A/N: Bolded, underlined, and italics indicate Naruto's thoughts that Kyuubi cannot hear.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did I'd put in Kenta but alas.

Warnings: BLOOD! Lots of blue (and a bit of purple), YAOI, mpreg, and swear words.

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Kenta walked out of the steam filled room, drying his hair with a blue towel. (A/N: There is a LOT of blue in this house, anyone wanna guess what Kenta's favorite color is? You get a plushie!)

He glided downstairs, He glided downstairs, feeling relaxed and replenished after his long shower, he didn't even want to bother his new roommate anymore.

Kenta sighed, as he strolled down the clean hallway to the sparkling kitchen...

WAIT A SEC! CLEAN???????????

(I need a break, sips a cup of tea)

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY FREAKIN' HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kenta screamed, gawking at the sight of his unfamiliar house.

Everything was so clean, it was horrid. He could see the flippin' floor!

Wait? He had a carpet?

Kenta sniffed the air, trying to find the odor he was familiar with, but no avail all he could smell was girly flowers! Where was the MAN scent he had worked so hard to obtain? (A/N: kukukuku)

An extremely loud yell was heard from the small blue house. Birds flew off their perches, and Konoha citizens turned to the loud roar, wincing at the noise, then resumed their business' cautiously

"My poor dirt, my poor ramen cups, my moldy dinners..." Kenta sobbed, graveling over his terribly tragic losses.

'What's wrong?' Naruto asked innocently.

Kenta swung his index finger at the adorable blond.

"YOU!" Kenta raged, "YOU KILLED MY BABIES!" (talk about drama queen)

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Babies?

Don't ask Kyuubi, I think this kid is mental.

HAH! Good luck living with him!

Kami, SAVE ME!

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'All I did was clean up the pig-sty you called home!'Naruto shouted at the ungrateful brat's face.

"Who said I wanted it clean women!" Kenta retorted.

'Damn it! I'm not a freakin' girl!'

"You expect me to believe that? ONLY WOMEN CLEAN!"

' You expect me NOT TO CLEAN?! The bacteria could've killed me in my sleep!' Naruto retorted

Not that I wouldn't have minded...

"YOU KILLED MY BABIES!" Kenta cried.

'They weren't even ALIVE!' Naruto exclaimed.

"They had sentimental value! Some of my babies have been there since I was three!"

Gross...

Naruto was on the verge of losing his lunch, the nauseating images set in his head starting to kick in.

Naruto looked like he was going to throw up, heck he felt it coming!

So he ran to the nearest toilet, slamming the door behind him, leaving Kenta looking confused.

Kenta could hear the relching sounds coming from the small bathroom, and he winced.

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"Are you okay in there?" Kenta said pressing his ear to he door making sure that Naruto was still making noises, he could hear the sounds of upchucking through the bathroom door, confirming Naruto was still alive.

Flashes of his mother throwing up flew into his brain, flashes of blood, tears and sadness.

Kenta paled, "Oka-san..."

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Naruto felt light-headed, he looked into the stained toilet, it wasn't the white puke he was familiar with, it was a dark crimson liquid.

It was blood...

He closed his eyes, and put his hand to his stomach.

'Your happiness is my happiness , your happiness is my pain...' Naruto whispered as a tear rolled down his cheek.

He closed his eyes and fell into darkness...

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Kenta heard a 'thud' and his eyes widened.

"To Hell with privacy! It's MY house!" As he started bashing the door in.

Bash, Bash, Bash, Bash, Bash, Bash, Bash, Bash, Bash, Bash, Bash, Bash, Bash, Bash, Bash,

It finally opened, or in this case got bashed down. And Kenta let his eyes wander the room, there his eyes fell to a sight that was our poor Naruto.

"Oka-san..." Kenta whispered with a horrified face.

Just as soon as he was horrified he became consumed with concern. He rushed over to Naruto and examined him, soon deeming that Naruto was quite unconscious.

