~ Ahh… I just finished reading a really good LuNa fic called "Genderly Challenged". It's a really good story, so you should go check it out! You can find it in my favorites if you don't mind looking through that long list XD
Dear Brook,
Which of your instruments do you like playing the most?
Sincerely,
Catflower Queen
P.S. I'm sorry if my last question made you sad. That wasn't my intent!
Dear Catflower Queen,
(Everyone: *waves it off with their hands* Oh, no. It's fine.)
Yohohoho! Instruments? I like the violin and the guitar, but I can play them all, and I love music! I'd actually like to play a saxophone since I haven't seen one in a while.
Dear Luffy,
What do you think of Sabo after you met him again after 12 years? I mean about his appearance, maybe?
From Eri-chan
Dear Eri-chan,
He looks really cool! And his hair is all wavy! He still dresses the same, though. But that's cool!
I like his hat…
Dear Zoro,
My best friend is in love with you. How do you feel about that?
Dear Luffy,
What do you intend on doing after you become the Pirate King?
Dear Nami,
How the HELL do you deal with those guys and your near death experiences on a daily basis and not go 100% crazy?!
Dear Sanji,
Luffy gets into a fight again gets turned into a girl because of the enemy's devil fruit power, the gender gender fruit. The person runs away afterwards and you all go searching for him, but, that night, you catch "her" (Luffy) stealing food from the kitchen in the middle of the night. What do you do?
Sincerely,
Cece
P.S. In case you were wondering, yes, I enjoy swapping you guys' genders. XD
Dear Cece,
(Zoro: Uh… Okay? Hey, wait… *smirks* Does that mean I have more girl fans than the cook?)
(Me: Hmm… I'd say your fan base is relatively even. I mean, I like both of you. *coughs loudly*)
(Sanji: You like me, Ashlielle-chwan~?)
(Me: *eyebrow twitches* Luffy, your turn!)
(Luffy: I don't know what I'm gonna do when I become Pirate King? Maybe go on more adventures?)
(Nami: Honestly, I have no clue how I'm not already insane. I think I'm just tougher than most girls.)
(Sanji: O_O … I… I don't know…)
(Me: I enjoy swapping their genders too! I mean, really! Go read my story 'Dream Ride'! XD)
From: Cole D. soul
I can't stop loving this, hey ViVi! Now here are a couple of questions.
Sanji what would you do if you found out Luffy was really a girl?
Vivi on my profile I did the numbers thing and something interesting came up. So what do you feel about Ace?
Sanji would you go back too 'hell' if it meant protecting Nami and Robin?
Nami you lived with fishmen for a while, do you have any idea why they eat fish? Isn't that basically eating their own kind?
Dear Cole D. soul,
(Nami: Ah, sorry. Vivi went home last chapter.)
(Me: Yeah, I mentioned it in the author's note at the end of the chapter. What can I say? I add those things for a reason.)
(Nami: So, since Vivi isn't here to answer her questions… Sanji! You go now.)
(Sanji: Hai, Nami-swan! If Luffy was really a girl…? *lifts an eyebrow at you* Sorry, but that's just not possible. I mean, really, I've been in the men's bathroom at the same time as him. He doesn't have breasts, and he definitely has his kintama.)
(Nami: And your other question?)
(Sanji: Yes, I would do anything for Nami-swan and Robin-chwan~! Even if it meant death~!)
(Nami: Oh, golly, I'm flattered. I really don't have any clue. It's kind of gross to me.)
(Me: Ugh… Please don't mention fish… I got sick from eating salmon the other week at a restaurant and the mention of fish makes me feel like I'm gonna throw up…)
Girl: Dear Luffy, I was wondering do you know what sex is? Dear rest of Strawhats what would you do if Luffy asked you what sex was?
Dear Girl,
Huh? Sex? Yeah, I know what that is. I think.
(Everyone: … Ashlielle, you can explain it.)
(Me: EH?! NO WAY!)
From: fairypiece123
Dear Sanji,
Can you imagine yourself with straight eyebrows? Not that I'm saying you need to change them - I think they're totally cool! Actually, I think that you're pretty cool overall *blush*
Dear Chopper,
What's your favourite animal, excluding reindeer?
Dear Luffy,
Now that you have a musician, are you thinking of recruiting anymore crew members? If so, who and what would their skills be?
Dear Straw Hats,
It's not a question, but I think you're all totally awesome! Especially the Monster Trio *blushes again* I hope you all achieve your dreams!
