So, just to recap, Jack was on board the Dutchman and the rest of us were on the Pearl and we were all headed into the swirling vortex of terror kindly left to us by Tia.

So I wasted no time in swinging myself over to the Dutchman in the hopes of rescuing Jack. Lizzie and Will, on the other hand, decided that was the perfect time to get married. So while they were busy with their nuptials I was busy fighting off fish people left right and centre. I even bumped into my dad. It took him a while to recognise me, even when I asked him why he never sent me a present, but once he realised who I was, and stopped trying to kill me, all he said was "So William tells me you're in love with Jack Sparrow". Thanks bro.

Anyway, then who should come over but Barbossa (apparently the newlyweds were making him feel ill) and he joined me in my fight against the fish. Now I've never been a huge fan of Barbossa, mainly because he was always trying to kill Jack, who, I suppose I should tell you, I was head over heels in love with by this point in the story. Can you blame me?

Anyway, when we did finally find Jack he had the heart of Davy Jones in his hand (I know, gross right?) and you will not believe me when I tell you this, I myself could not believe it at the time. But firstly, I suppose I should explain what was going through my head in that moment, I had finally worked out why Jack had wanted to get on board the Dutchman, he had been planning all along to stab the heart, to become the Captain of the Flying Dutchman. To leave us all, to leave me, for a life of immortality. So all of this was running through my head as Jack stood there with the heart in his hand. But then, he looked at me, he looked right into my eyes, and I can't describe the look on his face clearly enough to you, but it was riddled with doubt, with fear, with what I thought might be affection, but mostly it was a face that was having second thoughts.

My face, on the other hand, looked like the one Will used to make when he saw Elizabeth in a new dress.

And Davy Jones saw, he saw me and he saw Jack looking at each other like this and he said "Ah, love…" and to this day I still don't know if he was just talking about me, or both of us.

But I didn't have time to ponder over his statement then because he lunged at me, and I don't know what happened next, I tried to fight him off but I didn't even have to because Barbossa had stabbed him from behind, not that it really made any difference, but Jones was getting a little sick of people stabbing him so he turned on Barbossa.

Barbossa didn't stand a chance. The sword was through his heart before I had even reached Jack's side. (And believe me, it never takes me long to do that).

So, Barbossa was dying, Jack was still frozen holding the heart, I was trying to assess the situation. And then my father showed up, the loon, and took the heart right out of Jack's hand with nothing but a "You be good to my daughter you hear?" and I was so embarrassed I almost forgot that there were several people trying to kill me on board that ship.

So, and this is where it gets really exciting, my Dad takes Jack's knife, puts it in Barbossa's hand and stabs the heart with it, (which was lucky because at the time I was the only thing between Jones' sword and Captain Jack).

So Jack grabbed me then, and for a second I hoped he might kiss me, but no such luck, instead he made a parachute out of one of sails and he flew back to the Pearl.

When we got there Will and Elizabeth had disappeared below deck and the rest of the crew were anxious to skedaddle. But instead we decided to stay and destroy Beckett's ship first, which we did, with a little help from the Dutchman, fish-free and captained by Barbossa.

So, we had a little party, that went for several days and then we headed for Tortuga again to stock up on rum.

I suppose you are hoping for a happy ending here, but I'm afraid I have no such thing for you.

So you see, we were on board the Pearl, berthed in Tortuga. After a night of dancing Gibbs had fallen asleep on the quay. I'm not sure where Jack was. But Will and Elizabeth, who had finally emerged from their cabin informed us that they were taking the ship. Yep, the witless wonders had decided on a mutiny.

I, of course, was not keen on the idea, so they told me I had the choice to stay with them, and they would leave in the next ten minutes, or stay with Jack, which everyone found highly amusing.

So I jumped off the Pearl and started sprinting around Tortuga, yelling Jack's name. I searched for him everywhere until I was sure the ten minutes were long over and I ran back to the dock. I saw Gibbs; he was walking with a girl on each arm.

"Where's Jack?" I asked (though yelled would be a better word)

He merely pointed at the quayside.

I was there in less than a minute. The Pearl was gone. So was Jack. I could still see his dingy and I called his name one final time. I don't know if he heard me or not. Either way, he didn't stop.