Kenta quickly picked him up and hurried out of his bathroom, missing the sight of the bloodied toilet.

Kenta picked him up bridal style and to his surprise Naruto was really light.

"What's wrong with him? A grown man should way a lot more than this..." Kenta whispered as he climbed up the stairs.

He slammed opened his guest room door and laid Naruto down gently onto the soft bed.

"Rest well Uzumaki-san." Kenta said with a small smile on his face as he looked at Naruto's peaceful sleeping face.

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In Naruto's mind...

It was pitch black until a small light shined on Kyuubi's human face.

Kit...

Kit...

Kit...

How are you feeling?...

Are you alright?...

Where am I?...

In your mind kit. Kyuubi said gently.

Naruto looked around.

Heh, Sasuke always said my mind was empty, I never thought it was this empty. Naruto said with a pain-filled smile on his face.

"Empty like my heart."

Oh, Kit... Kyuubi said as he stared down at Naruto who was currently laying down in the dark abyss he called his mind.

What's wrong with me?

Your child senses your pain, and he's out to get revenge.

HAH! Good one Fox!

But seriously Kit, be careful and when you wake up, EAT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

But I'm not hungry.

You're not, but me and your child are! You're not the only one who lives in your body!

Whoever heard of three people living in one body.

One person, one baby, and the all powerful fox demon, in one body. Kyuubi corrected.

Naruto rolled his eyes.

Oh and kit?

Yea?

I want pancakes when you wake up, non of that ramen shit you call food.

Fine! Naruto said rather rudely in my opinion.

Kyuubi? Care to explain why I'm laying down?

You are tired, and coming in here puts a strain on your body.

Ok, can I wake up now? I want those pancakes.

Fine kit.

As Naruto disappeared Kyuubi looked concerned...

I wasn't kidding kit, he's out for revenge...

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Naruto woke up to the bright shining sun with a smile on his face.

'Pancakes HERE I COME!' Naruto shouted enthusiastically as he walked to the bathroom, which was conveniently located right across his room.

He walked into the purple bathroom. (HAH! PURPLE! Not blue! Victory dance)

And headed straight for the shower, and missing the mirror with his pale reflection.

He stripped off his clothes to reveal his thin and feminine figure and walked into the shower.

He turned the shower on hot, and began to bask in the warmth.

I've seen happiness...

I've seen the sun...

I've finally seen love, but...

Naruto sang what his heart was feeling, while applying on his scentless shampoo and scrubbing his hair.

What is sadness like?...

I have yet seen the moon...

I've been disowned by the world...

Downstairs Kenta could hear the angelic singing of his blond house-mate. He let a smile grace his face.

"I guess the he/she is feeling better." He said.

I will wander...

Wondering what I've yet to see...

But I finally notice...

Naruto sang, while the steam surrounded him.

I'm invisible

I've yet to be seen...

By you.

Invisible...

Naruto turned off the shower tap, and with a towel tied to his waist he picked up his dirty clothes and walked to his bedroom.

Once in, he tossed the clothes in a corner and walked to the window.

He saw kids playing by the lake, swallows singing their tune to the wind, and the sun still shining radiantly.

Naruto opened the window to be graced by a gently lake breeze, he then turned to his closet and from his wardrobe picked out a red t-shirt and white ninja pants (like Sasuke's before he left with Orochimaru).

And after putting on his sandals, he picked up his laundry and walked downstairs humming the tune he sang previously.

After putting his laundry in the laundry room he headed to the kitchen, where Kenta was eating...

Ramen...

Naruto's eye twitched.

He briskly walked to the counter chair where Kenta's arse was seated and swiped away the ramen cup.

"Hey!" Kenta yelled, "I was eating that!"

"Yes, you WERE, but not anymore!" Naruto said with a fox-like smirk.

"I still WILL!" Kenta retorted grabbing for his ramen.

"Nope!" Naruto said as he tossed the ramen into the dark depths of the garbage.

