Dick: Guess what?

Bruce: What is is?

Di: 0NLY P30PL3 W17H 0CD C4N R34D 7H15 3NCRYP73D M355463 B3C4U53 OF 7H31R UN1QU3 4W4RN355 0F COMPL3X P4773RN5

B: That's wrong.

Di: How?

B: It says that only people with OCD can read it. My work desk is proof that I don't have that.

Di: Makes sense.

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Ladybug: I just bought a corndog from the devil!

Chat: Do I even want to know where you found the devil?

LB: I MENT DELI! F autocorrect!

CN: Sadly, the first one made sense.

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Dick: Someone changed my contact names. Who's this?

Dracula: What did they put me as, and who changed the names?

Di: They put you as Dracula, it was Wally.

Dr: It's Bruce. How did you know it was him?

Di: I saw him with my phone and he changed his name to Kid Awesome.

Bruce: That sounds like him.

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Wally: I got kicked out of math class today

Mari: What did you do?

W: Teacher asked what comes after 69. Mouthwash wasn't the answer.

M: And this is why I have you as "Brainless" in my contacts!

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Chat: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Ladybug: Nope!

CN: Why not?

LB: I didn't fall from heaven, I did scrape my knee crawling out of Hell, though.

CN: I regret asking that, now.

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Dick: Where's my shirt?

Danny: Which one?

Di: The Ultimate Mega Strike one!

Da: That one? Mari has it! I have your Call Of Duty one.

Di: Thanks!

Di: Wait, what!? I've been looking for that for months!

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Danny: *picture* What's this scar from? I don't remember.

Mari: Is it on your left arm?

Da: Yeah, y?

M: I did that after you ripped the head off of my stuffed hamster. Remember?

Da: Now I do.

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Chat: Do you have a camera I can hide somewhere?

Ladybug: Where do you want to put it, and why?

CN: Remember what I told you about my name?

LB: About how it would be a pun if Hawkmoth was your dad?

CN: Yeah. That. I wish we didn't joke about that.

LB: Why not?

CN: I heard my dad talking to someone earlier. I think my name might actually be a pun.

LB: In that case, I have some cameras you could stick to a wall! What color?

CN: Do you have tan?

LB: Yep! Meet me at the Eiffel.

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Robin: Meg?

M'gann: Yes?

Ro: Are you with the team?

MM: Yeah, why?

Ro: Spell "I cup" out loud, then say "Rainbows"

MM: Why are they laughing?

MM: I don't get what's so funny about that!

Ro: You just said "I see you pee rainbows" out loud.

Ro: That's why it was so funny.

MM: No I didn't!

Ro: I swear, you're even more oblivious than Chat Noir!

MM: Who's Chat Noir?

Ro: A hero in Paris. He's LB's partner.

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Danny: *Slaps you to Narnia

Wally: *Face plants in the snow and awaits death

Da: *Brushes hands *nods *walks off

W: *Wails in snow

W: *gets whisked away by prince charming and has you beheaded

Da: *Prince Charming ends up being Batman

W: DANG IT!

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Wally: If we switched bodies, what would you do?

Dick: Streak. At /*your*/ school!

W: DUDE!

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Ladybug: I just pulled the best prank ever!

Chat: What did you do?

LB: I told Kid Flash that Batman knows his secret. He ran away squealing like a pig!

CN: What was his secret?

LB: NO IDEA!

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Mari: Telemarketers are fun!

Alya: Oh no. ': | What did you say?

M: I just told the truth!

A: What did you /say/?

M: They asked me if I wanted a free iPod, I told them that my, self built, laptop can hack the Justice League better than any iPod. They hung up.

A: YOU HACKED THE JUSTICE LEAGUE!?

M: That's old news! I did that last year!

A: WHAT!?

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Wally: I JUST ASKED A GIRL TO THE SCHOOL DANCE BECAUSE I MADE A JOKE ABOUT HOW I'M HOTTER THAN KID FLASH!

Wally: SHE SAID THAT I SHOULD GET OVER MYSELF, THAT I'M NOWHERE NEAR HIS LEVEL!

Dick: I wish you could hear how loud I'm laughing right now!

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Ladybug: A little gasoline, a blowtorch, no problem!

Chat: What?

LB: OMFG! Chat! That was meant for my brother!

CN: I don't even want to know!

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Dick: The universe might not always be fair, but at least it has a hilarious sense of humor!

Mari: You saying that me being locked in a freezer's funny!?

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Mari: Pull out my headphones, and I'll pull out your heart!

Alya: Uhhhh…

Ma: Sooooo sorry! That was meant for Wally!

Al: Who's Wally?

Ma: My brother's best friend and partner in crime.

Al: Oh.

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Danny: Guess what?

Tucker: DUDE! IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!

Da: Well, I wanna tell you about this dream I just had!

T: Fine. But only if it'll make you go to sleep!

Da: So Shrek turned into a girl, I don't know how, and he/she asked Fiona if she was okay with it and she said "Of course I'm okay with it! I'm biSHREKsual!"

Da: I woke up laughing and crying. I think Jazz wants to put me in Arkham now!

T: You woke me up for that!?

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Danny: You break my sisters' heart and I'll break your neck!

Chat: What?

Da: Don't you 'What?' me, Chat!

Da: You hurt Bug, and I'll make your life a living hell!

CN: HOW MANY BROTHERS DOES SHE HAVE!?

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Mari: Your dying words just might end up being "I'm going ghost!" with how much you say it!

Dick: Wrong bro, Mari!

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Chat: Apparently, I had an aunt that kept a taser on her in a hidden compartment until the day she died.

LB: Me too! It wasn't a taser, though. It was a butcher knife!

CN: That explains things.

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Dick: Babs just said that someone's girlfriend has 67 protons! I'm laughing so hard right now that my stomach hurts!

Mari: SHE CALLED HIS GIRLFRIEND A HOE!?

Di: YES!

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I'm sooooo sorry that it's been so long since I last updated this! Honestly, I have no excuse as to why.