Partners in Crime

By Weirdbard

Chapter 7

Dr Drakken hummed to himself as he removed a piping hot tray of peanut butter stickies out of the oven in his time share lair and looked for place to sit the cookies down to cool. The lair was piled high with various boxes only some of which belonged to Drakken while the rest belonged to the other villains that rented the time share lair with him. Not finding a ready surface to sit the cookies down on Drakken frowned. He was wearing floral patterned oven mitts and an apron that said, "Cookies are good but I'm in it for the dough." It wasn't one of Drakken's favorite aprons, his favorite had said, "Kiss the baker, he tastes like chocolate." But Shego had disliked that one so much she had set fire to it one day, while Drakken had still been wearing it.

Hearing a buzzing noise coming from the front door of the lair, Drakken took one more look around to find a place to set the cookie sheet but finding nothing he gave a shrug and carried the cookies with him. Pushing the button to slide the door open he expected to find Shego had returned to him. So it was with a touch of surprise when the door slid open to reveal Agent Will Du and a force of Global Justice agents standing there.

Dr. Drakken blinked a few times at the agents before saying. "I gave at the office." And before they could react, he pressed the button sliding and locking the door shut again.

As the agents outside pounded on the door, Drakken threw the cookie sheet and its contents to the side and raced towards the rear exit of the lair. As he went he tried to pull off the apron but found he had once again tied the ties on it too tight and with the oven mitts covering his hands he couldn't get it to let go. Still struggling with the apron, he hit the button to the rear exit with his elbow.

As the rear door to the lair slid open Drakken had finally realized that if he removed the oven mitts he might have an easier time getting the apron off. Tugging the oven mitts off he tossed them to the side and started to bolt out the exit when he noticed it was blocked by Kim Possible and a woman with a patch over one eye.

"Kim Possible!" Drakken shouted but then peered at the other person with her. "Excuse me but do I know you?" He asked.



Dr. Director cocked her head at the supposed mad genius. "Dr. Director. I've only locked you and Shego up over a dozen times when Kim brings you in. How could you not know my name by now?"

Drakken peered at her for a moment. "Nope, your face doesn't ring any bells. You wouldn't be by chance related to the buffoon that is usually with Possible?"

Dr. Director's one good eye narrowed in annoyance at him. "No. I am not related to Ron Stoppable."

Any further questions Drakken might have asked was halted when Kim in a very atypical manner for her, lunged forward and gather the front of his apron in her fist and forced him back till he slammed into the still hot oven behind him. "Speaking of Ron… Where is he and Shego?" She growled at him.

Drakken struggled to move away from the hot oven and replied. "How should I know where that buffoon has gotten to? As for Shego I haven't seen her since that break in you thwarted a few days ago. I assume she was lying low till she could return to my lair unseen."

Kim tightened her hold on Drakken's apron as if she suspected he was lying to her.

"Where would Shego go if she were injured in some way?" Dr. Director asked.

Drakken frowned. "She would return to me of course. Unless for some reason she couldn't find me or get to me, in which case she would find some hole to hide in and take care of herself, if the wounds were not too major."

"And what would she do if she required major surgery and couldn't get back to you for some reason?" Dr. Director continued her line of questioning.

Drakken seemed to be thinking it over but instead of answering her he took a deep sniff and asked. "Do you smell something burning?"

"Kim let Drakken move away from the oven. His lab coat is melting." Dr. Director ordered.

Kim pulled Drakken and threw him into some boxes near the rear exit. Drakken remained sitting where he had been thrown by Kim and looked at her in surprise. "What is her problem anyway?"

"The question Drakken? Where would Shego go or take someone who was injured and she couldn't take care of it herself?"

Drakken slowly started to shake his head to signal he didn't have any idea but suddenly stopped. "I suppose she might go to that butcher. She used him a few times before she came into my employ."

"Butcher?" Kim asked.

"Wolfgang Amadeus Mozenberg. He has a reputation for helping the criminal element."

Dr. Director rubbed her chin. "I've heard of him. He was thrown out of a German University for doing unauthorized experiments on students wasn't he?"



Drakken frowned in disgust. "Yes. He gives us respectable scientists a bad name."

Kim snorted.

Drakken chose to ignore her. "I heard he went into a medical practice here to help fund his unorthodox hobbies."

"Do you know where we can find him?" Kim nearly growled at him.

"Why should I help you anyway?" Drakken asked as he finally stood up from the crush of boxes he had been sitting on.

"How about to avoid jail time?" Dr. Director supplied.

