Hiya everyone! Wow, I am so sorry I haven't updated this sooner! AbsoluteAnarchy, dude, I know I said I'd have this uploaded sooner but I kinda got distracted by...The Jeremy Kyle Show...and...a new fic...and...Pokemon...and...yeah...So I'm sorry for not having this finished sooner! And I also told my twinsy Kathlan315 that this would be out yesterday...oops ^^' I'm a terrible person, I know XP But hey, at least it's updated now! :D
Okay, I had to say this; this morning I was replaying my Pokemon Black game and I was just training my Servine in some random grass, y'know, just minding my own business when I came across an shiny Purrloin! A FREAKING SHINY! And I wasn't even trying to find one either! I was like "HOLY SHIT I FOUND A SHINY! X3" Most of you probably don't care, but I just wanted to share this amazing moment with you lovelies :3
Anyways, enough of my jibber jabber! Enjoy~
Deidara cracked a drowsy eye. He yawned and attempted to sit up only to find that he couldn't. He groaned and tried again, receiving the same results. Something, or someone, was holding him to the bed. He opened his eyes fully to see Sasori still holding him from last night.
Deidara blushed before scowling and squirming to get out of the redhead's firm hold. He sighed and poked the older teen to try to wake him up; when that didn't work, he growled and shoved the older male, causing him to fall to the floor.
Deidara would've laughed had he not been pulled to the floor too. He landed on top of the redhead, who groaned before opening his eyes. Lazy chocolate eyes gazed into wide azure ones, their faces mere centimeters apart.
Deidara blushed at their close proximity while Sasori just smirked, tightening his already firm hold on the blond and pulling his body even closer. He chuckled, "Well, brat, pushing me out of the bed wasn't very nice, but I rather like this position. I'm sure I can forgive you for waking me up if you give me a nice 'good morning' kiss." His smirk widened.
The blond felt his face heat up even more at that. He tried getting away again, but soon gave up after a minute of struggling finding Sasori to be quite a bit stronger than he was. He sighed and averted his gaze muttering, "Fucking bastard, un."
"Aww, what happened to 'Danna'? I really liked that nickname."
Deidara growled before pecking the older teen on the lips, surprising the redhead. He looked away again, muttering, "There's your freaking kiss, un. Now let me go."
Sasori recovered from the initial surprise of the kiss and smirked, bringing one hand up to firmly grip the younger teen's chin, forcing him to look at him. He chuckled, "You call that a kiss?" was all he said before forcefully pressing their lips together.
Deidara tried getting away but found it useless; so instead, he simply groaned and kissed back. Sasori smiled into the kiss as their lips molded together. Deidara quickly melted into the kiss as Sasori brought his other free hand down to grope the blonde's ass.
Deidara's eyes flew open as he came to his senses. He quickly sat up and got off the smirking redhead, a dark blush on his face. The blond stormed off to the bathroom not sparing another glance to the older male.
Sasori watched the blond leave, chuckling to himself, "Hm, not a bad way to start off this Saturday." He smiled before getting up and going down the hall to go to another bathroom.
Deidara yawned as he walked down the stairs to the living room. "G'morning everyone, un." He stretched while strolling over to the couch and plopped down beside Hidan.
He smirked at the blond, nudging him with his elbow. Deidara raised a brow to which the albino leaned over and whispered, "So did you and Red fuck last night or what?"
The blond could feel heat rising to his cheeks while the Jashinist snickered. Deidara smacked the other male on the head muttering, "No, we didn't fuck or do anything last night, un."
Hidan scowled, "Oww you fuck!" He rubbed his head before smirking. "Yeah, I actually knew you two didn't do anything." The blond raised a brow and opened his mouth to say something but was cut off by Hidan. "I know you and Red didn't do anything because if you did, the whole house would've heard you moaning and screaming like a bitch while Red fucked you. Ohh~ Sasori no Danna, un~ Fuck me harder~ Ohhhh~" Hidan mocked causing Deidara's cheeks to darken even more.
He glared at the albino and slapped a hand over his mouth to silence him. He scoffed, "And what makes you think that I'd bottom to Danna anyways, un?"
"Well the fact that you call me 'Danna' for one. And for two; there's no way in hell you're topping me, brat."
Deidara groaned at the redhead's voice reaching his ear. He turned his head to give the redhead an unamused look. "Where the hell- EW! HIDAN, UN!" His eyes widened as he wiped his hand off on Sasori's shirt. "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LICK ME?!"
