Exchange of Insanity

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Chapter 7: Day 6: Random Insanity

At the West Coast Avengers Mansion…

"Get back here and die!"

Persiana screamed that out loud as she was chasing Falcon throughout the house with Crisis' sword. Leon was right behind them,

"Farrah, put my sword down!"

The white-haired cat-girl shouted,

"Not until I cleave that little bastard for what happened! I swear he's dead!"

Falcon shouted,

"It's not my fault! Redwing just acts like that sometimes!"

A near miss caused the avian teen to scream and put on an extra burst of speed. Farrah shouted,

"That perv bird of yours took my top off when I was sunbathing! You're lucky Leon gave me his shirt!"
Leon shook his head,

"You took it off of me."

Farrah stopped and turned around, purring,

"And it was so worth the effort, you sexy beast you. You really need to stop fighting me so much."

Falcon appeared behind a corner,

"Uh, so does that mean I'm off the hook?"
The fearless feline spun around, smiling calmly,

"No. I still am going to kill you, Sam."

Sam nodded,

"Ok, so I should just keep running right now, right?"

Farrah said,

"Yeah, you should."

And, the chase resumed. Tigra was walking around the corner and almost got run over by Falcon and the chasing mob. She shrugged,

"Well, he is a bird and I am a cat…"

She then gave chase as well…

Meanwhile, at the East Coast Avengers Mansion…

"AAAAHHHH!"

Captain America was being chased by Sersi…again. Thor flexed his muscles,

"What is wrong with her? Can she not see I am the better man?"

She-Hulk shook her head,

"I don't know about you, Thor, but Herc and Cap have better luck with the ladies than you do. Oh, by the way, how's Sif doing?"

The teen god of thunder nodded,

"Surprisingly well. I only wished she was here and-."

Just then, he felt a hard slap to the back of his head and, as he turned, he saw a raven-haired teen girl with a sword at her hip, and dressed in Asgardian battle armor. Thor swallowed,

"Oh, hi, Sif."

Sif folded her arms,

"What is this I hear that you are trying to impress Sersi?"

Her foot began tapping impatiently as Thor tried to think of something to say. Miss Marvel walked in at that moment,

"Hey, Thor. Who's the new girl?"

Sif turned around and sniffed,

"And what are you supposed to be?"

Carol said,

"I'm Miss Marvel."

The Asgardian swordswoman huffed,

"Another blonde. You are as shameless as Amora."

Carol blinked,

"What? You mean the Enchantress?"

Sif nodded,

"If that is what you call her. I will say you certainly take after her."

The blonde Air Force brat got near Sif,

"I'll have you know I'm as strong as Thor!"

The teen shook her head,

"And you are out to steal my boyfriend."

Carol laughed,

"Oh, please. You can have Thor. I have eyes for one man, and when Persiana and Satana see he belongs with me, he'll see I'm the classiest of all those girls."

Sif rolled her eyes,

"I am sure that is the case. But, know this; Thor belongs to me, and I will not have some pitiful mortal interfere."

She pushed Carol, and soon, it escalated into a cat-fight. Thor began staring as the two strong women fought. She-Hulk walked over to her teammate and leveled him in one punch. She then walked away as the two other girls kept going in their cat-fight…

Next Chapter:

The exchange ends, and both teams reflect on what they learned. Stay tuned, fellow readers!