"For what? If you recall I didn't even manage to steal the pan dimensional vortex inducer. It was stolen from me by those two strange women that showed up and since I didn't manage to steal it, what charges are you going to bring against me?"

"You and Shego did break into a government research laboratory. Breaking and entering will still get you a few years in jail and once we get you into a cell I'm sure we can find more reasons to hold you." Dr Director told him.

Drakken grumbled but did reach into a pocket of his lab coat and pull out a note card and scribble an address down. "Fine, this is the last address I have on him. I wouldn't have this but Shego once got hit by one of my exploding experiments and that time she wouldn't let me remove the fragments myself but made me take her to Wolfgang."

The front door to the lair finally gave way to the pounding of the global justice agents and Will Du gestured them back so he could stride into the room as if he owned it. His grand commanding entrance was ruined however as he slipped on a peanut butter stickie cookie lying on the floor and he slide a few feet to finally lose his balance and land flat on his back.

Drakken, Kim and Dr. Director just looked at him as he rose to his feet and began brushing himself off.

"Oh fine, there goes my last batch of cookies as well. Do you know how hard it is to buy ingredients in a store when your skin is blue? Either I'm recognized by adults as being a known criminal or having little kids walk up to me and say. "Hi papa Smurf, where is smurfette?" I swear as soon as I become ruler of the world my first task will be to have that cartoon banned and all copies destroyed." Drakken complained.

"I should take you in right now." Dr. Director replied. "But I have bigger problems at the moment. Keep your nose clean Drakken or we will be back."

"Yeah, yeah. Who is going to pay for that front door? They'll take it out of my security deposit you know!" Drakken yelled after them as the group left via the destroyed front door. Kim being the last one out turned and shot a look at him that nearly had the mad scientist shaking in his boots.



"Wonder what her problem is? Must be that time of month for her." Drakken mumbled and then instinctively looked around to see if Shego was nearby. The last time he had made such a statement after accusing Shego of being moody he nearly had his hide burned off by her. Where was that woman anyway?

As Shego slowly stirred from deep sleep, it was with the thought that she couldn't remember sleeping so well in a very long time. Her sleep fogged brain tried to figure out what she had done differently that allowed her to get such a peaceful rest and vow to keep doing it. Right before she opened her eyes she could hear the steady thump thump of a heart under her ear. Already starting to smile she opened her eyes to see Ron lying underneath her. Shego idly noted that neither of them had shut off the lights to her room before they had passed out.

"Oh yeah, now I remember. Having someone to sleep and cuddle with is what let me sleep so well." She muttered out loud. Course she would have preferred for her good sleep to have been the result of some good vigorous physical activity before having gone to sleep but Ron had fallen asleep on her before she could initiate it. Shego almost frowned but then with a wicked grin she thought to herself what was to stop them from having that vigorous activity now? Really good sex was better when both partners were well rested anyway.

In any case, the first order of business was to get Ron up both from sleep and in other ways. Moving slowly Shego crawled up the bed until her mouth was next to Ron's ear.

"Ronnie." She purred trying to wake him.

Ron however continued to sleep onward, but he did start to slowly smile in his sleep.

"Guess who this is?" Shego said in a playful voice and then licked the edge of his ear.

"And if you say Kim I may have to hurt you." She thought to herself.

Ron's grin grew larger but he still refused to give up his hold on sleep.

"Come on Ronnie, I want to play." Shego stated out loud and licked his ear again.

"Give me five more minutes Bonnie, Mad Dog is tired." Ron finally muttered.

Shego frowned in annoyance. While she was pleased it wasn't Kim's name on Ron's lips it still didn't thrill her that he thought she was some other horny cheerleader. "Ron wake up." Shego said flatly in her normal voice.

Ron frowned and without opening his eyes he said. "Shego?"

Shego raised herself on her elbows a little so she could look down at the reclined Ron. "That's right. You disappointed it isn't some little randy cheerleader?"

Shego almost let out a shriek of surprise as Ron suddenly jerked his right arm up and wrapped it around her waist and flipped over in the bed and she found herself now lying flat on her back in the bed with Ron poised over her. Shego swallowed as she saw the hungry looks Ron was giving her. "Not me. I prefer a villain Goddess over a mere cheerleader any day of the week."

Shego grinned up at him. "Trying to be the dominant one in this relationship?" She asked playfully before wrapping one of her legs around his and flipping them again so Ron was back under her. Before he could do another wrestling reversal on her, she quickly pulled her knees up so she was sitting on his waist with her hands holding his arms down on the bed.