Kenta stared with wide-eyes, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"No need to worry, I'll make breakfast!" Naruto said cheerfully. As he put on a usagi apron and took out ingredients and fresh fruit for pancakes.

Kenta sulked...

"I hope it burns!" Kenta mumbled.

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"Tada!" Naruto exclaimed.

Out on the kitchen table was a beautiful breakfast fit for a queen!

Two dishes of golden-brown pancakes the size of the base of a toilet plunger (A/N: bad example I know).

Drizzled with maple syrup, and to top it off, strawberries on top! The plate was beautifully decorated too! It had strawberry leaves, ripe raspberries, and more strawberries all around it.

The beverages consisted of fresh-squeezed orange juice and a pitcher of creamy white milk.

Kenta drooled...

"Well dig in!" Naruto exclaimed.

And dig in they did. When it was all said and done Naruto picked up the dishes and cups and hand-washed them. While Kenta stared at the pancakes in the garbage that Naruto had failed to eat.

Kenta made a quizzical face. Out of 6 pancakes Naruto had only managed to eat 4 while he ate all of them.

"Why didn't you eat all of your pancakes? They weren't that big." Kenta asked.

"I wasn't that hungry, plus I had a big lunch yesterday that still hasn't worn off yet." Naruto stated with a fake smile.

"Hn" Kenta said, but it stilled gnawed at the back of his mind.

It was a known fact that Naruto hadn't eaten at all yesterday...

After Naruto finished the dishes he walked to the living room, where he saw Kenta sitting by the window sill.

Naruto observed that he was quite different from yesterday: his hair wasn't grey like yesterday or black like the day before that, it was a light navy-blue. The dye had obviously worn out. His hair wasn't in a bowl shape anymore either, it was considerably shorter, but his bang reached his chin. (A/N: he only has a bang on the side of his face, the rest of his hair is like Kiba's.)

Also he wasn't in a leotard anymore, he was in a long kimono; He was wearing a white kimono underneath a light blue one that wasn't tied in anyway, shape, or form. The designs were of waves of water, the back also had the word onsen on the back.

What a weird thing to wear on a summer day.

Kenta tossed Naruto a package.

"Wear it" He stated, "I'll meet you at the lobby of the bath-house."

"Why?" Naruto questioned.

"Because you will be working for me at the hot springs starting today." Kenta replied.

Naruto gaped at him.

"Didn't think you'd live here for free did ya?" Kenta said with a devious smirk as he walked out the front door.

Naruto fumed with anger as he went to his room and opened the package. The thing it contained was the same thing Kenta wore only considerably shorter, and this one had a plain dark blue obi.

He did what he was told and put it on.

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At the bath-house lobby:

"Finally" Kenta complained.

Naruto looked at his kimono then to Kenta's.

"You Brat!" Naruto screamed, "Just because you are the manager, you get a longer kimono? This thing doesn't even go down to my knees!"

Kenta smirked, "Just because I'm the manager doesn't mean I get a different kimono."

"Then why does mine look so different?!" Naruto screamed.

"Because I'm a boy..." Kenta replied smugly.

"I'M NOT A FREAKIN' GIRL!!!!!!" Naruto exclaimed.

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Ello! Sorry for not updating, I was being lazy, tehehe. This has been one of my longest chapters and the future ones will be about this long, are you guys okay with that?

Here are some helpful things:

Usagi: Rabbit, bunny.

Onsen: Hot springs

Obi: A decorated band of cloth that is wrapped tightly around the torso, and tied at the back, used in a kimono.

I decided to end this with something funny because this story will turn sad quite soon.

Also Sasuke lovers the next chapter is all in Sasuke POV. You will also hear more about the other characters after this chapter. People such as Shikamaru, Gaara, Neji, Hinata, Kiba, Sai, Ino, Kakashi, Iruka, etc. (Plus kids!)

Thanks for the reviews! They are really appreciated!

Also please leave a kind word for savelove (my wonderful beta) she put in the big words.

Until then!