Welcome to the final chapter of Baiser La Jeune Fille, everyone :P
I DO NOT OWN PHINEAS AND FERB. ANY CHARACTER YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE IS PROBABLY MINE
(Jeanette's POV)
Jeanette ran the rest of the way home, never mind the rain. She opened the door, and Camille smiled at her. "Jeanette, vous êtes juste à temps pour le déjeuner! (Jeanette, you're just in time for lunch!)"
Suddenly, the mention of food made Jeanette's stomach turn. She shook her head. "Je n'ai pas faim. (I'm not hungry.)"
Jeanette sat down at the table. "Mais il y a quelque chose que j'ai besoin de dire vous papa et maman. (But there is something I need to tell you and Dad.)" She looked around. "Où est papa?(Where's Dad?)"
As if on cue, Theo walked in the room. "Jeanette!"
"Papa, j'ai besoin de te parler.(Dad, I need to talk to you.)"
Theo blinked. "Bon, chérie. (Alright, sweetheart.)"
Jeanette beckoned her mom closer. "Vous aussi. (You too.)"
Once they were all together, Jeanette inhaled deeply. "J'ai pris ma décision. (I've made my decision.)" She looked at her parents, who were staring at her expectantly. "Je suis de retour en Amérique. (I'm returning to America.)"
Camille nodded, not looking surprised. Jeanette could still see sadness in her eyes. "Votre père et j'ai pensé que c'est ce que vous choisirez. (Your father and I figured that's what you would choose.)"
"Tout d'abord, je vais vérifier avec le directeur Dipthong et voir si il est possible pour moi de passer à la direction de l'Amérique. Même si ce n'est pas le cas, je pars pour l'Amérique dans un couple des jours maximum, (First, I'm going to check with Director Dipthong and see if it's possible for me to switch to the American division. Even if it's not, I'll be leaving for America in a couple days maximum)" Jeanette explained. "Et... Si Perry ne veut pas quelque chose à voir avec moi quand je lui dis, je vais revenir. (And... If Perry doesn't want anything to do with me when I tell him, I'll be coming back.)"
Camille and Theo hugged her. "Bonne chance, mon chéri, (Good luck, darling,)" Theo said. "Aller vérifier avec votre directeur. (Go check with your director.)"
"APRÈS l'arrêt de la pluie, (AFTER the rain stops,)" Camille corrected. "Jusque là, certains déjeunent. (Until then, have some lunch.)"
"Vraiment, Maman, je n'ai pas faim. (Really, Mom, I'm not hungry.)"
Camille, who had already walked back into the kitchen and begun fixing a meal, turned her head back to her daughter. "Jeanette, j'ai été enceinte une fois trop. Croyez-moi, manger quelque chose vous fera un monde de bien. (Jeanette, I was pregnant once too. Believe me, eating something will do you a world of good.)"
(...)
After lunch- Jeanette actually managed to stomach her escargot- the rain began clearing up, so Jeanette left for O.W.C.A's HQ.
She was talking to Courtney on the phone as she walked. "Je vais demander le directeur Dipthong si je peux passer à la direction de l'Amérique. Ne pensez-vous pas qu'il va dire oui? (I'm going to ask Director Dipthong if I can switch to the American division. Do you think he'll say yes?)"
"Je ne sais pas, (I don't know,)" Courtney replied, her voice garbled. "Il est peut-être plus susceptible de dire oui, si vous lui dites pourquoi. (Maybe he's more likely to say yes if you tell him why.)"
"Vous pensez que je devrais juste lui dire que je suis enceinte? (You think I should just tell him I'm pregnant?)"
"C'est seulement une suggestion. On ne devrait pas dire qui est le père, cependant. (It's only a suggestion. You shouldn't say who the father is, though.)"
Jeanette thought for a moment. "Tu veux dire, il suffit de dire que le père vit en Amérique? (You mean, just say that the father lives in America?)"
Jeanette couldn't see Courtney, but she was probably nodding. "Cela seul devrait être raison pour lui de vous laisser passer. (That alone should be reason for him to let you switch.)"
"Peut-être, (Possibly,)" Jeanette murmured.
(...)
"Vous voulez passer des divisions? (You want to switch divisions?)" Director Dipthong asked incredulously.
Jeanette nodded. "Carina a dit que je ne pouvais pas me battre dés maintenant. Elle n'a pas vous dire pourquoi.) (Carina said that I couldn't fight right now. She didn't tell you why.)"Jeanette paused, inhaled deeply, then explained. "C'est parce que je suis enceinte. (It's because I'm pregnant.)"
The director froze, surprise clearly visible. "Ah."
"Et le père vit en Amérique. (And the father lives in America.)"
"Je ne dérange pas demander qui il est. (I won't bother asking who he is.)"
"Merci, (Thank you,)" Jeanette replied.
