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Chapter 7

'EDWARD ELRIC… WOULD YOU CARE TO ENLIGHTEN ME PLEASE' Winry gestured to the scene whilst digging inside her bag, Ed suspected a very large wrench was going to appear. He knew she was angry but he couldn't understand why? He was only getting changed. But then he took a step back from the situation and tried to look at it from her point of view. Her boyfriend(he still did not like the term) was standing in the middle of a room with his trousers down with a blonde, big busted, pretty female in a mini skirt. It certainly did not help that she had turned around at the moment that he was wearing nothing below the waist.

'Shit.' he muttered.

'And why would you say that? Caught you have I? hmm? Well if you didn't want me Ed you could have at least said' she was hysterical. And he saw the wrench, he didn't even try and duck, but turns out she wasn't aiming for his head. All of a sudden his groin was once again in excruciating pain. He crumpled on the floor and just lay there in silence. He wasn't guilty of anything, he knew that however if he told anybody about the mini skirt rebellion that the females of the military were planning then he wouldn't just be in pain. Olivia Armstrong would have kill him, strangle him, circumcise him, stab him and thrown him from the top of Briggs and then bring him back to life just so she could do it all over again. He was in so much trouble. He would be lucky to get out of this alive, and to have Winry would be a bonus.

Just as he had given up complete hope he heard the most amazing sound in the world.

'Winry!!! Please stop this! It is not what you think! Look at the situation again Winry!' Hawkeye gestured toward the wet clothes on the floor.

Winry looked at the scene again and started to turn very very red. She looked at Edward Elric, the great Fullmetal Alchemist lying crumpled on the floor. But then she started to feel angry again.

'Edward why did you back down so quickly? What have you been doing? What have you got yourself into?' Winry walked over to him to retrieve the wrench. She kneeled down next to him and stared at him until he looked up.

'I can't tell you Winry, I want to live!' she stared at him in confusion. Usually he was shouting left right and centre just to try and convince everybody that he wasn't small, but now he was just defeated. She looked at Riza in hope maybe she could explain.

'well he has a point about wanting to live, it was either comply with the Major General or she would have most likely stabbed him… I suggest that you go and talk to her with Edward, because I can't tell you the plan Winry, I have swore not to tell. But when you know Winry, you will understand.'

In Winry's ears this sounded like a condescending preach and she was not appreciating it in the slightest. She gave a death stare to Riza, understood and left right away.

Ed looked up at Winry and smiled in hope that it would at least some of a mends with her.

'Winry, I'm sorry.' despite her anger and her want to dislike Edward right then she couldn't help but smile back. She helped him up and threw the trousers that had been abandoned on the floor for him to put on. She wanted to find out what was happening in the military. All she knew was that the females were acting strangely.

'Come on Ed, I think we need to go and visit the Major General.' He stood up straight and winced in pain, he would not be in proper working action for some time. She was already at the door he walked over and tried to take her hand.

'no Ed, I'm still angry' she snatched it away. He was not getting any affection until she knew the whole truth. He walked out of the door behind Winry cursing Mustang and his stupid law under his breath.

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When Riza had walked out of the door to see nobody she instantly started to worry about where the rest o the team were. She knew that they wouldn't go into the canteen, not after the incident with Falman. She walked around the corridors for a while until she found herself outside research rooms. She looked around and still nobody was around. She started to feel on edge and realised that for once she hadn't got her hand gun.

'damn mini skirt' she said under her breath.

'I quite like it' said a male voice.

'Who is there?' she looked around and still there was nobody.

'A friend.'

'if you are a friend then why are you not coming out of your little hiding place' She was feeling less brave than she felt, she felt a little alone and very vulnerable with out the gun. She still had the hand to hand combat if she needed it, but how long had it been since she had had to use that? She didn't remember.

In the corner of her eye she saw movement, she spun round to see an unknown officer.

'excuse me do I know you?'

'no, but you will, you central girls, whoa, with your little skirts' he looked her up and down and she got the distinct impression he was mentally undressing her. She felt sick.

He started to walk towards her, she took in his appearance, dark hair, tall but thin, gangly even, glasses, and broken teeth. He couldn't be from the north, he wouldn't have survived it, the south maybe? Or the west?. Defiantly not the east. She would have known him and he wouldn't have dared approach her, her Colonel, Fuhrer even, would have made sure of that and her reputation was nothing to scoff at. She stood her ground and ground out one sentence.

