Keroro, though it was hard to tell. He had short shaggy dark blue hair and big blue eyes that could only belong to a child.
"I'm even shorter than Private second class Tamama! And he's younger than me!" Keroro continued to pout.
"No one's bothering to comment on my disguise…" Dororo whimpered in his seat. His hair was a light blue, along with his eyes and he had his usual mask covering his mouth (You already know what Kururu's looks like, so do I really have to explain?).
"Well anyways, you're stuck with this because the device I used is supposed to make you turn into whatever you would look like if you were born a human." Kerara told the others.
"Ah, we're almost there guys." Sabura called from the front, next to Saburo, who was driving. She got up from her seat and headed into the back. "So, why are we going to the beach?"
"No one knows, only Captain." Kiriri muttered. She felt really uncomfortable with the bathing suit that she was wearing underneath her orange jacket and shorts.
"So, what's everyone gonna do once we get there?" Sabura asked, taking a seat next to Kiriri.
"Well, Koyuki and I were going to play some volley ball." Natsumi shrugged.
"Oh, Natsuki and I can go against you guys!" Yuki called cheerfully from his seat next to said pink haired boy.
"Oh yeah, girls against boys!" Koyuki exclaimed.
"Well, I need to speak with both platoons before we can actually do some fun things." Kerara announced.
"Hm, why?" Girara asked.
"Invasion idea." She whispered so neither Natsuki or Fuyumi could here. Girara widened her eyes. Her leader actually had an invasion idea… and she seemed serious about it! She could barely hide her grin.
"You better not be planning anything, stupid toad…" Natsuki muttered.
"Ah, Natsuki-dono, what makes you think that?" Kerara waved her hand with a smile.
"Well, we're going to the beach and before you even do anything on it, you have a 'secret meeting' with your little friends. And I don't think you're just going to talk about the weather or anything." Natsuki crossed his arms and Natsumi stood up from her seat.
"He's right; I swear if you guys try anything, you're dead." Kerara flinched as she stared at the two red-head demons.
'What the frog? Since when was there two of them?' She thought fearfully. 'Eh, it doesn't matter, this plan barely effects them anyways.' She then stood up straight and turned to Saburo.
"Saburo-dono, are we there yet?" She asked.
"Yep, just gotta park the bus."
"Hey Momoka, why isn't Paul driving?" Fuyuki asked.
"Huh? Oh uh… he had something else to do…" Momoka smiled nervously.
"Really? What?"
"Oh nothing…" Momoka glanced at the back of the bus, where Paul was currently hiding behind a seat.
'If Lady Momoka wishes me to keep an eye on Master Fuyuki and his friend, then I shall do so.' He thought, staring intently at Fuyuki and Fuyumi.
~LATER! … Geez, how many times skips are there?~
"Okay, so, I have brought us here today because I have a new plan." Kerara announced to the platoons. They were all currently stationed near a forest that rested near the beach. Not too far away to get lost though.
"Ok, but it better not be stupid." Girara muttered. "It wouldn't be the first time."
"Don't worry… well first things first, I have a question to ask all of you. Are any of you homophobic?"
…
…
"What?" Came the flat reply from all 9 Keronians. Kerara sighed and placed a hand to her forehead.
"Please don't make me repeat myself…"
"What does that have to do with anything?" Giroro asked.
"Well the other day, I had a talk with Fuyumi-dono…"
~FlAaAaAaSh BaAaAaAaCk~
"Kera, kera, kera izasusume… Pekopon shinryaku seyo…" Kerara sang to herself, as she passed Fuyumi's room. She stopped in her tracks when she heard a faint squealing coming from Fuyumi's T.V.
Curious, she peeked in and saw Fuyumi watching a T.V show that currently showed two twin brothers hugging each other in…uh… non-brotherly ways…
"Fuyumi-dono… what are you watching?" She asked, half scared of the answer.
"Oh it's a show called Ouran High School Host Club." Fuyumi told her, not taking her eyes off of the T.V.
"What's it about?"
"An ordinary girl named Haruhi Fujioka goes to a rich school called Ouran High School. She stumbled upon a club called the Host Club and accidently knocks over a vase that's worth ¥8,000,000."
"KERA!"
"Yea, I know, it's a lot. Anyways, she has to work as a host to pay off her debt. So it basically just shows her everyday activities with the club."
"What is a host club?"
"Basically a group of boys who entertain girls. Those twins that you just saw have a brotherly love act, and most girls go crazy over that stuff. Stuff as in yaoi."
"Yaoi?"
"Yea, it's basically… boyxboy relationships. You know… like gay pairings." Fuyumi started to blush.
"Whoa, Pekoponian girls go crazy over that?"
"Well… not all of them. Like, if they were homophobic then they wouldn't like it. But most girls I've met thought that it was just adorable. I think it's pretty cute too." Fuyumi mumbled. Kerara blinked, staring at the T.V and then at Fuyumi.
She suddenly grinned and left the room, planning the whole way.
~FlAaAaAaSh BaAaAaAaCk OvEr~
"So, my new plan is to make all of the men in the world gay. And chances are, most of the women will go into an explosion of over happiness, putting them into a weak state and we can easily take control." Kerara grinned to herself.
