Emos are only standing in the way of our country's growth and evolution.
So are goths... like Hermes. She's goth. She even dyed her hair to look like cherry cola...
She wears black eyeliner and black lipstick, and lacy Victorian dresses. SHe listens to goth music like Marilyn Mandon and Green Day. They are gothic.
"It's pretty nipply in here," said Dean (Martin no jk)
"Yeah" said Ginny. Dean looked over and thought about the Mexican wars.
Calhoun.
Ionic Bonding (M & NM):
Harry ran in waving the Fruits Basket manga in the air. The gothic Hermaphobe ran up to him and slit his wrists... Harry thought of his father and he laughed. Donna is a lumberjack just like our teacher.
Convalent Bonding (e- between NM and/or M):
Suddenly, Hermaphrodite was falling in a spiral of her own depression. All the pain she felt in her past just hit her in that one instant.
In that one painful instant, she fell in love with Harry Potter, the man she couldn't have because he was gay and she was a lesbian. She knew it would never work.
Harry dropped his pencil and walked away.
Herpes ran to the fallen pencil. Harry Potter touched this pencil with his hands. She blushed and looked around. When she saw nobody looking she shoved it in her pocket and ran to her bedroom. it was empty besides Crookshanks. She did pleasureable things to herself with it.
Just as she came, Ginny walked in.
"Hermafro?" she asked. "What are you doing?"
Herma looked up at her, and Ginny started to cry tears of blood.
Hermaphone laughed cruelly and waved her contract in the air.
"This is failure on paper!" she screamed.
"B-but..." Ginny cried tears of butter. Hermambulance chuckled seductively and curled her fingers in Ginny-talia's direction. Tears of urine fell from her eyes (lol). She walked over and crawled on top of Hernando.
As they had lezzo sex, Miley Cyrus laughed cruelly and took a sip of her brandy.
Hermohorse, Queen of the Herm dynasty and the Hermonese people lifted her arms and a tidal wave rose behind her, sweeping away Ginny and everybody but Harry. They stood facing each other in one of those vast desert plains where Dragonball Z fights usually happen.
"Harry..." Hermoplant looked up at him. In his sparkling green eyes, she saw despair.
What do you want for dinner tonight? Let's order Hermonese. Yeah okay let's do that. I want an eggroll and spicy pork chicken.
"Hermosexual, this won't work out." said Harry. He looked over at the waves crashing on to the shore. Her tears spilling down her cheeks as she said goodbye. And with a gust of the wind he blinked and she was gone. Harry looked up, a storm was overhead, and he should probably get back to the cabin.
He thought of his pet gopher and cried with grief.
Snoop Dogg looked up at the greasy sky. It was raining bacon and his eyes swelled with grease. Luna stepped onto the balcony of his room. She was wearing cabbages and turnips around her neck and on her ears.
Through the falling bacon he could hear hundreds of footsteps from thestrals eating from Hagrid's garden.
Hermosaurus was chasing them, flailing her arms in the air. She caught up to them and drank their blood, like the vampiric caveman that she was.
He looked back at Luna, pencils and paper hanging around her neck and on her ears. She was such a crazy girl. But that's what he loved about her. I mean, there's fucking toilets around her neck and on her ears for god's sake!! She opened her teeth but nothing came out... besides a couple of rats... then she pooped and he cried.
Chilld Willy the Penguin flapped it's wings at a picture of Robert Pattinson doing the tango with Billy Ray Cyrus.
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