[Race 6]

"You've Gone Too Far

Who do you think you are?

Is this what you came for?

Well, THIS MEANS WAR!"


Go to youtube and /watch?v=43xBuROHby4 to see the track for today's race!


RACE 6! Never felt so good! Before we get involved into the race though, we've gotta take an in depth look at something. This week, we don't have ONE featured driver. Try TWO! This weeks featured drivers are: Sticky Wipplesnit and Vanellope Von Schweetz!

These two have had a rivalry going for the past couple of weeks, and over the past week, the drivers have placed displeasure with one another. Let's take a look at some of the things that were said...

"If Vanellope Thinks She can get off easy, She's got another thing comin!"- Sticky

"I don't know how this started, but if it doesn't get resolved soon, and I mean SOON, it'll affect all of us. But first Sticky better be taught a lesson! Team Van all the way!"- Jubileena

"What the hell is Van thinking fucking with Sticky? Sticky's gonna fucking DESTROY her!"- CH

"Sticky Better Be Prepared for a good old fashioned kick in the ass!"- Vanellope

So as you can see, drivers are now taking SIDES as to who they think will win this argument! Who do you think it'll be? Post in your review! And actually, more profane was used, but we tried to cut it down for the little tikes out there.

Alright, so we need to run down points, but we'll save that for the end. First we need to rundown qualifying.

1st- Nougestia

2nd- Sticky

3rd- Vanellope

4th- Candlehead

5th- Taffyta

6th- Rancis

7th- Swizzle

8th- Crumbelina

9th- Minty

10th- Snowanna

11th- Crutisella

12th- Torvald

13th- Gloyd

14th- Adorabeezle

15th- Jubileena

Alright, so that makes that. 4 laps of racing, 15 drivers, 1 TIGHT track with jumps and turns at each end. Add all this up and it's a recipe for disaster! THAT I can assure you!

Alright, we're going down to the track for the DROP OF THE GREEN!

"Boogity Boogity Boogity! Let's Go Racin Boys And Girls!"

The drivers are off! Sticky and Vanellope are banging Door to door right away. Does this surprise anyone? Nope!

Rancis and Candlehead didn't get great starts but are making their way through the field. It's gonna be a close race, this we all know. The drivers come off of turn 2, at least the leader does. Jubileena, the current leader although she started last, comes out of 2, but accidentally goes wide and nails Torvald. Causing significant damage to both of their karts are Vanellope and Sticky yet. Stick is shoving Vanellope into the outside wall, not knowing where the boundary lies. Somewhere is all she knows

The leader, now Taffyta, comes out of Turn 2 YET AGAIN, meaning that we're 1.5 laps in out of 4. This race is going to be mentally challenging, keep your kart in the right lane down the straightaway, and in the corner don't go too fast or you're in the wall. This is proven because Torvald nails the outside wall. HARD! Taffyta has started banging her head against her steering wheel from mental fatigue. Only a few drivers can be spot on, and they won't be every time.

The lead has shifted yet again, this time to Candlehead. Her dominance is a wonder to all. She comes out of 4 looking smooth, but we can see she's not. She's got one hand on the side of her head while going down the straightaway. This MIGHT be to keep it from moving, but I believe it's to help with mental fatigue.

Currently 2nd and 3rd are the two drivers we never thought would be there: Vanellope and Sticky. Of course they are still going door to door against each other as well. Van runs Sticky into the outside wall intentionally though, and Sticky gets destroyed.

On the scoreboard this appears, because there IS no announcer this week, he's on vacation.

"STICKY WIPPLESNIT IS WRECKED!"

So, Van has won this round, but don't expect Sticky to take kindly to that. ANYWHO, near the back, Jubileena is having a tough time. She tried to drift around the corner and hit the inside wall, destroying the front of the kart. She can still drive though, it's just tough to.

OOH! In the Straightaway Taffyta, coming off of Turn 2, went a little bit too far, causing a HUGE hit with Adorabeezle. Taffyta got airborne, but then about 7 more drivers piled into the wreck. It... wasn't pretty. Up on the scoreboard the following appears

"ADORABEEZLE WINTERPOP

SWIZZLE MALARKEY

GLOYD ORANGEBOAR

CRUMBELINA DICARAMELLO

CRUTISELLA FLUGPUCKER

MINTY ZAKI

TORVALD BATTERBUTTER

TAFFYTA MUTTONFUDGE

ARE ALL WRECKED!"