Said teen simply shrugged. "Cause your fucking hand was over my mouth. What the fuck did you expect?"
Deidara gapped at the Jashinist. "Uh…maybe for you NOT TO FREAKING LICK ME, UN?!"
Sasori glared at the albino. "Hey, I'm the only one who can lick the brat."
"Yeah only he c- WAIT. NO YOU CAN'T LICK ME EITHER, UN!"
Hidan smirked, "Hey, Red; if you do lick Blondie, will you record it or take a picture of it for me?"
Sasori's smirk widened and he nodded. Deidara gapped at the two males before giving an exasperated sigh and getting up to get away from the two idiots.
He entered the kitchen away from those two, and opened the fridge. "Good morning. How'd you sleep?"
Deidara looked up to see Pein standing beside him with a cup of coffee in his hands. He smiled at the male and shrugged. "Eh, pretty good I guess, un."
Pein nodded, taking a sip of his coffee. "That's good." He smirked, "That means you should have no problem sleeping here all next week."
The blond shot the pierced teen a questioning look, raising a brow. "What do you mean, un?"
The auburn haired teen chuckled, taking another sip of his coffee. He shrugged casually, his smirk never leaving his face. "I mean, for the project Kakashi assigned us. You won't have a problem spending all next week here then?" His smirk widened, "With Sasori."
Deidara's face dropped. Shit. He'd forgotten all about the assignment! He groaned and slammed his head onto the fridge. "Fuck, un. I forgot all about that damned project." He scowled, glancing over to the redhead sitting on the couch watching television while sipping on his own cup of coffee.
He sighed looking back to the fridge and grabbing a bottle of apple juice before walking outside. Sasori watched the blond leave out of the corner of his eye. Once the blond shut the front door, Sasori got up and waltzed over to his pierced friend.
He put his empty cup in the sink and glanced over to Pein still sipping his coffee. "So, what'd he say?"
The auburn haired teen shrugged. "He said he forgot all about the project."
Sasori rolled his eyes, "Thought so."
Pein nodded. "Mhm." He finished the rest of his coffee, putting the empty cup in the sink. "So…did anything interesting happen last night?"
The younger teen smiled and shrugged. "We cuddled."
Pein snorted, "Did you force him to?"
Sasori chuckled, "Not exactly." Pein raised a brow silently asking the redhead to elaborate. He shrugged again. "I told him the grudge lady was going to get him so he snuggled up to me."
The older teen nodded. "I see. Any SasoDei action this morning?"
Sasori raised a brow. "SasoDei? What the hell is that?"
"Your ship name."
"Ship…what?"
Pein chuckled. "Dude, you two are totally hot together and I want you two to get together. So I ship you."
Sasori continued to look at the pierced teen with a questionable look before rolling his eyes and smiling. "To answer your question; yeah. He shoved me out of the bed and he fell on top of me so he kissed me…well…I sort of kissed him…but still!"
The older teen smiled at that. "I can't wait for this week."
Sasori's smile widened. "Me either."
"Alright fuckers, we're outta here."
Deidara walked back inside with the albino. Kakuzu rolled his eyes. "It's about damn time. I wanted to leave early this morning like Zetsu and Tobi. We've got things to do."
Hidan stuck his tongue out at the tanned teen. "Yeah, whatever." He clapped the blond on the back muttering, "Good luck with Red." Before winking and leaving with Kakuzu.
Deidara rolled his eyes and sat down on the sofa. He looked around and raised a brow. "Hey…where's 'Tachi, Konan and Kisame, un?"
"Kisame and Itachi left to hang out at the aquarium, and Konan took my car back to your house to pack your stuff for the week."
The blonde's eyes widened. "What, un? But I don't have to stay here until MONDAY!"
Pein shrugged. "She said that you'd better just stay here for the next two nights to get ready for the week."
Deidara groaned and flopped down on the couch on his back. "Damn that woman, un."
Sasori chuckled, "Oh, common brat. It'll be fun!"
Deidara gave both teens an unamused look before rolling his eyes muttering, "Yeah, about as fun as being mauled by a tiger, un."
"I'm back!"
The three teens' heads whipped around to see Konana walking through the front door with two of Deidara's suitcases. The blond glared at the bluenette as she strolled over to them. "Here you go, hun." She smiled sweetly to him.
Deidara scoffed, "I'm not staying the weekend here if I'm gonna be stuck here with these two idiots, un."
Sasori and Pein both put a hand over their hearts and put on a fake pained look. "Oh, brat. You've wounded me." Pein nodded, falling dramatically on the couch beside Deidara.