"Who me?" Ron asked with an almost convincing innocent look on his face. "Not at all, I don't mind being the submissive one… As long as we take turns."

Shego seemed to ponder for a moment. "I make no promises."

"Not even if I promise to be gentle when I spank you when it is your turn to be the submissive one?" Ron asked.

Shego's eyebrow rose at that. "Oh aren't we the bold one? What makes you think I would let anyone spank me?"

"Because you are a bad girl and all bad girls are secretly waiting for someone to come along with a firm hand and punish them." Ron said dropping his voice an almost low purr.

Shego in spite of herself felt her face flush and a pool of heat develop at her center.

"Damn." She thought to herself. "Ron is really proving to be quite good at seduction."

"And are all goody two shoes just waiting for a bad woman to come along and corrupt them?" She asked back her voice becoming husky.

"I'm putty in your hands waiting to be shaped." Ron whispered back.

Shego shifted her hips as she made herself comfortable. "Oh I don't know. What I'm sitting on sure doesn't feel like putty to me."

In their wrestling both had moved near the edge of Shego's bed and Shego reluctantly thought to herself that she would have to get up so they could get back to the middle before they continued. As it was now Ron's head was almost hanging over the edge of the bed. For a moment, she thought about letting Ron take control of their upcoming love making. The thoughts of his large hands smacking her bare butt nearly had Shego panting but it wasn't in her nature to just roll over and let anyone have that kind of control over her, maybe next time.



Shego's began to slowly pull up Ron's shirt, lightly running her nails up and down his belly and up his chest as she continued to peel the shirt off of him. Stopping for a moment she stared into his eyes. Ron's eyes were glazed over with lust and Shego just knew she was in for a marathon of love making the likes she hadn't had in a very long time, when she noticed his eyes dart to the right of them and the grin on his face fall.

Looking over sharply she found Harley Quinn was once again standing next to her bed a few feet from where Ron's head was almost hanging over the edge. Harley had her left hand on her gray prison shirt just below her left breast and the other hand was mere inches from the waistband of the gray prison slacks. Harley's face was flushed and her breathing erratic. Realizing that Shego and Ron had stopped their actions, she raised her eyes which had been focused on Ron's chest to look Shego in the eyes. "Um… Hi?" She asked. "You know, you really need to lock your door?"

Shego's face grew hard. "That…is….it." She stated in a cold voice.

Harley's eyes grew large and she let out a little eep and turning tail she bolted for the door of the room and was gone, Shego a few inches behind her, her hands glowing with green fire.

Ron lay on the bed alone for a few moments and sighed. "I wonder if the plumbing in this lair still works? I really need an ice cold shower." He muttered to himself. Finally deciding he better go keep Shego from killing Harley he rose from the bed and strolled out into the corridor.

Ivy was walking along the rubble strewn corridor of the destroyed lair. She was looking for Harley, although she feared she knew exactly where her slightly crazy lover had gone.

Last night after finding the destroyed kitchen Ivy and Harley had found the naked mole rat Rufus lying on a table using a cloth napkin as a blanket. As soon as they entered, Rufus leapt up and waved in their direction and without their asking him to, Rufus quickly rushed over to the plate of leftover biscuits and carried it to sit it in front of them. He then went back and pushed over to them a pot of honey. Harley had been fascinated with the creature and talked with it for several minutes as her and Ivy ate the biscuits. Ivy was shocked to realize that if you really listened carefully to what the creature was saying, it made perfect sense. Sure, his vocabulary was a little limited but Ivy thought to herself in some ways Rufus was a better conversationalist than half the shrinks in Arkham had been. At least what he had to say was actually interesting. Harley had told the naked mole rat about her adventures with The Joker and then how she broke it off with him to go with Ivy.

Rufus had nodded his head at points in the story and even smiled and flashed Ivy a thumbs up gesture when Harley mentioned that she had realized she was in love with Ivy. Rufus then in his high squeaky voice went on to tell them a little about his and Ron's adventures with Kim.

"Do you think Shego is better for Ron that Kim was?" Harley had asked.



Rufus seemed to ponder for just a moment before nodding his head. "Shego supportive. Kim …" Rufus blew a raspberry showing what he thought of how she had treated Ron.

After having eaten and talking with Rufus for a bit, Ivy and Harley had searched till they found a non destroyed room to sleep for the night. They settled on a room that was not that far from Shego's and that had posters on the wall of the planet earth on which someone had written over them in big markers, MINE and settled in for the night and a bout of love making.