Director Dipthong paused. "Bien sûr, une fois que vous y arrivez, vous devrez obtenir la permission de Major Monogram. (Of course, once you get there you will have to get permission from Major Monogram.)"
Jeanette nodded. "Oui."
"Vous reviendront si il ne fonctionne pas? (Will you be returning if he doesn't?)"
"Non, (No,)" Jeanette said, shaking her head. "Je vais rester en Amérique- à moins que le père ne veut pas me- partie de O.W.C.A. ou pas. (I am going to stay in America- unless the father doesn't want me- part of O.W.C.A. or not.)"
"Vas bien, (Alright,)" the director sighed. "ll y aura un jet partir pour l'Amérique en deux jours. Soyez-y de 07:00, ou c'est partir sans vous. (There will be a jet leaving for America in two days. Be there by 7:00 AM, or it's leaving without you.)"
Jeanette grinned and stood up. "Je vous remercie beaucoup, Monsieur le President! (Thank you so much, sir!)"
(...)
The next two days sped by. At 6:00 AM, Jeanette was all ready to go. Completely packed. The only things left were to say goodbye and to get to HQ and board the jet.
Jeanette hugged Theo. "Au revoir, papa. Je vais vous manquez. (Bye, Dad. I'll miss you.)"
"Au revoir, chérie. (Goodbye, sweetheart.)"
Jeanette turned to her mother. Camille was crying- both from sadness and happiness for her daughter.
Jeanette ran up and hugged her. "Salut. (Bye.)"
"Nous visiterons, à droite, darling? (You will visit, right, darling?)"
Jeanette backed up and grinned. "Bien sûr. (Of course.)"
"Et n'oubliez pas d'apporter de Perry et nos petits-enfants avec vous), (And make sure to bring Perry and our grandchildren with you,)" Theo added.
Camille swatted her mate. "Ne pas dire des petits-enfants, ça me fait vieux! (Don't say grandchildren, it makes me feel old!)"
"Eh bien, ils seront! (Well, they will be!)" Theo defended.
Jeanette giggled. "Bye! Je vais manquer de vous deux! (Bye! I'll miss you both!)"
Jeanette waved, then she and Courtney began to walk to O.W.C.A's headquarters. Jeanette pulled her little suitcase behind her and chatted with her best friend as they walked. Courtney would be riding with Jeanette on the way to America.
(...)
The jet took off at 7:00 AM sharp. A cutting pain hit Jeanette in the stomach, and she inhaled slowly, closing her eyes and leaning her head against her seat.
"Crampe? (Cramp?)" Courtney asked, walking over to her friend.
"Crampe. (Cramp.)"
The two friends were silent, just staring out the window as O.W.C.A's jet flew over the North Atlantic. Eventually, Jeanette spoke up again. "Que se passe-t-il si il ne veut pas moi? (What if he doesn't want me?)"
"Ce qui? (What?)"
"Perry. Que se passe-t-il, quand il apprend, je suis enceinte il ne voulait rien à voir avec moi? (Perry. What if when he finds out I'm pregnant he won't want anything to do with me?)"
"N'en déplaise, Jeanette, mais c'est une idée vraiment stupide. (No offense, Jeanette, but that's a really stupid thought.)"
Jeanette chuckled. Brutally honest.
Courtney continued. "Fondamentalement, vous dites que peut-être Perry a déménagé sur vous en à peu près une semaine, et quand vous revenez et il trouve que vous allez être parents, il va te déteste? Cela fait-il de n'importe quel sens pour vous? (Basically, you're saying that maybe Perry moved on from you in just about a week, and when you return and he finds out you'll be parents, he'll hate you? Does that make any sense to you?)"
Jeanette blushed. "Eh bien, quand vous le mettez comme ça... (Well, when you put it that way...)"
The two girls laughed.
(...)
Eventually the jet touched down in the American division's hangar. Jeanette turned to her friend. "Je ne veux pas dire au revoir encore. Que diriez-vous, vous venez avec moi, rencontrer Perry? (I don't want to say bye yet. How about you come with me, meet Perry?)" She paused, then continued. "Et vous pourriez aussi rencontrer un ami que j'ai fait ici. (And you could also meet a friend I made here.)"
When Courtney hesitated, Jeanette spoke up again. "Je pourrais traduire. (I could translate.)"
"Eh bien... Alright. (Well... Alright.)"
"Grand! (Great!)" Jeanette grabbed her friend's arm and pulled her out of the hangar and down the halls.
Jeanette froze in front of the door to Perry's office. Courtney easily pulled her arm out of her friend's grasp and crossed her arms. "Je vais le rencontrer après que vous réunir. (I'll meet him after you reunite.)"
Jeanette exhaled nervously and knocked on the door.
