Woo, got another one uploaded! Updates will probably be slower after this one, just warning you.

The poll for suggestions on my next story is still of my profile if anyone's interested.

Congrats to Angel999FTW for being the first to guess what's going on and ItalianRavenPrincess for identifying the mountain

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England stood on the edge of the beach. He kicked a pebble into the ocean. How had this happened? Had it only been a few days ago that he'd been hanging out with America and Canada. Complaining about the mechanical bull?

"Hey England," said America, "what 'cha doing?"

England smiled. "Just thinking about a few days ago, back when everything was...normal."

America raised an eyebrow. "Noor-mahl? What is this 'normal' you speak of?"

England laughed. "Okay, relatively consistent." There was silence for a few minutes. "If you really want to know...I did like that bull."

America grinned.

England looked down at the waves breaking near his feet. Suddenly...he was standing on a hillside, holding what looked like a pitchfork...no, he realized, a trident. Hungary stood near him, dressed in Greek battle armor. "A saltwater spring?" she said, smirking, "Oh, please." She waved her hand and a small tree grew near her. "At least make something edible."

England snapped back to the present, putting a hand to his head. "Dude," asked America, "you okay?"

England shook his head. "I...I don't know." He looked around. Then he saw her. She was talking with Austria. England's fists clenched. She thought she was so tough, so freaking smart. She was so smug, so... He shook his head. What the hell? Hungary hadn't done anything to him. Why did he feel this way? Hungary looked up and frowned. Oh, so now she was mad at him? Probably for something he didn't even do...lousy little... England put his head in his hands. What was going on?

"England?" he heard America ask. "Dude?"

"I'm fine!" he snapped, standing up straight. "I'm fine."

Canada walked up to the two, visibly shivering. "Y-you...sh-shouldn't hold grudges...Pos..." she whispered. Her voice sounded different. England couldn't put a finger on it, but something was...strange.

America stared at the shaking country. "The crap are you talking about Mattie?"

Canada laughed nervously. "After all...she is little brother's...favorite..." At the last word, she fell forward. America yelped and caught her. "Guys!"

The others ran over. "Move! Move!" someone shouted. Prussia pushed his way to the front. He looked down at Canada and put a hand on her forehead. "Get him...her inside. Now!"

No one argued. As England, America, and Prussia carried Canada inside, Germany looked up and pulled his jacket tight. "We should get inside. It looks like rain." As the other countries walked inside, the heavens opened and released a torrent, thunder shaking the building.

Hetalia!

Switzerland still hadn't woken up. Sometimes she would mumble strange names and places under her breath that Liechtenstein didn't recognize such as Delos, Apollo, Olympus, Typhon. It confused and scared Liechtenstein.

As Liechtenstein placed a cold compress on her brother's forehead, she heard a rumble outside and looked out the window. "That's a big storm," she said to herself. The wind was howling through the trees around the house. Liechtenstein could have sworn she saw a cow fly right by the window. The radio near her brother's bed emitted a loud siren. "This is a Hurricane Warning!" it said, "Everyone get to a safe spot and stay there!"

Liechtenstein's eyes widened. Where was the safe spot? She heard a groan behind her and turned. She grinned. On the bed, the girl sat up and rubbed her forehead.

"Big brother!" yelled Liechtenstein, glomping her.

The girl gave surprised cry and started struggling against the hug. "Who...wha...?"

Lichtenstein stared at the other country. "Big brother, it's me! Lichtenstein!" The other girl blinked uncomprehendingly. "Don't...don't you remember?"

The black-haired girl blinked again. Then a third time. "Lich...?" she whispered. She rubbed her temples. "Well, that's the last time I trust Fish Breath to do something useful..." she muttered.

"Hurricane Warning!" said the radio again.

Switzerland looked out the window and her eyes widened. "Shit!" she gasped.

"What is it?" asked Lichtenstein.

The other country jumped out of bed and ran out of the room. "We have to get to the World Meeting! Now!"

"But why?" yelled Lichtenstein, running behind her.

"Just grab my bow and arrows and meet me right outside! I'll explain on the way! "

"But you don't-"

"They're in the very back! Hurry!"

Hetalia!

America gently settled Canada down on the couch. Kumajiro jumped onto Canada's stomach and pawed at her face. "Who are you?" the bear asked. "Are you her yet?"

The other countries stood around. Prussia faced the other countries. "Okay, this is unawesome bullshit. First Switzerland, and now Canada!" He glared at everyone. "There's more than a hundred of us here. There should be at least one of us who knows what the hell is going on. So, if you have any ideas, now is the time to say!" He crossed his arms. "I'm waiting..."

There was silence. Then everyone heard a small 'mew'. Coming through the crowd of countries was a small grey cat with a letter in it's mouth. It walked up to Prussia, who took the letter. "Will these countries please come back to the meeting room?" he read, "I have urgent information to share with them." There were only a few names on the list, fourteen to be exact. "Well," he said, looking up, "Canada's unconscious, and so is Switzerland..."

"I'm afraid you're wrong yet again," came a voice from the doorway. The transformed Switzerland stood there, with a bow slung across her back. Lichtenstein hovered behind her, looking nervous. The countries who hadn't heard about the complete transformation looked confused as Switzerland walked calmly into the room. "Well, what are you waiting for? Come on."

As the thirteen countries named walked out of the room (along with Italy, who wouldn't let go of Germany, who had been listed). They walked back to the meeting room. The room was empty, save for a chair at the end. "You!" gasped Hungary.

"So, I suppose you're wondering why I've called you all here today," said Greece sleepily, stroking a cat.

To Be Continued Maybe!


Dun, dun, duuuuun! Cliffie!

Greece: Can we say spoilers now?

Me: No!

Greece: Well, it's not like everyone hasn't figured it out by now anyways...