This puts few drivers on the track left, so it'll be pretty easy. That's not to say these drivers won't still experience mental fatigue. Vanellope has started slacking off due to M.F. and Rancis catches and passes her. Candlehead has slowed down about 10 seconds and Rancis is coming up on her.

Rancis to the lead! As soon as Candlehead gets news of this, she guns it, because there is only 1 (technically 2) turn(s) left.

They exit 4, and it's close. PHOTO FINISH! The judges are gonna go back and look at the tape to see who won. In the meantime, let's go get an interview from down on the track. Taffyta has been released from the Care Center beside the track, let's see if we can get her in here.

MG: "Welcome Taffyta. How are you feeling?"

T:"Well... about as good as I can I guess. I've been diagnosed with a broken arm is all, so it's not too bad. However, this means I have to bail on next week's race."

MG: "I was just about to ask you about that. How much are you gonna miss it?"

T: "Well, of course you never like to be in the stands, especially when you know you could be out there. It'll be tough, but I'm tougher. I WILL be back for race 8 though! I will finish off this season. I don't care what a doctor says. I never listen to them anyways!"

MG: "Alright. What... uh what do you think went wrong?"

T: "It's tough to tell. The steering in my Kart had been going out. So that obviously had part of it. I don't know if it went COMPLETELY out, or if I just oversteered the corner. I had done that a couple of times already before that point, so it's very much possible."

MG: "Alright, it's no secret that you have a crush on Rancis. Would you rather have him win this photo finish or your best friend in Candlehead?"

T: "Ooh... that's tough. Probably... uh... i don't really know. Probably Candle, because I've known her for so long and know she is completely, and I mean fucking COMPLETELY involved in winning. She... gets angry otherwise. I'm just saying that much."

CH: *Comes walking up and yanks microphone out of Taffyta's hands* You better fucking believe it! I was the fucking winner of this fucking race! Rancis can deny it all he wants, but I was the fucking winner! ME! Somebody give me my fucking tropy now! NOW I SAID! *Throws Microphone at Taffyta and runs off to go grab trophy*

MG: Uh... that was Candlehead everyone, making an... unexpected appearance today. Hopefully she gets what she wants... WELL, WE JUST GOT WORD! RANCIS IS THE WINNER OF THIS RACE! How's that make ya feel Taffy?

T: "Uh... I think that it's a motherfuckin lie. I think this race was fuckin rigged. Candle had that! She was at least an inch in front of him across the line!

MG: Thank you Taffyta for your insight *Escorts Taffyta out of booth* Finally. That creep is gone, so here is the final finishing order

1 Rancis (15)

2 Candlehead (14)

3 Vanellope (13)

4 Nougetsia (12)

5 Snowanna (11)

6 Jubileena (10)

7 Adorabeezle (9)

8 Swizzle (8)

9 Gloyd (7)

10 Crumbelina (6)

11 Crutisella (5)

12 Minty (4)

13 Torvald (3)

14 Taffyta (2)

15 Sticky (1)

The points totals after this race look like this (I'M TOO LAZY TO ORGANIZE THEM!):

3. Vanellope (69)

5. Crumbelina (53)

14. Sticky (28)

8. Crutisella (48)

T6. Snowanna (51)

13. Minty (33)

T6. Nougestia (51)

12. Adorabeezle (37)

4. Jubileena (59)

9. Torvald (46)

11. Gloyd (38)

10. Swizzle (45)

2. Rancis (72)

15. Taffyta (27)

1. Candlehead (73)

So, as you can see It's back to a ONE POINT GAP for the lead. Candle and Rancis are neck and neck.

WHO WILL WIN? FIND OUT COME RACE 8, BUT RACE 7 IS NEXT!


ALRIGHT! RACE 6 IS DONE! SORRY FOR IT BEING SO, SO, SO, SO (2,000 SO'S LATER) SO LATE! I've been working on other stuff.

RACE 7 SHOULD (HOPEFULLY) BE UP ON IT'S CORRECT DATE, NEXT WEEK!

Stay Awesome Everyone!

-Marioguy681