Dear fairypiece123,
(Sanji: Straight eyebrows…? Hmm… *imagining it* Maybe then I could… *mumbles something*)
(Me: Eh?)
(Sanji: Hmm… It would be… different, to say the least.)
(Chopper: My favorite animal? Maybe cats? They've got big cute eyes.)
(Me: Cats are so cute~! *picks up my pet cat Tiger and squishes him in a death hug*)
(Luffy: Ah, if I recruited any more crew members… Maybe a comedian?)
(Zoro: *laughs* Maybe a blacksmith would be good.)
(Luffy: Oi, Zoro~! That was my question!)
(Everyone: Thank you! :D)
(Me: I'll be your personal cheerleader!)
(Everyone: WE DON'T NEED ONE! ESPECIALLY NOT YOU! *throws random crap at me*)
(Me: AHHH~! I'M SORRY! IT WAS A JOKE! A JOOOOKE~!)
From: gunstah07
Dear Robin, what board game do you like most? And has Zoro ever won against you?
Dear Usopp, will you marry Kaya once you guys found one piece and returned home?
Dear Luffy, will you invite Bartolomeo to join your crew?
Thanks guys! Yohohoho
Dear gunstah07,
(Robin: Hmm… Chess is nice. And… *grows a few threatening hands near you* Isn't that quite rude?)
(Zoro: I won. Once.)
(Robin: *grows hands from Zoro's shoulders and starts bonking him on the head*)
(Usopp: I-I don't know. She is really pretty and all, but I don't really know if she likes me or anything…)
(Luffy: Fart-olo-meow? Oh, wait, Bartolomeo? You mean that weird guy that cries all the time? Why would I recruit him?)
(Me: XD *laughing my butt off* AH! You used it! Fart-olo-meow XD I just love this running gag of mine XD *turns to Luffy suddenly* And how could you say that?! Bartolomeo saved Robin and everything! And he really looks up to you!)
(Luffy: Ehhhhhh? He saved Robin? Cool!)
Dear Brook,
Do you sometimes wonder if you're truly alive?
Dear Sanji and Zoro,
I'm starting to wonder about something. We basically you *points to Sanji* smoke cigarettes constantly and you *points to Zoro* booze like all the time. Do you think you guys can go one month without smoking and drinking?
And Dear everyone,
What songs fit your character?
- JJ
Dear JJ,
(Brook: I… Don't believe I understand your question, ojou-san.)
(Sanji: A… month without smoking?)
(Zoro: I'm sorry, but, while I think I could make it through without dying, I'd rather not try it.)
(Sanji: O_O I've been through withdrawal before, and I'm not going through it again…)
(Nami: … Your crap costs too much. You're gonna do it.)
(Sanji/Zoro: *faces of doom*)
(Nami: E-Eh… Never mind, never mind! It was a joke! Just kidding!)
(Me: I know you asked them, but I think their character songs sung by them are the best. If you go on Youtube and search the playlist 'Character Songs, Singles, Etc…!' you can find a playlist I made. Listen to the first 8 songs for Luffy-Franky, and then I think Brook's song is ultimately Binks' Sake, really.)
The writing quality is fine, but the following part of the Content Guidelines is broken:
Entries not allowed:
5. Any form of interactive entry: choose your adventure, second person/you based, Q&As, and etc.
Since you used Cole D. soul's request in chapter 2, someone can use it as evidence in their abuse report. Please delete and reupload so that you'll only use requests sent by PM.
catspats31
Member of Eliminator
Dear catspats31,
Eto… I'm not sure what exactly 'Eliminator' is… Also, I went back and read Cole D. soul's request from chapter 2… What "request" do you mean? If you mean the Naomi thing… I can change that easily, and also, that same person has asked me questions since without complaining about it. If they had a problem with it, I believe they would have said something :P In fact, I believe in chapter 4 they even complimented me. Are you just a party pooper?
Also, if you really have such a problem with this, maybe you should go check out that fic 'Ask Zoro' by HogwartShinobi. It's basically the exact same thing except it's only with Zoro.
ALSO, I've seen plenty of people being interactive in their fics. Wouldn't answering reviews at the end of a chapter in an author's note basically be the same thing as this? If you're going to get pissy with me, you should be fair with other people. Not to be rude, just saying… And if you're gonna take my story down somehow, just do it or send me a private message and we can resolve it that way. I see no reason to continue this here. Thank you for your consideration.
Dear Zoro,
How come you can never get drunk anymore, and have you ever got drunk before?
From Luffy's sister
P.S. Just for fun, Sanji was on an island full of okama men for the two years you guys were apart.
