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Chapter One: Part Six: Stripping and Boats

Are you still there?

You've been staring at the statues for quite some time.

They are quite mesmerizing, and oh how I wish their grandeur could be seen around the world.

Well then, let's continue with the story, whenever you're ready.


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I see Kirigakure for what it is. The bloody days haven't started yet, so it's actually pretty nice. I really wanted to change cannon for this country, but there would be too many changes. Kisame would never become a member of the Akatsuki, Haku would never be apprenticed by Zabuza, Zabuza wouldn't have slaughtered his entire class, and the current Mizukage would never have paved the way for Mei Terumi.

It all lays a heavy dose of sadness deep inside my cold bitchy heart, but then again there were other ways to ensure a 'better' Kirigakure.

It's been a few days since my kerfuffle with Ao, and now I've successfully purchased enough scrap metals for at least three useful upgrades. The blacksmith in this village was rather nice. A well-aged man who's pale skin was almost always covered in smudges of soot. His name always seemed to elude you. It wasn't like I haven't said his name before; it was just that he was one of those people whose name's you could easily forget. He promised to give me all the metal he could spare if I could find a decent set of clothes. I easily complied after purchasing enough textiles with the savings I had earned at the restaurant back in the old village near Kumo.


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The road home was strange? My eyes could scan past the mist, read temperature levels, and all that fancy tech stuff, but the sinking feeling as if I were being watched didn't go away. It was then that my eyes picked up discrepancies on the walls…Hunter Nin…

'Oh Mizukage, I'm flattered really.' I smirk ever so slightly as I pushed my cart filled with metal towards my apartment.

The path was more interesting, seeing as none of the Hunter Nin noticed that I had already taken notice of them. They could never have expected me to do something so strange.

"UUUUUUUUUUUGH~!" I moaned loud enough for my voice to resound all over the streets. I strip off the corporate pantsuit I had designed a few days ago. I was now known as the strange big breasted foreign lady, who wore clothes from another country.

"This mist is SOOOOOOO STICKY~!" I let the innuendo out with another glorious moan as I finished stripping. The only clothes I had on was a few bandages tied around my chest and a sash covering a my front and behind. The sides of my waist held absolutely no cover. Shameless as I was, the mist was particularly thick today, I had an excuse. I hear a big 'THUD' as I continue walking down the misty streets with my cart full of metal. I paid no heed to anything after that.

I quickly make it to the entrance of my home with my system babbling on about elated heart rates, nasal bleeding, and something about a concussion. Poor Hunter Nin, he's probably never seen a body like my before. Nobody in this world, has seen a body like mine. That is a fact I'm quite sure of.

I quickly lower the blinds of my home as the Hunter Nin watch on. They didn't seem to have anything better to do, taking orders from the Mizukage and all. I smile at this thought as I pushed the cart of metals into the back room.

"COMMAND-ACCESS: METAL ASSIMILATION" I smile as my mouth begins to grow hot, the interior glows orange as I shove bits and pieces of metal into it.

It felt likes hours of shoving things into my mouth, in and out, again and again. I then figured out what upgrades I wanted. Nova's cloaking technology from Star Craft. A quartet of laser firing drones And finally, solar panels in the pores of my skin. Seriously, I was tired of eating live animals to refuel, might as well do it like a plant.

Stealth is a key component to surviving this world without getting caught. The drones would provide the necessary fire power need to surviving this world, plus I never liked playing fair. It would be easy to cloak myself and the drones as they charge a laser strong enough to shred through most opponents.

'UPGRADES SELECTED

INITIATING ASSIMILATION PROCESS

LOADING

ASSIMILATION PROCESS COMPLETE

ACCESSING: NOVA STEALTH TECH

ACCESSING: PHOTON EMISSION DRONES

ACCESSING: SOLAR PANEL SKIN

PERMISSION?"

"Permission~!" I say this with a whimsical voice as my skin as felt strange. It was rather rapturous.

This feeling of mine…


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"I must be off now Mizukage-Sama." I say this with the utmost respect as I bow. I see a team assembled as I bow before his royal gayness. I had nothing against gays, Marcus was gay. Yes, my manager in my past life. But, Marcus and I shared a hate for closet gays. The Mizukage was definitely hiding it, but he couldn't escape my professional sight. The modelling industry is filled with strange people, and as one of those on top, I needed to be able to read people easily.

Kisame, Ao, and Mangetsu. Hmph, there was no Kunoichi present, how pathetic.

A future Akatsuki, a hunter nin, and a swordsman who knows how to use all the seven swords of Kirigakure. They're all deadly opponents that are out of my league…for now. My malicious thoughts went on as the Mizukage began to speak with a tone of finality.

"Team 3 will escort you to your homeland. And, as I have metioned before, failure to establish any form of relations between Kirigakure and your homeland will result in your immediate death." He says this sternly before turning away from me.

I smile as I boarded the vessel with my bags of clothing and makeup. I didn't need anything else really. The directions were set in my head as the captain and a few meagre crew members entered. Kirigakure's naval advancements were definitely nothing to laugh at, seeing as my quarters didn't even feel the tide outside.

"Team 3…" I say this outloud with a voice of wonder; no doubt they have a way of spying of me. I couldn't help but feel a little bit violated at that thought, but what was a girl to do. The waiting game is won by cheaters and patient people. I am both.

With everything going according to plan, I fish out some string from my bag and started knitting.

This boat ride would be interesting, to say the least.

Stripping and Boats/END


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