DISCLAIMER: If I owned the PJO series would I be writing for the internet? I'm kidding! I shant now and will I ever own PJO! I'm a girl, not a Rick R.!

Chapter Six: I Watch TV With Apollo

"What- but- how- NO!" Aphrodite kept screaming about me becoming a god. Honestly I didn't want to be there. "This is all stupid!" I shouted. "Hmm... I want a cookie..."

Zeus glarded at me. "I know I'm perfect now stop staring at me." I shouted at him and it brought back memories of Nico. I sighed at the thought. "What did you just say to me?" Zeus bellowed in rage. I rolled my eyes. "Look, I don't like being a god as much as you like me being a god okay?" I said to Zeus.

He looked shocked, "You don't want to be a god?" He asked shocked.

"Why would I? You treat mortals like trash, ignore most of your kids, the kidds you do claim mostly die a horrible and painful death, and you just think your better than everyone else!" I shouted at him. He got really mad. I stood there with my arms crossed and looked at him as if waiting for a reply. "And you mess mortals and demigods lives, we didn't ask for any of this crap but no! We get used and told what to do from the day we start camp. I hate everyone of you here exept for Apollo, Hermes, Athena, and Hades. You know why? Because they are the only ones who haven't tried to mess with me! I don't care if you jack with some poor French chick's heart but you sure as hell wouln't jack with mine, I am leaving now." I said/ screamed/ yelled/ asked/ what ever elsed.

Zeus zapped me with the master bolt and I grabbed it with my hand. "You know what? I am really tempted to through you into Tarturas right now mister bolt man." I said irritated. I popped myself to LA and found a cool hotel and crashed on the bed, watching TV. I saw a flash and four gods were standing in the room. One looked like a surferish person, another looked like Annabeth, the other had on a jogging suit and had a cell phone in his hand, the other looked like Nico, awe the amazing Nico comes into my mind once again...

I turned back to the TV. The surferish guy sat in a chair next to the window and watched TV with me while the girl, I assumed was Athena, glared at him in shock. The guy in the jogging suit, Hermes, sat down on the bed and watched TV too.

The guy I assumed was Hades leaned up against the wall and enjoyed the darkness of the room. "Really?" Athena screamed. "Yup," We all said at once. I changed the channel to teenick (I honestly love that channel but I hate degrassi! I LOVE Big Time Rush!) and left it there. I watched the awesome guys of Big Time Rush (IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!) run the PALM WOODS 500. I looked at the surferish dude, "Who are you exactly?" I asked. He rolled his eyes like I should know.

"Apollo?" I guessed and he nodded. I chuckled. For the next thirty minutes I watched BTR try to get random jobs... well all exept for James, who wanted to be a male model or something. (I THINK I GOT THE EPISODE RIGHT! SORRY IF I DIDN'T!)

"Well this has been refreshing but why are you here?" I asked the four most random gods ever. "Zeus wants you on Olympus." Athena replied.