Hello everybody this is The Rising Knight bringing you the 7th chapter of Soul Eater Cast Reacts To RWBY! And to those who didn't know the reference I did at the end of the previous chapter it was... Azumanga Daioh! (Shout-out to archsage328, slaudone1 and a Guest who is nameless.)
Anyways let's get to the story!
The following is a fan-based parody. Soul Eater, RWBY & Red vs. Blue or whatever I mention are owned by RoosterTeeth, Funimation, Bones or whatever studio it is owned to.
The RWBY transcript is owned by the RWBY wikia and RoosterTeeth.
"BOOP!" Patti yelled as she pressed Play.
RWBY Episode 7: The Emerald Forest Pt. 2
The opening ends to a view of Professor Ozpin watching the students on his Scroll at the Beacon Cliffs overlooking the Emerald Forest when Glynda Goodwitch walks up behind him, holding her own tablet.
"They're like I-Pads from the future..." Patti exaggerated wrapping one arm around her sis.
"... Sure." Liz agreed slyly.
Glynda: The last pair has been formed, sir. (taps the screen to show the ending scene of the last episode) Nora Valkyrie and Lie Ren. Poor boy... I can't possibly imagine those two getting along. Still, he's probably better off than Miss Nikos. (the video changes to Pyrrha and Jaune Arc's trek through the woods)
Ozpin: Mmmm...
"I don't think he cares." Maka whispers.
"Why are you whispering?" Soul whispers back.
"I don't know. Why are you whispering?" Maka replies while whispering. This goes back and forth for a while yet they don't notice that everyone is paying attention to them.
"Why has it gone silent?" Maka whispered.
"JUST WATCH THE DAMN SHOW! I'M BIGGER THAN YOU BOTH SO YOU BETTER LISTEN!" Black Star yelled. That shut Maka and Soul up.
"So that's how commoners quieten people down." Anya blurted out. Black Star turned to Anya and gave a flirtatious smile.
"You want my autograph now?" He asked.
"Aahh." Anya lit up then blushed and cleared her throat. "Why would I want something like that? Hmmph." Anya puffed.
"Suit yourself." He sighed looking away in disappointment.
Glynda: I don't care what his transcripts say. That Jaune fellow is not ready for this level of combat. (deactivates the tablet, walking back a little) I guess we'll find out soon enough. At their current pace, they should reach the temple within just a few minutes. (turning back to Ozpin) "Speaking of which, what did you use as relics this year? (silence) "Professor Ozpin?"
"Relics?" Maka responded.
"It's the items that choose the teams." Crona answered.
"But isn't there already team-"
"Of 4" Crona added.
"... Nerd." Ragnarok teases.
Ozpin doesn't answer, watching his tablet with a contemplating interest as it shows the footage of Ruby Rose sitting in the grass and picking stray leaves while her "partner" Weiss Schnee walks in random directions.
Weiss: (walking right) It's definitely this way. (stops and starts walking left) I mean... this way! It's definitely this way. (stops in front of Ruby) Alright, it's official: We passed it.
"Right, because walking circles means you have definitely passed it." Black Star mumbled.
"Black Star are you alright? You seem irritated." Tsubaki asked.
"Well, maybe I am." Black Star snapped.
"I think you hit him with your book one too many times." Death the Kid told Maka.
"Or maybe it's that beating you gave him." Maka replied.
Ruby: (stands up, slightly annoyed) Weiss, why can't you just admit that you have no idea where we're going?
"Where are they going?" Meme asked. She looks around. "Where am I again?" She asks.
Weiss: Because I know exactly where we're going! We're going... to... the forest temple!
"Weiss uses optimism." Kid jokes.
Ruby: (sighs, frustrated)
"It is not very effective." Kid adds. Everyone sighs.
"Not cool." Patti says.
"God dammit Patti!" Soul yells.
Weiss: Oh, stop it! You don't know where we are, either!
Ruby: Well, at least I'm not pretending like I know everything.
Weiss: "What is that supposed to mean?"
Ruby: It means you're a big, stupid jerk and I hate you!
Everyone cheers and pulls out signs and inflatable hands from out of nowhere which say: GO RUBY!
Weiss: (sighs to herself, spinning around and walking in another direction) Just keep moving!
Ruby: (in a faux imitation of Weiss' voice) Oh, just keep moving! Hurry up! Waaaah! Watch where you're going! (in her normal voice) Why are you so bossy?
Weiss: (turning back around to face Ruby) I'm not bossy! Don't say things like that!
"She is sorta bossy." Soul says.
Ruby: Stop treating me like a kid!
"And she is sorta a kid." Soul debates with himself.
Weiss: Stop acting like a kid!
Ruby: Well, stop acting like you're perfect!
Weiss: I'm. Not. Perfect! Not yet... But I'm still leagues better than you. (continues to walk away)
"Ouch. If she was holding a mic, that would be the perfect time to drop it." Liz stated.
Ruby: (to herself, dejectedly) You don't even know me...
From the forest, Yang Xiao Long and Blake Belladonna step out into a clearing that reveals the circular stone temple, broken and decrepit but for the platforms around its inside, holding several black and gold objects.
Yang: Think this is it?
"I don't know considering it has objects maybe not." Black Star snapped. Everyone trembled.
In response, Blake gives Yang an incredulous look and heads down the hill, her partner following. They walk across the floor and observe the items on each pedestal, now shown to be familiar shapes.
Blake: (looking at a black king, confused) Chess pieces?