Now Ivy slightly miffed that Harley wasn't in bed with her when she woke was searching for the blond. Hearing a long drawn out wail she sidestepped to the edge of the corridor and watched as Harley raced past her. Not more than a few seconds later Shego her hands glowing with plasma fire ran passed her too. Ivy continued to stand at the side of the corridor and just looked in the direction the two had raced past her. Several long moments later Ron came walking up. "I take it they went that way?' He asked casually.

Ivy glanced over to him and couldn't help notice the sizable bulge in his pants. "I don't suppose I need ask what Harley interrupted this morning to make Shego decide to roast her?" She said nodding in the direction of the bulge in Ron's leather pants.

Ron blushed slightly but resisted the urge to make it worse by trying to cover himself with his hands or turn away. "Yeah, she caught me and Shego starting to get, um, friendly."

"Only starting to?" Ivy asked with a raised eyebrow. "No wonder Shego is a little annoyed."

"Out of the way!" Harley screeched as she came up behind Ron and raced past him. Shego still running flat out passed them a moment later.

"Circular layout for the corridors of this place?" Ivy asked curiously.

Ron nodded his head. "Dr. Drakken always laid out his lairs in this manner. Frankly I think he did it for just that reason."

Ivy looked at him in question. "So Shego when she is enraged couldn't catch him in a corner and he had plenty of space to run."

Ivy nodded her head. "Sounds like he isn't a complete idiot then."

Ron resisted the urge to laugh. "Oh when it came to self preservation I think Drakken might just have earned his self proclaimed title of genius."

"Then again if he was all that smart he would avoid any reason to anger Shego in the first place." Ivy continued.



"A lesson I think Harley needs to learn." Ron bantered back.

Ivy actually smiled. "Well Harley is a slow learner when it comes to the things she wants and whether or not she can have them."

"She wants to push Shego's buttons until Shego fries her?" Ron asked.

Ron noticed a little uncomfortably that Ivy's eyes drifted to his crotch once again. "Harley likes to push people's buttons that is for sure, and she would like to get her hands on a few other things as well."

Ron nervously licked his lips. "You know Shego has this crazy thought that you two are trying to…" He drifted off as his courage failed him.

"What?" Ivy asked smirking. When Ron didn't answer her she started to slowly make her way towards him. Ron for his part backed away from her just as slowly. This continued until both of them had traversed the width of the hallway. Ron wanted Shego that was true but Ivy was one striking redheaded woman and the prison grays she was wearing hadn't been buttoned up fully nearly exposing her cleavage. "Shego thinks Harley and I are trying to do what Ron? Seduce the two of you? Does little ol me look Iike the type of woman to plan something like that?" Ivy placed one of her hands on the center of her chest and allowed the hand to drift downward. One of her fingers caught on the edge of her shirt and another button popped open until there was only one lone button holding her shirt closed at all.

Ron's back bumped into the opposite wall letting him know he could retreat no farther. As Ivy leaned towards him and only a few inches separated them, he held up his hand. "You promised you would not try to control me again." He reminded her.

"But Ron I swear I don't have my control lipstick on." Ivy frowned. "I don't even know what happened to it. I lost it when Global Justice caught us. I don't want to control you, just play a little."

Hearing Harley squealing again Ivy placed a few feet between her and Ron. Harley ran past without even bothering to comment to either of them, her arms pulled in tight as she ran full out. A few moments later Shego pulled to a stop next to Ron and Ivy breathing heavily and dosed her green fire. "Where did that girl learn to run?" She finally managed to wheeze out.

Ivy grinned. "She had a lot of practice with her old partner The Joker."

Shego taking a deep breath made to continue the chase but then stopped. Looking thoughtful for a moment, she reached over to Ron and pulled him slightly away from the wall to block the view of the passage behind him and then she crouched down and continued to breathe deeply. "So what have you two been talking about?" She asked after a moment.

"Ronnie here was just telling me that you have some kind of idea that Harley and I have plans to seduce Ron and you." Ivy stated calmly.



Ron paled and not for the first time he wondered if Ivy was truly crazy or just had no sense of danger.

Shego for her part just looked up sharply at Ivy. "And do you?"

Ivy smirked. "Harley definitely has."

"And you?" Shego asked again.

Ivy from where she was standing could see Shego was sweating from her chase with Harley and her form fitting black costume was low cut enough in the cleavage area for her to watch trickles of sweat run down between Shego's breasts. "I'm…." Ivy paused for a moment. "On the fence at the moment. But I must admit I am starting to see what Harley sees in the possibilities of the situation."

