FURRIES AND DARK LORDS ON MARIO KART
Chapter 7: Choco Mountain
"We wish to enter this race too!" said the Joker. He stood with the Penguin, the Riddler, and Catwoman.
"I'll enter on the side of the furries," said Batman. "I must stop these criminals from taking over the world."
"Then let Round 7 begin!" said Mario.
They raced through Choco Mountain. Count Dooku shot three green shells at Saruman. One hit him in the back and took off his first balloon. Saruman chased after Dooku with a vengeance, shooting fireballs at him.
The Joker got ahead of the Lord of the Nazgûl and tried to catch up to Voldemort, who was only behind Vader and Tails. The Joker got a Bullet Bill and fired at Voldemort. He hit Voldemort directly and Voldemort lost a balloon. The Joker moved ahead.
Flicker, Flame, Blaze, and Burnevere all happened to get the fireball item. They saw the Penguin, the Riddler, and Catwoman ahead of them. They shot fireballs at them, causing them all to lose their first balloons.
Batman got a star and smashed into the Penguin, knocking him into the ravine, and he was destroyed.
Wolf got a Bowser shell and shot it at Catwoman and the Riddler. It took off their second balloons, and then bounced back and hit Catwoman again, taking her third balloon, and she was destroyed.
Boulders fell from a higher area, hitting the Riddler and Sebulba, destroying both as they had one balloon at the time.
Fox got a Bob-omb. He threw it at Gothmog, who was just ahead of him. The Bob-omb blew up Gothmog, destroying him.
Falling boulders hit Crabbe, taking off his last balloon and destroying him.
"NO!" said Malfoy and Goyle.
Zam got several speed boosts in a Super Mushroom she stole from Gorbag, and caught up to the Joker. The Joker fired a red shell at her, and she was destroyed.
Tails won the race, with Vader in second, the Joker in third, Voldemort in fourth, and the Lord of the Nazgûl in fifth. Sauron was in dead last, as usual, just like his team.
SCORE:
Team Furry: 70
Team Palpatine: 36
Team Sauron: 0
Team Voldemort: 24
Team United Underworld: 3
Introducing: Batman, the Joker, the Riddler, the Penguin, and Catwoman from Batman