"Knight to C4" Kid added. Everyone groaned.
Yang: Some of them are missing. Looks like we weren't the first ones here.
Blake: Well, I guess we should pick one.
"Bets anyone?" Rising Knight announced. Each of them put money in.
"The black rook because it's symmetrical." Kid said.
"The horse because it looks like a giraffe." Patti said.
"No it doesn't." Liz obliged.
"Gold queen." Liz said. Everyone put in their bets and continued on.
Jaune and Pyrrha are standing at the mouth of a dark cave, where drawings are seen to the side involving armed men against giant beasts.
Jaune: Think this is it?
The scene cuts to their walk inside the cave, Jaune holding a short, burning torch to light their way.
"I'm not sure that is it." Tsubaki added.
"Well, aren't you Captain Obvious?" Black Star barked.
Pyrrha: I'm not sure this is it.
"... Huh." Black Star replied.
Jaune: (sighs) Pyrrha, I made the torch. Could you at least humor me for, like, five more feet?
"He made a torch!?" They yelled.
Suddenly and completely unexpectedly, Jaune trips on the ground, and the torch flies into a small puddle, extinguishing the flame so the two are cast in darkness with only their eyes visible.
"That went well." Soul mumbled.
"For 5 feet." Maka added.
Pyrrha: (as Jaune gets up and grumbles) Do you... feel that?
Rising Knight in a panicked state knowing what is going to happen, blocked the entrances in the house and started checking around the house.
"What's wrong?" They asked.
"Oh, nothing." He laughed nervously.
Jaune: Soul-crushing regret?
Pyrrha: No, it's... warm.
"In honor of that aqua guy: Bow Chicka Bow Wow." Kid joked. Rising Knight picked up a frying pan.
"Where is he?" He thundered.
"Relax, it was me." Kid said. Knight chilled down and continued with the show.
Yang: Hmmmm... (studies the golden knight, then picks it up and shows it to Blake) How about a cute little pony?
Blake: (smirking) Sure. (they walk towards each other to the center of the temple floor)
"YES!" Patti yelled fistpumping.
"There goes our weekly allowance." Tsugumi sobbed.
"And I was sooo close." Anya yelled.
"Sucks to be you! Hahaha!" Patti teased.
"Hmmph, whatever, I didn't really care in the first place." Anya huffed.
Yang: That wasn't too hard!
Blake: Well, it's not like this place is very difficult to find. (they share a smile)
"Oh, the irony." Soul joked. Everyone smirked.
"You find that funny and yet you don't laugh at my jokes?" Kid yelled.
"You try too hard." Soul replied.
Jaune and Pyrrha continue onward through the cave until they see a large glowing point of gold right in front of them, illuminating Jaune's excited features.
"Is that a soul?" Maka asks.
"Is it edible? If it is, I would eat it." Ragnarok says dribbling.
"No." Crona says. "Look at the shape." Crona points out.
"Oh." Maka responds.
Jaune: That's the relic! (he slowly reaches out to grab it, but it moves away from his swipe) Hey! Bad... relic! (he tries to get it again, then jumps forward and hangs onto it as the object raises him above the ground) Gotcha!
Pyrrha: (worried) Jaune...?
"He is screwed." They say.
Jaune's catch lowers itself so he is dangling right in front of the now-glowing red lines and eyes of a Death Stalker.
"Wait for it..." They say.
Jaune's scream is heard all the way from the temple, where Yang turns towards the direction of its source.
"Hah, He screams like a girl." Black Star yells.
Yang: Some girl is in trouble! Blake, did you hear that?
Everyone bursts out laughing.
"Case and Point." Black Star laughed.
Blake doesn't answer, staring at something in the sky.
"Well they say, if you read a lot of books, your head will be up in the sky." Kid joked once again.
"...Shut Up." Soul said.
At the cave entrance, Pyrrha rushes out right before the monster crashes through the hole, roaring and waving its grass-encrusted claws as Jaune hangs from the stinger, calling from help and continuing to scream.
Jaune: (sobbing) Help! Whoa-ah-ah-ah-ah! Why?! Pyrrha! He-e-e-elp! Pyrrha, this is not the relic! It's not! (continues to cry and get shaken around) Do something!
"Not saying anything Black Star?" Maka questioned.
"Nah, He's got himself into that problem." Black Star rejoined.
Pyrrha: (wielding her spear in front of the creature) Jaune! Whatever you do, don't let- (before she can finish, the Grimm hurls its tail back and launches a still-screaming Jaune across the forest as she watches in dismay) ... go. (she turns back to the scorpion as it continues to snap its claws at her, and she smiles embarrassingly before turning and rushing away in a burst of green leaves)
"Poor girl." Tsugumi says.
Blake is still staring at something above them, but Yang is focused on the forest.
Yang: Blake, did you hear that? (turns to her partner) What should we do?
Finally, the faint-but-growing-louder scream of "Heads uuuuuuuup!" is heard when Ruby falls from the sky and presumably crash lands to the ground, when the scene cuts to black and the credits roll.
"How?" Soul yells
"Hey, man. You shouldn't yell so loud. People are sleepin' and stuff." Some blonde haired person says.
"OH, WHAT THE FU-"
And that is the 7th chapter of Soul Eater Cast Reacts to RWBY! Hope you enjoyed it. Leave suggestions of some skits I could put in the series.
This is The Rising Knight signing off,
"Sakamoto did it." (Guess that anime!)
SEE YA!