'I suggest that you come no closer soldier'

He didn't even hesitate. 'And what are you going to do about it lovely? How are you going to stop me? I would love to see you try, you have no weapon.'

He had noticed her obvious disadvantage, she felt like she was about two inches tall the way he was leering over her. She hadn't realised that she had been stepping back away from him until she hit the wall behind. His arms came up and rested on either side of her head blocking her way out.

'Knee to the bollocks should do it' she thought to herself.

She lifted her knee with one swift movement she made contact, however he did not release her, instead he sneered at her in a wolfish manner, she looked down and saw his hand clasped over her knee, she looked up at him, he was clearly stronger than she expected. She was used to being 'the Hawkeye'. Watching over others not being in hand to hand combat. From a distance was her speciality, this was not from a distance, this was far to close for her liking. She was scared, very scared. She wanted someone to come and save her…

But then she realised she was a lieutenant, she was good with a pistol, shot gun and rifle, she was one of the people the Fuhrer trusted with his back, 'one of the only' she corrected her self. She was not a wimpy, pathetic, stupid, horrifically naïve girl. She was Woman. And a soldier. And she was not going to be pushed around by this weak impression of a rake. She looked into his eyes and smiled at him. His hand was still clinging to her leg, however she still had both of her hands and one leg free. She leaned closer to him and breathed in deeply, her eyes closed and licking her lips. He was leaning in too.

'How stupid' she thought ' can he get, like I would' and with that thought she brought her fist up so quickly that he saw nothing coming, when she smacked him square in the mouth. He staggered back and glared at her, she walked towards him and stopped in front of him and brought up her leg so it hit him right between the legs. He howled in pain. If looks could kill she would have been dead. She started to walk away when she felt something pull her back by the hair, it didn't take a genius to work out who it was.

And so she screamed as loud as she could, spun around and slammed her fist into his left eye socket. He stumbled back clutching his eye.

'Lieutenant do you care to explain to me why this officer is staggering around looking like he has been beaten up?' She turned around to see Fuhrer Roy Mustang standing in front of her with Havoc, and Breda standing behind looking bewildered and (this pleased her) a little impressed.

'He broke the law Sir' she said as she stood to attention.

'which one Lieutenant?' he looked furious.

'The fraternization law Sir' she watched the colour from his face drain, she looked at Havoc and Breda and saw that they had changed colour.

'Right… Lieutenant you are dismissed.'

'with all due respect Sir I would rather stay' she moved to stand behind him and noticed that his back was shaking.

'So Soldier, Name! Rank! Explanation!' He shouted.

The Soldier looked at his Fuhrer and it took him a while before that it meant that he should be saluting right now and shouting his name and rank right back at him, but he was just to humiliated. He stood up straight (with great difficulty) lifted his hand to his forehead and saluted.

'Alec Duff! Sir! Rank: Sergeant!'

'And your reasoning for your actions?!'

'I have no reasoning Fuhrer!'

'Right then so you realise that you have not defended yourself so I am at perfect liberty to dismiss you from the military.'

'Yes Sir!'

'Good. Now leave these premises right now and do not let me see you again!'

'Yes Sir! May I say one thing before I leave Sir?'

'I suppose'

'You are a prick!'

That was the last straw the Fuhrer lunged himself Alec and pelted him in the face until Havoc and Breda was able to pull him off the Sergeant.

He knew he had hit a nerve by the way he was reacting to his little come on to the pretty lady but he had no idea the gravity of his actions until he felt his fists come into contact with his face over and over again. He was sure that the other two waited for a while before pulling the Fuhrer off him.

He pushed himself up and looked at the Fuhrer, he didn't look at all like he had just been beating the crap out of someone, actually he was very calmly pulling one some white gloves that had red circles on them.

'I suggest you run very quickly away' the taller of the two men said to him, he didn't understand, but he didn't think twice about taking the advice.

He ran as fast as he could out of the building. As he was nearly at the entrance gate he slowed down a little thinking he was safe. He turned around to see the Fuhrer standing on the steps outside the main door, his hand extended towards him, his finger and thumb close together. As he walked out of the gate and it closed behind him, his back became very warm, out of nowhere a fire had appeared. He ran, and he kept on running.

RIZA HAWKEYE KICKED ASS!

AS DID MUSTANG

ALEC IS A TOSSER

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