Dick: Guess what?
Bruce: What is is?
Di: 0NLY P30PL3 W17H 0CD C4N R34D 7H15 3NCRYP73D M355463 B3C4U53 OF 7H31R UN1QU3 4W4RN355 0F COMPL3X P4773RN5
B: That's wrong.
Di: How?
B: It says that only people with OCD can read it. My work desk is proof that I don't have that.
Di: Makes sense.
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Ladybug: I just bought a corndog from the devil!
Chat: Do I even want to know where you found the devil?
LB: I MENT DELI! F autocorrect!
CN: Sadly, the first one made sense.
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Dick: Someone changed my contact names. Who's this?
Dracula: What did they put me as, and who changed the names?
Di: They put you as Dracula, it was Wally.
Dr: It's Bruce. How did you know it was him?
Di: I saw him with my phone and he changed his name to Kid Awesome.
Bruce: That sounds like him.
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Wally: I got kicked out of math class today
Mari: What did you do?
W: Teacher asked what comes after 69. Mouthwash wasn't the answer.
M: And this is why I have you as "Brainless" in my contacts!
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Chat: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Ladybug: Nope!
CN: Why not?
LB: I didn't fall from heaven, I did scrape my knee crawling out of Hell, though.
CN: I regret asking that, now.
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Dick: Where's my shirt?
Danny: Which one?
Di: The Ultimate Mega Strike one!
Da: That one? Mari has it! I have your Call Of Duty one.
Di: Thanks!
Di: Wait, what!? I've been looking for that for months!
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Danny: *picture* What's this scar from? I don't remember.
Mari: Is it on your left arm?
Da: Yeah, y?
M: I did that after you ripped the head off of my stuffed hamster. Remember?
Da: Now I do.
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Chat: Do you have a camera I can hide somewhere?
Ladybug: Where do you want to put it, and why?
CN: Remember what I told you about my name?
LB: About how it would be a pun if Hawkmoth was your dad?
CN: Yeah. That. I wish we didn't joke about that.
LB: Why not?
CN: I heard my dad talking to someone earlier. I think my name might actually be a pun.
LB: In that case, I have some cameras you could stick to a wall! What color?
CN: Do you have tan?
LB: Yep! Meet me at the Eiffel.
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Robin: Meg?
M'gann: Yes?
Ro: Are you with the team?
MM: Yeah, why?
Ro: Spell "I cup" out loud, then say "Rainbows"
MM: Why are they laughing?
MM: I don't get what's so funny about that!
Ro: You just said "I see you pee rainbows" out loud.
Ro: That's why it was so funny.
MM: No I didn't!
Ro: I swear, you're even more oblivious than Chat Noir!
MM: Who's Chat Noir?
Ro: A hero in Paris. He's LB's partner.
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Danny: *Slaps you to Narnia
Wally: *Face plants in the snow and awaits death
Da: *Brushes hands *nods *walks off
W: *Wails in snow
W: *gets whisked away by prince charming and has you beheaded
Da: *Prince Charming ends up being Batman
W: DANG IT!
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Wally: If we switched bodies, what would you do?
Dick: Streak. At /*your*/ school!
W: DUDE!
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Ladybug: I just pulled the best prank ever!
Chat: What did you do?
LB: I told Kid Flash that Batman knows his secret. He ran away squealing like a pig!
CN: What was his secret?
LB: NO IDEA!
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Mari: Telemarketers are fun!
Alya: Oh no. ': | What did you say?
M: I just told the truth!
A: What did you /say/?
M: They asked me if I wanted a free iPod, I told them that my, self built, laptop can hack the Justice League better than any iPod. They hung up.
A: YOU HACKED THE JUSTICE LEAGUE!?
M: That's old news! I did that last year!
A: WHAT!?
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Wally: I JUST ASKED A GIRL TO THE SCHOOL DANCE BECAUSE I MADE A JOKE ABOUT HOW I'M HOTTER THAN KID FLASH!
Wally: SHE SAID THAT I SHOULD GET OVER MYSELF, THAT I'M NOWHERE NEAR HIS LEVEL!
Dick: I wish you could hear how loud I'm laughing right now!
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Ladybug: A little gasoline, a blowtorch, no problem!
Chat: What?
LB: OMFG! Chat! That was meant for my brother!
CN: I don't even want to know!
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Dick: The universe might not always be fair, but at least it has a hilarious sense of humor!
Mari: You saying that me being locked in a freezer's funny!?
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Mari: Pull out my headphones, and I'll pull out your heart!
Alya: Uhhhh…
Ma: Sooooo sorry! That was meant for Wally!
Al: Who's Wally?
Ma: My brother's best friend and partner in crime.
Al: Oh.
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Danny: Guess what?
Tucker: DUDE! IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!
Da: Well, I wanna tell you about this dream I just had!
T: Fine. But only if it'll make you go to sleep!
Da: So Shrek turned into a girl, I don't know how, and he/she asked Fiona if she was okay with it and she said "Of course I'm okay with it! I'm biSHREKsual!"
Da: I woke up laughing and crying. I think Jazz wants to put me in Arkham now!
T: You woke me up for that!?
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Danny: You break my sisters' heart and I'll break your neck!
Chat: What?
Da: Don't you 'What?' me, Chat!
Da: You hurt Bug, and I'll make your life a living hell!
CN: HOW MANY BROTHERS DOES SHE HAVE!?
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Mari: Your dying words just might end up being "I'm going ghost!" with how much you say it!
Dick: Wrong bro, Mari!
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Chat: Apparently, I had an aunt that kept a taser on her in a hidden compartment until the day she died.
LB: Me too! It wasn't a taser, though. It was a butcher knife!
CN: That explains things.
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Dick: Babs just said that someone's girlfriend has 67 protons! I'm laughing so hard right now that my stomach hurts!
Mari: SHE CALLED HIS GIRLFRIEND A HOE!?
Di: YES!
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I'm sooooo sorry that it's been so long since I last updated this! Honestly, I have no excuse as to why.