Konan snickered at her friends. "Alright, Dei. I'm gonna take this up to your new room for the next week." She smiled again before disappearing up the stairs leaving a scowling blond and two chuckling males.
-Later-
"Alright, guys. I'm outta here." Konan stood and stretched smiling at the trio. "'Tachi and Kisame should be getting home from their date any minute now, and I'm gonna squeeze every juicy detail out of that Uchiha if it's the last thing I do."
Pein chuckled, standing as well. "Well, it's been great having you here. Don't be a stranger, K?" He winked to the bluenette before walking her to the door. They shared a few words before the blushing teen leaned over and kissed Pein on the cheek.
Deidara and Sasori both smiled at the now blushing pierced teen. "They're so cute together, un."
Sasori nodded in agreement. "They are." He glanced to the blond laying on the floor. "Can I ask you something?"
Deidara raised a brow, "What, un?"
The redhead lied down on the couch looking to the ceiling. "Do you ever wish you were in a cute relationship like that?"
The blond blushed slightly rolling over so that he was gazing at the ceiling too. He shrugged, "Sometimes, un." The older teen simply nodded. "Why do you ask?"
Sasori shrugged. "Just curious."
"Okay, I think I'm in love."
Sasori chuckled, "You've only known her a week. How could you possibly be in love?"
Pein shrugged. "I can feel it." He smirked looking between the two younger males, "Like with you two."
Both teens blushed at that. The blond glared at the pierced teen, "We are NOT in love, un."
Pein chuckled, "Not yet."
The blond groaned exasperatedly, "This is going to be the longest week of my life, un."
"And the best."
"Aaaarrrggg!" Deidara angrily got up and stomped up to his new room for the week, making sure to slam the door.
Pein glanced at the redhead, "I think we pissed him off…"
Sasori rolled his eyes, "No shit Sherlock." He sighed, standing as well. "I'm gonna go apologize for the both of us."
The older teen nodded, "Good luck."
"Thanks. I'll need it." He chuckled before disappearing up the stairs in the direction the blond went.
"Gahh those fucking bastards, un. I'm going to go mad before this damned week is over." Deidara belly flopped onto the bed. He buried his face in the pillow muttering, "Why does he even like me anyways, un?" He sighed harshly, "I wish he'd just leave me alone."
Deidara groaned again when he heard a knock at the door. "Go away, un!"
Sasori opened the door anyways, slipping in and silently closing the door. "Hey. I just wanted to apologize for pissing you off earlier. We were just poking fun, but I guess we shouldn't do that all the time, ne?"
The blond turned his head slightly to glance at the redhead through the corner of his eye. "Un. You're such a bastard. More so than Pein." His voice was muffled by the pillow.
Sasori chuckled walking over and taking a seat beside the blond before lying down next to him. He looked at the ceiling. "Hey, brat?"
"What, un?"
"Are you a virgin?"
Deidara felt his cheeks heating up. He threw his pillow at the redhead, scowling. "What the fuck kind of question is that, un?! I thought you came in here to apologize, not ask me about my sex life!"
Sasori put his hands up in defense. "Sorry, sorry. I was just curious is all..." They lay there, a comfortable silence falling over them as they gazed at the ceiling.
"Yes, un."
The older teen raised a brow, casting the blond a curious look. "Yes, what?"
Didara sighed, his cheeks dusted pink. "Yes…I'm a virgin. There happy?"
He turned his gaze back to the ceiling, smiling. "Okay, cool."
"What about you, un?"
The redhead shrugged, "I wish I was."
For some reason that answer made the blond, angry? But why should he care? He didn't. Then why was he suddenly so furious? He shook his head, clenching his teeth he said, "Oh? That's nice, un."
Sasori raised a brow at the blonde's sudden change in tone. "Are you okay?"
He turned his head and forced a smile. "Peachy, un."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes I'm fucking sure! Why should I care who you sleep with or not, un?!" He snapped causing the older teen's eyes to go wide.
"Woah, no need to snap at me, brat."
Deidara rolled his eyes muttering, "Whatever, un. I'm going to take a shower." He angrily got up and marched to the bathroom.
"Want any company in there?"
"PISS OFF, UN!" He slammed the door causing Sasori to chuckle. He hopped off the bed and left the blonde's room.
"I heard another door slam…how'd it go?" Pein questioned as he played L4D2 on his PS3.
Sasori shrugged plopping down beside his auburn haired friend. "He's a virgin and when I told him I'm not he got pissed at me."
