Today, the gang learns very bad words! HAHA!

Well... I have another 'bleep-fest', so... I'm thinking of a sequel about Eggy or Niggy. Your choice. Choose wisely!

Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah, I own NOTHING.

Iggy's POV:

So, I found one problem in our plan. I WON'T work without Fang knowing.

So.......SHIT, SHIT, MOTHER-

IGGY!

Yes, MOTHER!

Better...

F**k you!

Heard that.

I don't give a shit.

Tsk, Tsk. You're getting nowhere.

I'll kick the shit outta ya to NOWHERE if you don't SHUT THE HELL UP!

Well THEN! Humph!

Still got it...

Where was I? Oh, yeah. I'm deciding to get Fang into the plan. We ALL know Fang loves Max. Even if you, the reader, stayed with us for a DAY you'd know... So...

"Ok, I'll ask him," Nudge said.

"I'll come too," I replied.

Fang was taking a nap in the bunks after the Atlanta concert and we were on our way to the next venue, DC BABY! HAHA!

We crept inside and shook Fang awake.

"Wha?" he asked groggily.

We explained the plan to him. (A/N: You think I'd actually tell you, f**kheads)!

"Well...Seems good. I'll do it," he said.

"GREAT!"

Max stirred in the other bunk.

"Close call, d**k," he said to me.

"What's a d**k?" Nudge asked. (A/N: HAHA! Nudge, YOU are the f**khead)!

"DON'T REPEAT THAT!"

"Repeat what?" Max asked.

"Shit!" Fang said under his breath.

"A VERY bad word!" I said.

"Fang?" she asked bluntly.

"Yes?"

"F**K! YOU!"

"That away, MAX. So I can't say d**k and you go off saying' F**K?"

"WHAT ARE THESE WORDS!?!?!?" Nudge yelled. Ha.

"Away now!"

(A/N: HAHA)!

Wow, a total bleep-fest.

(A/N: Speaking of Total: HE GOT MARRIED! 'To who?' you ask. AKILA! I think...YES!"

Fang's POV:

I MIGHT GET TOGETHER WITH MAX! AFTER our bleep-fest!

"I don't give a shit!"

"Well...F**K YOU!"

"UGH..."

We instantly burst out laughing.

"Well. That was fun..."

"It WAS fun."

"We should do it more."

"That's what she said!"

"Ew." (A/N: LOLZ to Fang! N-I-C-E!)!

"Ok...Suck it up. I bet Nudge, Angel, or Gazzy have NO IDEA what that means."

"True. They also don't know what (VERY, VERY BAD WORDS. INSERT HERE!), mean."

"True..."

"Haha!" I heard Iggy laugh.

"How the hell?" I mouthed to Max.

She shrugged.

"STOP EAVESDROPPING, YOU LITTLE F- I MEAN, BLEEP!"

I hit the door and I heard Iggy yell.

We both laughed REALLY HARD. I mean I fell out of my TOP bunk. I only laughed harder. I was on the ground almost crying. I –HAHA-DON'T–HAHA- LAUGH –HAHA-THIS –HAHA-HARD!

"Ok-HAHA! I'm dying." I said.

"Yeah –haha-HAHA- me –HAHA-too."

I opened the door and walked in to the main room-thingy.

"Hey!"

"Nice nap?" Iggy asked sarcastically.

"Yeah, fag."

"What does f-"

"DON'T!"

"Ok, but what does it mean?"

"It's a VERY bad word for idiot. I'm surprised you don't know it by now."

"Ok."

"Don't use very often."

"OK! FAG!"

(A/N: Gazzy, dude. Hahaha!

"Gazzy."

"You said 'Don't use very often'." He imitated Max's voice.

"LOLZ!" said Nudge.

"Yeah." Said Iggy.

FAG! FAG! FAG! FAG! FAG! FAG! FAG! FAG! FAG!

"ANGEL!"

"Fag?"

"NO!!!!!"

D****EBAG FAG!

"HOW DO YOU KNOW?"

She pointed to Max.

"MAX? When have you said-" I whispered the rest to her.

"Oh, um... Well to my ex."

"Oh? Tell."

"All he wanted was 'sex, sex, sex' in the end."

"He is a-" I whispered the rest to her.

She nodded.

Gazzy's POV:

WHAT THE HECK ARE ALL THESE INAPPROPRIAT WORDS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Angel's: POV:

Fag! Fag! Fag! Fag! Fag! Fag! Fag! Fag! Fag! Fag! Fag!Fag! Fag! Fag! Fag! Fag! Fag! Fag! Fag! Fag! HAHA!

Iggy's POV:

D***EBAG FAG?

Nudge's POV:

Wow!