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Here's the KevinSaku! Yeah, sorry I couldn't use your idea RAMEN-monster, but I already made a one-shot like that with my other FujiSaku "English Is Fun." But hopefully, you guys will be pleased with this. So, READ on peoplez!!


Summary:Kevin must choose. A rat or Sakuno? .:KevinSaku:. .:One-shot:.

Rats


Ryuzaki Sakuno never liked, nor will she ever like, rats.

They were just so creepy, and small. They looked so icky, with that blackish - gray hair of its, and those beady eyes staring up at you. Their claws reaching for you, as they gave you a nasty snare. And they bite really, really hard, a three year old Sakuno experienced years ago.

So, when Kevin brought a rat home to keep, she practically screamed her head off.

"Kevin! Get that filthy rat out of here!" Sakuno yelled, her face all puffy as she stood on a chair away from her boyfriend and that rodent. A look of terrify hinted in her hazel eyes.

"Aw, but Sakuno-chan! He's so cute!" Kevin gushed, bringing the rat closer to her. Sakuno could've sworn that it glared at her.

"NO! I don't want it here! Get it out!!" Sakuno jumped off the chair and backed away from the duo. But Kevin kept coming closer and closer and closer. Sakuno took steps back until she felt her back hit the wall. Great, just great. Happy that Sakuno was now cornered, Kevin came closer and brought the rat really close to her face. And after a second..

"EYAAAAH!!!!" Sakuno used her arms as a shield. Kevin took a step back, using one hand to cover his left ear. Dang, that girl can blow!

Sakuno whimpered, peeking at them through her hands.

"Sakuno-chan. It's not that bad -"

"I don't care!"

"- But he's adorable!"

"No he's not!!"

"But -"

"No!"

"But -"

"NO!"

"Sakuno-chan -"

"Damn it Kevin! It's either me or that thing!!" Kevin pondered on her statement, using one hand to rub his chin. Sakuno just gaped at him, was he really thinking about this?!

Meanwhile, Kevin drifted on with his thoughts.

'Well, Sakuno can make me food, while Tim here can't really do that. But Tim is funny, while Sakuno is all uptight and always busy. But she's hot, and Tim is.. well not. And she does make me feel really good, and I can't do it with a rat.. But still.. Sheesh! This is a really hard decision!' Kevin tilted his head to the left, humming.

"Okay, I've made my decision!" Kevin announced, looking straight at Sakuno.

"Yeah?" Sakuno knew he'd pick her.

"I pick.. "

"Aha?"

"..Tim!"

Wham!

Sakuno glared at Kevin, a red hand print showing on his right cheek.

"I was kidding! I picked you!" Kevin mumbled, rubbing his cheek. 'Maybe I should change my mind..'

"Hmph!" Sakuno turned her back on him, meaning, "You better!"

"You win," Kevin headed out the door, sadly placing Tim on the cemented ground and closing the door on him. When he turned around, he felt Sakuno's arms wrapped around his waist, holding him tight.

Okay, fine, this was way better than Tim.


END

So, do you guys like this KevinSaku? -crosses fingers- Was the ending good? Bad? Anyways, I finished it, so I hope you liked it. And yeah, I tried my attempt at humor, so hopefully it wasn't that bad... ? Hehe.. Kay, that's all for now.

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