Pein smirked, not looking away from the screen he said, "He actually does care about you."
"Really? How can you tell?"
"Well, he was fine until you told him you weren't a virgin, right?" Sasori nodded. "Then that means he's pissed he can't be your first!" He grinned.
Sasori tilted his head to the side, "You think so?"
Pein nodded, "Of course! Why else would he be pissed if it isn't because of jealousy?"
The redhead shrugged, "Good point."
The older teen smirked, "I know."
-Later-
"I'm hungry."
"Me too, un."
Pein looked to his two friends and shrugged. "I don't feel like cooking, so what do you guys want?"
Sasori shrugged, "Doesn't matter to me." He looked to Deidara, "You can pick, brat."
Deidara rolled his eyes and looked up in thought. "Hm…how about Olive Garden, un?"
Pein whistled, "Feeling expensive tonight I see." He smirked, "Alright, get your coats, it's cold out."
Sasori and Deidara nodded, quickly getting their coats and heading out the front door, and getting into Pein's car.
"Hey, brat. Wanna sit in my lap again?"
"NO, UN. The back seat seems more comfortable than your stupid lap anyday."
"Oh, really? But I thought you said that my lap was 'really comfy'?"
"Shut up bastard, un!"
"Make me, brat."
"Ladies! Ladies! You're both pretty, now please don't fight in my car…or at the restaurant…or at home…or EVER." Pein intervened.
Deidara crossed his arms and scowled, looking out the window as Pein drove. Sasori simply smirked and glanced out his own window. Pein sighed. "This is gonna be one hell of a week." He chuckled, "Should be interesting." He muttered to himself.
They arrived at the restaurant, Pein walked up to the hostess and smiled kindly at her. "Hello; table for three."
She smiled and nodded, "Right this way, sirs." They followed her to their table where they were quickly seated. Pein and Sasori took one side of the booth while Deidara sat opposite of them. Sasori attempted, several times, to try and switch seats and sit beside the blond but Deidara simply glared or smacked him on the head muttering a 'no'.
"Hello sirs~ My name is Cindy and I'll be your waitress today~" She smiled sweetly to the trio. She had shoulder length brown hair and piercing green eyes. She handed each teen a menu, blushing slightly when handing Sasori his.
Deidara glared at the brunette as she left to get their drinks. Sasori seemed to notice the blonde's change in mood towards the waitress. He smirked. He could have fun with this.
They were looking over their menus when Pein's phone went off. He picked it up answering, "Hello?"
"Hey Pein! Are you busy now?" Konan.
He glanced to his two friends and shrugged, "Nahh, not really. Why?"
"Uh…well, I was hoping that maybe, if you haven't eaten yet you, uh…might, I dunno, maybe wanna come over and watch a movie? I made dinner, but I'm kinda here by myself right now. 'Tachi's having dinner with Kisame and his family tonight."
Pein smiled, "Sure. I'm on my way."
"Awesome! Seeya soon~!"
"Kk." He hung up the phone.
"Who was that, un?"
"Konan. She wants me to come over for dinner." He fished out more than enough money for both teens' meals. "I'm gonna go, you guys can enjoy the food here. It's on me." He smiled and handed Sasori the car keys, "Here, I'll take a cab."
Sasori nodded, "Okay, thanks. Have fun."
"But not too much fun, un!"
Pein laughed and waved his friends goodbye before leaving the restaurant.
Right after the auburn haired teen left, the waitress came back with their drinks. "Oh? What happened to your other frined?"
Sasori smiled at the girl, "Oh, he had to be somewhere."
She nodded, "That's a shame." Setting Deidara and Sasori's drinks down, she bent over and leaned toward Sasori, making sure he had a good view of her cleavage.
Deidara glared at the girl. Whore. Slut. Tramp. Bitch. Man stea-NO. For her to be a man stealer, they would first have to be together. WHICH THEY ARE NOT. Why does he even care?! He doesn't. But for some reason, he felt furious whenever Sasori would smile or flirt back with the bitch. Why?
He shook his head. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't- Okay maybe he cared a little…She glanced at the blond, then back at Sasori. "So what will you and that girl be having today?"
Sasori chuckled at the blonde's reddening face. "I'll have the chicken parmesan and HE will have the pasta primavera."
She smiled, "Okay! It'll be out soon, cutie pie~" she winked before walking away, making sure to add a little extra swing to her hips. Ew, what a slut.
Sasori smirked, raising a brow to the blond, "Brat? Are you okay? You seem…upset." He knew exactly why the younger teen was mad. He just couldn't help but to torcher him a bit.
