Disclaimer: I don't own South Park nor any of its characters.
Warning: Mild mentions of violence and mentions of furries.
91. Text
On accident, Gregory notices his contact name on Christophe's phone is not his actual name or "main beetch" as he'd guessed, but rather it reads "Cherie" with an uncharacteristic little heart emoji at the end.
92. Riddle
"I shouldn't go to Hogwarts, Tweek," Craig says at his boyfriend's statement before elaborating, "If I had to answer that stupid riddle every time I went to the common room, I'd much rather go sleep in the Forbidden Forest."
93. Meow
At Damien's question about what a "furry" is, Craig nonchalantly answers him, leaving the demon with a blush-worthy image in his mind of his British boyfriend with the ears of a feline and a tail to match.
94. Peacock
If Gregory has a spirit animal of some kind, Christophe is completely convinced it's a proud peacock.
95. Doe
"He's like a baby deer, you've got to let him come to you," Craig explains to his little sister the first time she formally meets her big brother's boyfriend.
96. Firefly
Damien bites back a smile when he sees the bug crawling on Pip's nose, the other completely unaware of the visitor as he gestures to the huge legion of insects flying all around them, babbling about the location incessantly.
97. November
"I, for one, am thankful that I know my partner has my back, no matter what…and would indeed kill me if needed in a zombie apocalypse," Gregory states firmly at the dinner table, his parents staring at him with matching disturbed expressions, before Christophe reaches a hand over to squeeze his as he replies with genuine love in his voice, "You know I would, Cherie."
98. Question
"Are you guys sure he's got ADD?" Craig asks Tweek's parents, wondering if he had even the littlest shot of convincing them to try and get Tweek off caffeine.
99. Batteries
It took some convincing from Gregory, but Pip eventually decides to play an April Fool's Day prank on his boyfriend, leading to the present moment of Damien practically screaming in frustration at the remote for the television not working and never thinking to check the battery holder Pip had emptied on purpose.
100. Chain
Being imprisoned by their targets on a job was nothing new to either of them, but this torture device linking the two together by their necks was certainly proving to be a challenge.
101. Rain
"Here—you'll catch a cold and then we can't hang out," Craig says, taking his coat and hat off, only to place them on his boyfriend, despite the latter's stuttering words of resistance.
102. One
Pip feels something jostle him gently from sleep; when his eyes are open, his alarm clock is set at exactly one in the morning and his bed-partner whispers sweetly in his ear, "Happy birthday, my angel…"
103. Lips
Their first kiss is nothing dramatic, just a simple, chaste touch of lips; yet both Christophe and Gregory can feel the beautiful passion all the way down to their toes.
104. Swallow
The burnt brownie finally makes it down his throat before he gives an incredibly forced smile and states, "Gee, that batch was—mrgh—definitely better than the last one, Craig!"
105. Typo
"Okay, so perhaps spelling isn't a strength of yours," Pip concludes, staring at Damien's completely failed quiz, all the red marks actually hurting his eyes.
A/N: In which Gregory's parents have our boys over for Thanksgiving (they live in America, I know they're Brits, thanks), both Craig and Tweek sacrifice the small things (namely warmth and taste buds) and Damien develops a new, private fetish.
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