Me: (walks in) Hey guy, how's it going?
BTVS cast: Well, we actually kinda missed you.
Me: Really?
BTVS cast: No!
Me: Hurtful. Listen up maggots, we only got three reviews; see if you weaklings can survive for that long.
Xander: What made you so mad?
Me: (turns with red eyes and is breathing fired) SHUT UP!
The Trio: I kinda like him this way.
Me: NEVER LOOK IN MY EYES! (Calms down) Anyway, first review is from Batamut:
(looking Amused): Xander isn't in the cast list does that mean I cannot
ask/dare/befriend/torture him?
Oh well put Warren under simultaneous a castration curse,regeneration spell
that doesn't numb pain and "keep him conscious" spell for as long as Anya
feels it worthy as anything she has done as a Justice Demon
Me: Whoops, but yes, torture him till he melts, I don't care.
Xander: Hey!
Me: Shut maggot. I refuse to do that, not even I'm that cruel. (snaps fingers and Warren's under a castration spell)
Warren: Oh God.
Me: But I am that sadistic. This calls for pointing and laughing!
Everyone except Warren: ( points and laughs)
Me: When should I stop?
Anya: Two days.
Spongebob Announcer: 5 days later.
Me:(lifts curse)
Warren: (3 day rotting corpse on the floor)
Me: (blasts corpse then revives him) Welcome back.
Warren: Never do that again.
Me: (Eyes go black and demonic aura swirling around me) THE EYES!
Warren: Forgive me! (jumps back and cowers)
Me: That's what I thought. Next review from the one, the only SPUFFYHOLIC:
I want Mayor Wilkins and Faith to have 1 hour alone. To.. talk, or something. And i want Buffy and Spike to take a trip to Sweden! :D
Me: Alright, I'll send to a restaurant and if you make any attempt to escape, I'll tie you down give you a stay-alive potion, cut off your heads, and dump fire and bullet ants in your body. Got it?
Faith and Mayor: Yes.
Me: (Teleports them away) As for you two, think of this as an pre-marriage honeymoon. (Teleports them away too) Next time I update their trips will be discussed. See ya! (looks to the right) Hey, get out of here.
Piccolo: (looks confused and walks back out)
