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Lady Estel: I think it's now time for Cat splatting oh and er...surprises. (In background, her husband is celebrating and dragging poor Trieze around the place, dancing, supposedly.)

Lord Estel: Wahoo! (He squeezes his wife and kisses her on the cheek. She stops him from anything else by moving quickly to her story.)

Lady Estel: To the story before any thing else happens.

Scabby looked pretty shaken up. Mind you with Simon still exhausted from the 1000 feet climb, Gemini wasn't surprised.

`'Allo, sweetstuff, he ain't `avin' no kittens with ye, cuz one of us is.'

`I remember reading a book, Chloe had let me read that the female species of cat is the boss when it comes to mating.'

Scabby and Simon didn't listen; she heard the howls from Scabby and then the hisses from Simon, showing the showdown. Scabby lunged and grabbed Simon by the scruff of his neck, Simon was trying to kick him in the ballocks. Though Gemini knew that Simon was used to fighting fair, she wasn't certain about Scabby. Scabby had made a deep scratch across Simon's belly, Though Simon wasn't about to give up he grabbed the brute by his neck and tore open the alley cat's jugular. (Lord. E: Hmm, half werewolf?) The cats looked at the remains of their leader and charged at Simon, claws and teeth ripped through his fur and flesh. Suddenly a flash came from no where and a white cat came thrashing through that light, red eyes blazing, going through the forest of cats. His claws made from solid steel (Lady. E My Cat.), started ripping open every cat but Simon; he was a wreck, fur torn, blood every where, breathing shallow, flesh open, half an ear, and tail cut three quarters away from his
rump. The white cat was able to clear up the mess he made and thrown the bodies into a dump that was outside the window. The workmen, who had been using the dump for renovating the room Mr White was in, had noticed seven cat bodies, lying in the dump.

`Must be a Friday.' Said one to his comrade.

`Hmm...'

Up on the floor that the cats were in Gemini looked at the body of her boyfriend and listened for a heartbeat. The cat came back in and said in the tones of a demon.

HE SHALL LIVE, THEY WERE MAINLY DOMESTICATED, AND HAD THEIR NAILS CLIPPED.

`Who are you?'

I AM THE CAT OF THE GREATEST SORCERER KNOWN TO MAN AND CAT, LORD ESTEL'S PET, CATO. He looked a bit embarrassed. NOT A VERY GOOD NAME FOR A DEMON CAT, IS IT.

`So, like Tara is not a good name for a boy.' Cato looked confused ONLY GIRLS ARE CALLED TARA. Gemini blushed. She heard a groan, Simon had awoken.

`How did you come here?' she asked. WHY YOUR LOVE BROUGHT ME HERE!

She turned to look at the badly beaten Simon who had managed to get up.

`Simon, you brought a demon cat?'

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Lord E: Well that was good (picks up a foul tempered cat, Cato, and stares at him with blue and his red eye.) You're a star, puss. (Dodges as it tries to scratch him, Lady E comes in.)

Lady E: You'd better apologise to young Trieze (though she is 14 yrs old.) he will not get out of his Gundam.

(Lord E goes to try and persuade him to get out of the gundam seeing as some hobbits have just appeared at the gates and are wondering what the heck the thing is.) Please I've asked you this many times REVIEW!!!!