Shego started to rise to her feet to tell Ivy that it was never going to happen when she heard the sounds of Harley who was still running even though there was no longer anyone chasing her.

"Come on Blackie!" Harley was shouting over her shoulder at the empty corridor behind her. "We can't keep this up forever! Sooner or later something is going to …"

Harley who was looking over her shoulder didn't see as Shego stood up and calmly walked to the middle of the corridor in front of her with her arms wide open. Harley turned to look at the hallway she was running down just moments before slamming into Shego's waiting arms. "Happen?" She finished, her voice almost as high a squeak as Rufus's. Shego immediately trapped the smaller blond woman in her arms with a look on her face like the cat that ate the canary.

Harley stared at Shego's close up face and then glanced over her shoulder at the hallway as if still expecting to see a Shego there as well. "How did you get…?"

"I've got you now and there is nothing you can do to make me let you go." Shego smirked at her.

"Oh no?" Harley asked and then reaching around with her own hands she placed them on Shego's butt and squeezed them hard and then for good measure, or maybe just because she didn't want to miss the opportunity she pushed her face into Shego's cleavage.

Shego let out a eep that was totally out of character for her and released Harley and leapt away from the woman.

"Aww you promised you wouldn't let go." Harley cooed at Shego. Shego's hands immediately flared with green fire. "Aww not this again?" Harley whined and ran over to Ron side for protection. "Save me Ronnie!" She yelled and then hid behind him peeking around his back at Shego.

The sight of Harley with her blond hair in pigtails looking like a naughty child peeking around an uncomfortable looking Ron was so comical that Shego felt her anger start to fade a bit and she allowed her fire to go out yet again. That is until Ron's eyes grew big and he leapt away from Harley.



"Watch the hands Quinn." Ron shouted as turned to glare at her. He then realized his back was now turned toward Ivy and remembering the way she had acted earlier, he quickly backed up to place his back against the wall so he could watch all the women in the hallway with him.

Ivy was watching him with undisguised amusement. Harley was winking at him and Shego just looked like a blood vessel was about to burst in her forehead at any moment.

Shego crossed the distance between her and Harley and pointed a finger right between the blond's eyes. "Quit molesting my Ron." She growled out.

"Your Ron?" Ivy asked from where she was once again leaning on the corridor wall. "That is kind of possessive isn't it? Why couldn't it be OUR Ron?"

Shego didn't lower her threatening finger at Harley but glanced over at Ivy. "I knew you weren't a diehard lesbian but swung both ways."

Harley reached up and took Shego's hand that was pointing at her in hers. "Awww don't be jealous Shego, we both want you as much as Ronnie. Think of it as a grope package."

"Group package." Ivy corrected her.

"I said what I meant." Harley giggled.

Shego looked at Harley holding her hand and gently stroking it. "I could fire up my plasma right now and burn your hand to a crisp you know."

Harley blinked her large blue eyes at Shego in an exaggerated manner. "But do you really want to hurt me?"

Shego raised one eyebrow.

"Do you really want to hurt me that badly?" Harley corrected her question.

Shego didn't answer but pulled her hand free from Harley's. "I do not swing that way." Shego said annunciating each and every word carefully.

"How do you know?" Ivy asked as she pushed away from the wall and moved closer towards Shego. "Have you never wondered what it would be like to be in the middle of a pile of lovers? Hands, tongues and bodies stroking against each other to the point you are not sure who is doing what to whom? Just raw pleasure building till you are sure you are going to lose your mind in the sensations and finally you don't care anymore as long as it doesn't stop?"

Shego swallowed nervously and wetted her suddenly dry lips. She stepped away from Harley and Ivy and looked for help from Ron.



"Ronnie will be there too." Ivy promised her in a voice that could only be described as smoky and sensual. "Think of it Shego, Ron in the middle moaning out our names as we bring him to the peak over and over again and then it'll be our turn. Can you think of a better way to spend an afternoon?"

Ron's could feel the blood drain from his face as Shego actually seemed to ponder Ivy's words and a slow almost reluctant smirk began to cross her face. It would have been bad enough, the blood draining from his face but he could feel his tight leather pants become even tighter as the blood found another home in 'little Ronnie'. If Ron had his doubts about what the women were contemplating, it was obvious his 'little Ronnie' had no such confusions.

