Me: (walks in) Hey guy, how's it going?

BTVS cast: Well, we actually kinda missed you.

Me: Really?

BTVS cast: No!

Me: Hurtful. Listen up maggots, we only got three reviews; see if you weaklings can survive for that long.

Xander: What made you so mad?

Me: (turns with red eyes and is breathing fired) SHUT UP!

The Trio: I kinda like him this way.

Me: NEVER LOOK IN MY EYES! (Calms down) Anyway, first review is from Batamut:

(looking Amused): Xander isn't in the cast list does that mean I cannot
ask/dare/befriend/torture him?

Oh well put Warren under simultaneous a castration curse,regeneration spell
that doesn't numb pain and "keep him conscious" spell for as long as Anya
feels it worthy as anything she has done as a Justice Demon

Me: Whoops, but yes, torture him till he melts, I don't care.

Xander: Hey!

Me: Shut maggot. I refuse to do that, not even I'm that cruel. (snaps fingers and Warren's under a castration spell)

Warren: Oh God.

Me: But I am that sadistic. This calls for pointing and laughing!

Everyone except Warren: ( points and laughs)

Me: When should I stop?

Anya: Two days.

Spongebob Announcer: 5 days later.

Me:(lifts curse)

Warren: (3 day rotting corpse on the floor)

Me: (blasts corpse then revives him) Welcome back.

Warren: Never do that again.

Me: (Eyes go black and demonic aura swirling around me) THE EYES!

Warren: Forgive me! (jumps back and cowers)

Me: That's what I thought. Next review from the one, the only SPUFFYHOLIC:

I want Mayor Wilkins and Faith to have 1 hour alone. To.. talk, or something. And i want Buffy and Spike to take a trip to Sweden! :D

Me: Alright, I'll send to a restaurant and if you make any attempt to escape, I'll tie you down give you a stay-alive potion, cut off your heads, and dump fire and bullet ants in your body. Got it?

Faith and Mayor: Yes.

Me: (Teleports them away) As for you two, think of this as an pre-marriage honeymoon. (Teleports them away too) Next time I update their trips will be discussed. See ya! (looks to the right) Hey, get out of here.

Piccolo: (looks confused and walks back out)