Dear Luffy's sister,
AHAHAHAHAHA! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! XD I have YEARS worth of teasing material now! Thank you! Oh my god you are awesome!
(Sanji: Y-You… How… I thought…)
Ah, aha… *coughs* Drunk? I don't get drunk…
(Me: … I'm sorry, but you don't just get strong alcohol resistance without drinking.)
Shhh! Nobody needs to know!
(Me: Too late~! *grinning evilly*)
Dearest Sanji,
Have you ever considered taking martial arts? Why are you so fabulous?
Dearest Chopper,
Why does everyone think you're a tanuki (raccoon-dog)? Why are you so kawaii?
Dear-ish Zoro,
Why is your hair green? Is it natural or did you dye it? How do you hold a sword in your mouth? (I tried it once with a toy sword and ended up dropping it.)
Dear Devil Fruit Users,
This question has been bothering me for a few hours.
How do you bathe if you can't stay in unmoving water? Other than the obvious shower, as it is running water?
* The Utterly Fabulous Z *
Dear Utterly Fabulous Z-chan,
(Sanji: Martial Arts? Hmmm… I don't really need to. And… You think I'm fabulous?! *sparkly heart eyes*)
(Chopper: I… I don't know… *blushes and starts dancing* Th-That doesn't make me happy, baka!)
(Zoro: My hair is NOT dyed! What is up with you people and my hair?! It's naturally green!)
(Sanji: That makes it all the more hilarious. XD)
(Zoro: *eyebrow twitches* My jaw muscles are strong.)
(Me: It's true! According to Oda-sensei, Zoro's jaw is even stronger than a pitbull's.)
(Robin: About the water, as long as we do not submerge ourselves too far into the water and stay with someone else, bathing is perfectly fine.)
From: PsychoRien
Dear Zoro...
Kiss Luffy.
...
JKJKJKJK Please don't. I just wanted to see your reaction to that. I don't think you would say yes anyway :P Please don't hate me XD
Anyway, here's my real question,
Whenever you read a ZoSan story, what do you want to do to the author when you see a kissing scene?
And to all the strawhats, did you listen to the openings to your show? If so, pick one that you like best!
(I prefer One Day. It's so catchy!)
Dear PsychoRien,
… Okay, sure. *kisses Luffy's pinky finger and then washes his mouth* Okay… Wait… I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT?! YOU JERK! *whacks me on the head* And… *starts drawing his swords* I don't even read those things that far… But… Knowing they get that far in the first place… *censored for your own good*
(Everyone: … *discussing openings between themselves*)
(Luffy: The best one was the one that we all sung! What was it called…?)
It was called 'We Are!' Luffy, and that's also the first opening song, too.
(Luffy: Ohhhh~! Yeah, that one!)
From: Beast of Rendall
Dear Luffy,
If every part of your body can stretch, does that include your hair?
Dear Robin,
Have you ever noticed that Luffy's laugh is kind of like your old friend Saul's?
Dear Beast of Rendall,
(Luffy: Huh? Nah, but my head stretches when my hair gets pulled on.)
(Robin: Ah, yes, I have. It's quite nostalgic, really.)
(Luffy: I sound like who?)
(Robin: It's nothing for you to worry about, Luffy.)
(Luffy: Oh, okay.)
Dear Monster Trio,
What do you think One Piece is? And Zoro, what if Tashigi was Kuina's long-lost sister?
-Tora Mika
Dear Tora Mika,
(Luffy: Didn't we answer this?)
(Sanji: I don't care, but since we're doing it for a lady, it doesn't matter~! I don't have the slightest clue what the One Piece is. I don't think it'll be normal treasure… And I can't really think of much else it could be.)
(Zoro: We'll find out what One Piece is when we get to Raftel. There's not much point in guessing, I think. And I seriously doubt Tashigi and Kuina are related, but if they were… Well, that would be odd… But it would explain why they look like freakin' twins.)
~ So, there we go! If this story gets taken down or I suddenly disappear…? Please don't panic, I guess? Maybe go read my other stories? Uh… And, maybe some support? Or something? I don't mean to sound like a beggar, but this has been pretty awesome, to talk with you guys like this through the characters, and I've seen an honest improvement in my writing, too, so I don't really want to lose it because somebody's a bit pissy about rules and all that… No offense intended… But really.
Anyway, for those of you who keep forgetting, please include your names IN THE REVIEW! I don't mean to be rude, but seriously… It's a pain in the butt with all the extra copy/pasting… Sorry if I seem angry! I'm just not in the best mood right now.
