Disclaimer: Not mine, got it? By the way, that plot I had 'figured out' is most definitely gone now and never coming back, so I'll work on it until a new one comes to me. So that will be mine… eventually.
A/N: YAYYY! Time for a new chapter! Hopefully, this will be as funny as the old ones. As usual, the list of fonts used for the characters in this chapter (which is back in note form):
Alice
FRANK
Arthur
MOLLY
Remus
Peter
LIBRARY…
Ugh, I hate these librarians! I can't stand how we can't talk. It's lunch time for Pete's sake! – Alice
What's that about me? – PP
OH. DEAR. MERLIN! PETER, I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THAT. AND HOW IS IT THAT YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO GET AHOLD OF THIS PARCHMENT?! – FRANK
Yes, and can't you read? She said 'for Pete's sake.' It has NOTHING to do with you; you just want a reason to get in on our conversation. – Arthur
Yess, well, getting back to librarian evil… - Alice
YES, I AGREE. THEY ARE TERRIBLE. WHY MUST WE PASS NOTES WHEN WE AREN'T IN CLASS? EVEN WORSE, IT is LUNCH TIME, LIKE YOU SAID, AND WE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TALK IN THE LIBRARY AT LUNCH – FRANK
No, we shouldn't. Students come here to work, even at lunch. There are plenty of other places to talk. – Remus, the sensible one
Oh, here we go with the titles. I thought we were done with that… until we see Potter and Black again, in any case. And Frank, it's not happening. – Alice
BUT SPEAKING OF WHICH, ARTHUR, WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND, ANYWAY?
Remus, what's mandrake root again? – Arthur
Arthur, the potions essay has nothing to do with mandrake root. – Remus
It doesn't? – Arthur
HAVE YOU EVEN WRITTEN ANYTHING?! – MOLLY
Only your name and the words 'I can't believe it' over and over on his 'essay' paper. – Alice
ARTHUR!!!!! – MOLLY
Thanks Alice – Arthur
No problem. Has anyone besides Frank done the essay? – Alice
I'm almost through with mine. – Remus
WHY WON'T SHE LOVE ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Uhhhhhh, Frank? – Alice
I WROTE THAT ON THE NOTE PARCHMENT? – FRANK
Kind of. – Peter
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Anyone? –Peter
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Anyone? –Peter
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Anyone? –Peter
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Anyone? –Peter
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Fine then! Just do your homework then! I'll just s
I'm leaving. You all had better hurry too. It's almost time for Defense Against the Dark Arts. – Alice
I'll come too. This homework session turned into a… well, anyway. And I thought you guys only snatched the parchment from me. It makes me feel le
Nah, we're still gonna snatch it from you, Re-re. – Alice
ALICE, CAN YOU PLEASE JUST LISTEN TO ME? I AM MA
No, Frank. Don't even ask. And see, Re-re? I'm snatching it from everyone. 'Cause I just wanna say what I need to and get outta here. Buh-bye now; see you all in Defense Against the Dark Arts.
A/N: So yeah, that wasn't funny at all except for the Re-re part, but that's because Sirius, James, and Lily are in the infirmary… Next chapter will be much funnier, I promise.
Detention Tally:
James - 6
Sirius - 6
Arthur - 1
Frank - 1