…
"Is it possible for something to sound incredibly stupid but at least a little bit interesting at the same time?" Girara mumbled.
"THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA!" Keroro exclaimed.
"If it's those two, yes. Yes it is." Giroro replied.
"I know! So, I'm gonna need either Kururu or Kiriri to make the weapon. Who wants to do it?" Before anyone could react, Kiriri's hand shot up in the air.
"I'll do it!" Her grinned seemed wider than usual.
"Perfect!" Kerara shouted, not noticing Kiriri's overly happy attitude. Everyone else noticed though, and Tomomo took a cautious step back since Kiriri looked like she was ready to explode with the way she was bouncing.
"Who are we gonna test it on?" Tamama asked.
"Oh… I already have that figured out. Ki ki ki~…" Kiriri went back to her normal self, giggling behind her hand.
"Ok, I expect the weapon ready by either the end of the day or tomorrow morning. Since Monachi-dono was nice enough to let us stay in a beach house on his private beach, we should be able to test it here." Kerara then announced that the meeting was over and the rest of the platoon went back to the beach.
Kiriri, still excited about the new plan, ran over to Sabura, who was talking with Fuyuki, Saburo, and Fuyumi.
"Sabura, Sabura, SABURA!" She screamed as she tackled her to the ground.
"ACK! WHAT, DID SOMEONE DIE!" Sabura screamed from her spot in the sand. The other three teens just stared, shocked from the sudden movement.
"Unfortunately no!"
'Unfortunately?' Everyone else that was present thought.
"Captain just thought of a new plan for invasion, and it's probably the best one yet. I doubt it will actually help in the invasion, but it sounds really fun and I'm sure you'll love it!" Kiriri sounded so uncharacteristic, that Sabura thought about leaving her and asking where the real Kiriri went. For heaven's sake, she was talking like a school girl!
"What? But Gunso said she wasn't planning anything…" Fuyumi muttered.
"Well, she said that she got the idea from you." Kiriri told her. Fuyumi froze as Fuyuki, Saburo and Sabura stared at her.
"Wha… what exactly is the plan?" She asked hesitantly
"I can't really say it right now since you two are here." She pointed to Fuyuki and Saburo. "So… can you leave?"
"Uh… ok…" Fuyuki muttered, still in shock. Both he and Saburo turned around and walked away, heading towards the beach house to get some drinks.
Kiriri stared after them intently, watching their movements. She abruptly turned to the other two girls, who were staring at her curiously.
"How close would you say Fuyuki and Saburo are in friendship terms?" She asked seriously.
"Well, we kind of just met them like 5 days ago. But I'd have to say about as close as I am with Fuyumi." Sabura said after some thought, getting a nod from said girl.
"Hmm… so you said you guys wanted to hear the plan, right?" Kiriri asked with a smirk.
"If it doesn't scar us, then yeah." Fuyumi said casually as she sat down on the sand next to the two other teens.
"Well, the main idea is to get every man on earth to turn gay."
…
"…Really?" Fuyumi asked, her right eye twitching and a light blush crossing her cheeks.
"…That's new…" Sabura laughed a little, but Kiriri noticed a blush on her face too.
'Wow… she wasn't kidding when she said girls like that stuff…'
"Yeah, and I was told to create the weapon that's gonna make it all happen. So I wanted to test it on Fuyuki and Saburo." Deeper blushes appeared on both Fuyumi's and Sabura's faces as they looked away.
"So… why are you so excited about it?" Sabura asked.
"Because I find yaoi awesome." Was the blunt reply. "And I also think that Fuyuki and Saburo would make a very cute couple, so I thought that this was my chance to actually see them make out and stuff."
Kiriri noticed a drip of blood go down Fuyumi's nose and Sabura kept avoiding eye contact. She smirked as she gave a tissue to Fuyumi, who hastily wiped away the blood.
From far away, Kerara and Girara were watching them, though they couldn't hear them.
"See, I told you girls love that stuff. Just look at Fuyumi-dono and Sabura-dono. Who knows what's going on through their minds…" Kerara told her companion with a smug smirk.
Girara just simply watched in shock.
'If she plans on making all the guys gay… then that means Natsuki will turn gay too… AND I BET IT'LL BE WITH THAT NINJA GUY!' Girara suddenly glared at Yuki, who was playing volley-ball with Natsuki, Koyuki and Natsumi.
"You're not seriously making all of the guys gay are you? There's gonna be some… exceptions, right?" Girara hesitantly asked.
"Hm? If you mean the A.R.M.P.I.T platoon then yea. Oh… wait… or maybe you're just worried I might make Natsuki-dono gay." Kerara suddenly smirked at Girara, who blushed.
"Wha- no! I mean… imagine what might happen if every man turns gay… some girls might… turn into lesbians."
"Why?"
"I don't know… they might be desperate or something." Girara shrugged, earning a giggle from Kerara.
"Well we'll see from there. This'll be fun, just wait."
(A/N: Did you see what I did with the chapter's name there? If you didn't, I put KeroKera at the beggining. I thought it was funny.)