"I think I'll go and see about making some breakfast for all of us." Ron said and turning he ran off down the corridor. Sure he felt bad about leaving Shego to handle the two women alone and he even worried what Shego might do to them but damn it, he was a red blooded male and had had his 'motor' revved more than a few times in the last couple of days and dealing with three apparent horny women was beyond him at the moment. Anything he could say would probably get him in trouble and if he felt one more woman's hand caress his butt, he wasn't sure he could be held accountable for what he might do.

Harley watched as Ron ran away. "My, he runs very fast doesn't he?" She asked no one.

Reaching the kitchen he saw Rufus just getting up from his sleep on a table top. "Help Rufus! Those women are going to kill me." He shouted at his best buddy in the world.

Rufus blinked and then raising his tiny paws he pantomimed fist fighting.

"No I don't mean they want to kill me! I mean what they want to do to me may end up in my dying."

Rufus cocked his head at Ron in confusion.

"They all want to jump me and have sex with me! Even Ivy and I was sure she wasn't into men like that! What am I supposed to do?" Ron pleaded with the naked mole rat.

Rufus raised one eyebrow and folded his arms as if to say, do I really need to explain that to you?

"Not that. I know about the birds and the bees." Ron shouted. "I mean how do I handle three women?"

Rufus continued to stare at him with one eyebrow raised and his arms folded.

"I didn't mean handle them like that. I mean I've seen porn on the internet and I have a very good imagination. I mean how do I keep Shego from killing Ivy and Harley and do I really want to end up as three crazed women's plaything?"

Even Ron paused in his freaking out and frowned at the last question. "Okay. Dumb question. Let me rephrase that. What will happen to me if those three do decide to share me and make me their sexual plaything?"



Rufus unfolded his arms and flashed a grin at Ron. "Die happy?" He squeaked.

"Well… There is that. I mean I have been questioning which direction my life should go in lately. I'm tired of being the 'good' one. Tired of following orders and laws and then always having people forget my name." Ron dropped his voice. "Maybe instead of always worrying what others think I should for once just live for myself? Engage in day long orgies just because I want to?" Ron pondered seriously. He noticed Rufus was looking behind him and grinning.

"They are right behind me, aren't they?" He asked him.

"Uh huh." Rufus squeaked.

Ron slowly turned to find Shego directly behind him and to either side of her Harley and Ivy.

"We had a chat after you bailed on me Ron." Shego said with a trace of annoyance in her voice.

"Oh?" Ron asked nervously as he started to back up to put the table between him and the three women.
"And what did you chat about?"

Ivy was the one to answer him. "We've almost convinced Shego to give our suggestions a try but she has decided to leave it up to you."

Ron felt his mouth go dry and his tongue suddenly feel like it had anchor weights attached to it. "She did?" He squeaked.

Shego shot him a look he couldn't decipher but finally she nodded her head.

Ron felt hot, icy and dizzy all at the same time. Here he was faced with every man's ultimate dream. A readymade harem and… Ron for the life of him couldn't decide what to do. So as Ron was apt to do when he didn't know what to do, he disengaged his brain and let his mouth talk and was totally honest.

"I am flattered of course but I don't love you and Ivy." He said to Harley Quinn.

Instead of being disappointed Harley flashed a huge smile. "But you are in love with Shego?"

Ron could only nod his head.

"Well that's okay. We're not in love with you or Shego either. We are not asking you to love us Ron nor are we asking you to stop loving Shego or for Shego stop loving you. We are just trying to get the both of you to open your mind to having some fun with us. Think of it as partners in crime… With benefits."

Ron swallowed nervously as the three women stood there watching him awaiting his decision.

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Author's notes:

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Yeah I'm evil for stopping there.

You can almost imagine a soap opera's announcer's voice at this point can't you? Announcer: Will Ron join them as a super criminal? Will Ron decide that physical pleasure is worth giving up all the morals he was taught as a child? What will Kim think when she finds out what has been going on? Will Ron care? At this point would any man?

Will Drakken ever get those cookies off that floor?

Will people ever stop hating Will Du? Should they?

Will Kim and Dr. Director find Wolfgang Amadeus Mozenberg?

Will Mozenberg offer to replace the Director's missing eye if she'll leave him alone?

Will Kim get Mozenberg to use the M.A.N.T.I.S to remove that stick she has shoved up her ass? (Sorry couldn't resist)

And what of the dinner party Kim's mom is having? Is that still on?

Tune in next week to find out. (Give or take a few writer's blocks of course)

Ron looks up at ceiling: You aren't really going to leave me standing in front of three horny women eyeing me like a piece of meat are you?

Announcer: yep.