Deidara leaned back in his seat, crossing his arms he muttered, "Fucking nothing, un."
The older teen shrugged. "Fine then. Don't tell me."
About ten minutes later, the waitress came back out with the teens' orders. "Here you are, hun~" She smiled at the redhead as she served him his food. She glanced at Deidara and rolled her eyes, placing his food down in front of him.
She looked over to Sasori placing a hand on his shoulder and casually running it down his arm to his hand, to his fingertips, smiling flirtatiously as she did so. "Let me know if you need anything else~" She winked before heading to another table.
"Stupid slut, un." Deidara muttered while he angrily stabbed his pasta with a fork.
Sasori couldn't help but chuckle to himself at the brat's jealous behavior. They ate their food with minimal speaking.
"Are you ready for your check?" Cindy smiled sweetly to the redhead who returned her smile and nodded. She left, returning minutes later with the bill.
He handed the girl the cash before standing up with the blond. "Thank you, it was delicious."
She blushed, stepping closer to Sasori, touching his upper arm. She giggled, feeling his toned arms, "Oh, I didn't know you worked out?"
The redhead shrugged, "Sometimes." He smirked, glancing at the jealous blond to his left.
The brunette stepped a little closer to Sasori and smirked, "Maybe you should call me? I could show you a real good time~"
That's it! Deidara growled before grabbing Sasori's hand and pulling him away from the bitch and into a kiss. He wrapped his arms around the redhead's neck and pulled him closer.
Sasori's eyes widened before fluttering shut as he wrapped his arms around the blonde's waist.
The waitress stared wide eyed, mouth a gap at the two as their tongues twisted and tied together. Deidara tugged on Sasori's messy red hair slightly, trying to deepen the kiss further.
After about a minute the two males pulled away, panting slightly. Deidara glared at the girl before exiting the restaurant in a huff. Sasori smirked, glancing back at the gawking waitress he shrugged. "Sorry, 'hun', but I'm gay and my heart already belongs to him." He casually waved to the horrified bitch before exiting behind the blond.
Sasori unlocked the car and slid into the driver's seat while the blond slipped into the passenger's seat. He started the car and they drove in mostly silence, that is, until the older teen decided to break the silence with a question. "So, what was that back there?"
Deidara huffed, crossing his arms he glared out the window. "What was what?"
"The kiss."
"What kiss, un?"
"Were you jealous?"
"No."
"Brat."
"Danna, un."
Sasori smirked, "You were jealous weren't you?"
Deidara sighed exasperatedly, "No, un! Well…maybe. I don't fucking know! Just…forget it even happened, un."
Sasori frowned slightly, but nodded nonetheless. "Okay."
The rest of the drive was quiet. Neither one wanting to speak. When they got home, Pein still wasn't home. Deidara went straight to his room and locked himself in there for the rest of the night.
Sasori was lounging on the couch when Pein finally got home. "Hey, how was dinner with Konan?"
Pein grinned, "Great. We cuddled and watched a movie then I kissed her. What about you? How'd dinner go with Dei?"
Sasori shrugged, "Okay. The waitress was a flirty slut, the brat got jealous, kissed me, and now refuses to admit he was jealous."
Pein nodded. "I see." He smiled at the redhead. "Hey! At least you know he cares about you, at least a little. Otherwise he wouldn't have gotten jealous."
Sasori smiled. "Yeah you're right. Thanks." He was silent for a moment before muttering. "I think I might love him."
Pein raised a brow, "But I thought this morning you said it was just a crush?"
The redhead shook his head. "No. It's more than that. I can feel it…kinda like what you were saying about Konan this morning."
The older teen nodded. "I see." He offered his friend a soft smile, "Don't worry, he'll come around. Just give it some time, okay?"
Sasori returned the smile and nodded. They watched TV for a few more hours before heading to bed. Sasori laid down in his bed on his back staring at the ceiling. He thought of the blond and smiled. "Pein's right. Just give it time, and you'll come around, Deidara." He closed his eyes and soon fell into unconsciousness with dreams filled with a certain blond.
Hells yeah! SasoDei all stitched into this chappie! X3 Does that make up for the lateness, ne? Maybe? Okay! I know I probably won't stick to this (I really am a terribly lazy person ^^') BUT, I want to try and update this thing before Saturday. Think I can do it? Maybe some reviews will motivate me *wink wink* ;3
Anyways! I hope you all enjoyed, don't forget to review! And remember to have a beautiful day~
