chinese takeaway delivery Daleks
What if the Daleks ran their own chinese Takeaway shop? Well this is what it would be like if you ordered a chinese takeaway from their shop.
Say you're at home, Saturday night watching Dr who and think "hey why don't we ordered a chinese takeaway" so you pick up the phone, dial the number for the chinese takeaway shop and wait for someone to answer.
"HEL-LO, THIS IS THE DAL-EK CHINESE TAKE-AWAY SHOP, WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"Hello I want to order some chowmein and egg fried rice and a big bottle of fanta" you're answer will be. After you put the phone down, you begin counting out your change and then you sit and wait for your chinese Takeawy whilst watching a very bizzare episode of Dr who. An hour later, your chinese takeaway arrives and you run to answer the door only to find that you're chinese takeaway has been delivered by a Dalek.
"I HAVE COME TO DELIVER YOUR CHINESE TAKE-AWAY, GIVE ME THE RIGHT CHANGE OR YOU WILL BE EX-TER-MIN-ATED". You get out you're purse and discover that you don't have enough money so you end up being exterminated and then the Dalek blows up your telly when it sees Dr who playing on it.So be warned humans, if you ever order from the Dalek chinese Takeaway shop and don't have the right change then it could just be the last thing you ever do, bwuhahahahahahahahahahaha.