(Perry's POV)
Perry was sitting in his office, working on paperwork, when he heard a knock on his door. He had no clue who it was, but knew it wasn't Pinky, who never knocks. "You can come in."
He looked up as the door opened. He rubbed his eyes. In front of him was someone he thought he'd never see again. "Jeanette?"
Jeanette smiled nervously and closed the door behind her. "Perry."
Perry laughed and stood up. It took nearly all of his self-control not to run over and sweep her into a hug. "I thought I'd never see you again!"
He walked to Jeanette and placed a paw on her cheek. "I chose to come back," Jeanette explained.
(Jeanette's POV)
Jeanette blushed and held Perry's arm. They both leaned forward and kissed. "I am staying for good this time," Jeanette explained.
Perry grabbed Jeanette's paws in his own. "You mean that you left all your family and childhood friends just for me?"
Jeanette inhaled. "Well..." It's time to tell him. "You and-" Jeanette paused and placed one of her paws on her stomach, "-our child."
(Perry's POV)
Perry's eyes widened, and he immediately leaned against his desk so he wouldn't collapse. "Oh my gosh," he murmured. Perry turned back to Jeanette. "Jeanette, I'm so sorry. I h-"
Jeanette stopped him. "What is there to be sorry about?"
"What?"
"Perry, I am staying in America, if you still want me. We can become mates, raise our child-" Jeanette paused "-or children together."
Perry hugged her. "Of course I still want you."
(Jeanette's POV)
Jeanette exhaled. He wasn't angry; he was happy. "And if Major Monogram's okay with it, I will become an agent here, instead."
Perry backed off. "That's great! Have you talked with him yet?"
Jeanette shook her head. "I wanted to see you first."
Perry smiled. "Well then, let's go check with the major."
"Are you alright?"
"Yeah, just in a little bit of shock," Perry admitted. "I mean, just a little over a month ago I wasn't expecting to fall in love; now I find out I'll be a father." He smiled and placed his paw on Jeanette's cheek again.
Jeanette smiled, then remembered Courtney was still waiting outside the office. "Before we talk to Major Monogram," Jeanette looked toward the door, "I brought one of my closest friends in the headquarters. She already knows about O.W.C.A, and I thought she could meet you and Cassy."
Perry smiled. "I'd love to meet her."
"I assumed I could translate," Jeanette explained.
"That is probably the only way your friend and I can communicate."
Jeanette giggled and walked over to the door. She opened it up once Perry was next to her. "Courtney," she introduced, "ll s'agit de Perry. (This is Perry.)"
"Bonjour," Courtney greeted.
Perry smiled and shook her paw.
(...)
Perry, Courtney, and Jeanette talked for a bit, then Jeanette dragged both of them to her old dorm room. She knocked on the door, and Cassy opened it. "Jeanette?"
Jeanette hugged her friend. "Cassy!"
"Wh-what are you doing here?"
Quickly, Jeanette explained.
(...)
After the four of them chatted a bit, Courtney suddenly spoke up again. "Jeanette, je dois aller. (Jeanette, I've got to go.)"
Jeanette glanced over at her. "Vraiment? (Really?)"
Courtney nodded and Jeanette hugged her. "Je vais vous manquez. (I'll miss you.)"
"Regarder papa et maman pour moi, (Watch Dad and Mom for me,)" Jeanette replied. "Vous trouverez votre chemin vers le jet par vous-même? (Can you find your way back to the jet by yourself?)"
Courtney nodded and walked off. "Salut. (Bye.)"
Jeanette sighed and leaned against Perry.
(Perry's POV)
Perry and Jeanette walked into Major Monogram's office. The major looked up as soon as they came in. "Ah. Agent P and Agent J. Director Dipthong let me know you were coming here, Agent J. The only problem I have with you joining our division is that there isn't a host family that could take you in."
"Well, there is mine," Perry spoke up. He turned to smile at Jeanette. "I'm sure they'd take her in also."
"The only problem with that is that would be another agent's cover compromised."
"Sir, you know they'd never use that information against us."
"Indeed I do," the major sighed. "Alright. Welcome to the American division, Agent J."
He saluted, and Jeanette saluted back, beaming.
(Two weeks later)
"Cuse you, Pewwy de patypus!" a baby Doof called from his apartment. Perry didn't bother helping because he knew that Doofenshmirtz would be back to normal the next day.
Perry landed in the backyard and walked in the house. Everyone turned and smiled at him, but no one said anything. When Perry passed Phineas, though, Phineas gestured up the stairs.
Perry ran up the stairs and gently opened the door to Phineas and Ferb's room.
Jeanette was sleeping on Lydia's bed, but that wasn't what caught Perry's eye. What caught his eye were the three creamy-white eggs.
Yay! A happy ending! And DO NOT WORRY: THERE WILL BE A SEQUEL
