Crazygirl: Come with me if you want to not die.

OFFICAL TRAILER

Iron Man: (Saving Thaine, Crazygirl, and Old Man Jack with Quinjet) Relax everyone, I'm here.

Thaine: Iron Man?! Awesome! Can you get me one of these?!

Iron Man: You probably don't even have a license.

THE THAINE MOVIE

Director: (to Iron Man) Okay, and we're rolling and ACTION!

Iron Man: (Looking bored and pressing button on his phone multiple times)

Director: Just... go ahead when you're ready.

Iron Man: Oh, sorry I wasn't listening. I've just been Iron Mailing, on my Iron Phone.

Director: Yeah, can you just do the line?

Iron Man: (sounding like old theme song) I... AM... IRON... MAN...

Director: No, the other line.

Iron Man: Oh, right! I was about to say some baloney about how you shouldn't click that skip button.

Director: Yeah! The sooner you do that, the sooner we can show people the trailer for The Thaine Movie.

Iron Man: UHHH! Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine! Turn up the volume, and check this out:

Now...

DISNEY

MARVEL

SONY

WARNER BROTHERS

DC COMICS

NICKELODEON

DREAMWORKS

HASBRO

ILLUMINATION

UNIVERSAL

FOX 20TH CENTURY

Thaine: (in pajamas) Good morning life! Ready to start the day! Jumping jack hit em: (Jumping Jacks) One... Two... Three... I'M SO PUMPED OUT!

THAINE IS AN

ORDEANRY TEENAGER

Thaine: Yes, school! (I am the real Thaine, and I am like this) (getting breakfast)

Cafeteria Lady: That will be $5.

Thaine: That is awesome!

WHO IS ABOUT TO

DISCOVER

Thaine: (In car) Oh my gosh, I love this song!

Everybody dance now!

HE'S

EXTRAORDINARY

Thaine: Uhhh! No guys! Wait up! (Falling down a hole) AHHHHHH! (Falls to bottom) Where am I?

Crazygirl: Come with me if you want to not die.

FROM THE DIRECTORS OF

THE LEGO MOVIE

Thaine: (On motorcycle) What the hell is happening?!

Crazygirl: You're the special, and the prophecy states, "You are the most, (Thaine taking shower and getting toast) important person in the universe." That's you, right?

Thaine: Uhh, yes, that's me.

Thaine, Crazygirl, and Old Man Jack saved by Iron Man on Quinjet.

Iron Man: Relax everyone, I'm here.

Thaine: Iron Man?! AWESOME!

Pewdiepie and Iron Man on President Ship.

Robot: Who are you here to see?

Iron Man: I am here to see "Your Butt"! (shoots at robot)

Robot: Oh my gosh!

Iron Man tries to shoot at red button, then he finally does saying, "FIRST TRY!"

Thaine, Crazygirl, Iron Man, and Rainbow Dash.

Old Man Jack: My fellow Dimensional Travelers, Lord Trump plans to end the world as we know it. There is yet one hope: The Special has arisen.

Thaine: I know what you are thinking: He is the least qualified person to lead us, and you are right.

Everyone: BOOO!

Abraham Lincoln: A house divided against itself, would be better than this. (Riding flying chair)

Thaine: Abraham Lincoln!

THIS YEAR

Thaine: (on Jack Sparrow's pirate ship) I'm not the special. I'm just a regular, ordinary guy.

Crazygirl: You have the ability to be the Special because I believe in you.

Thaine: (Smiling)

OHHH!

Thaine: (him, Crazygirl, and Old Man Jack flying in the air) AHHHH!

THAINE COONEY

WILL ARNETT

Lord Trump: Robots, destroy him!

Landry Bender

Crazygirl: ALOHA LOSERS!

ROBERT DOWNY JR

Iron Man: We fly it. It's a flying joke.

WITH LIAM NELSON

Bad Cop: Take them to the melting chamber!

Thaine: Isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!

Good Cop: Would you like a glass of water?

Thaine: Yeah, actually...

Bad Cop: Too bad!

WITH SAMUEL L JACKSON

Old Man Jack: We are entering your mind!

Thaine: WHAT?!

(In mind) Crazygirl: I don't think he has ever had an original thought.

Thaine: That's not true: Introducing, the double-decker chair, so 2 people can recline together and be buddys.

Crazygirl: That is literally the dumbest idea ever!

Old Man Jack: Let me handle it: That idea is just the worst.

THAINE

THE THAINE MOVIE

Iron Man: To the Quinjet! (gets blown up) Dang, it!

Spider-Man: To the Spider-Mobile! (Get's blown up) Dang, it!

Coming February 2020

Get the Iron Man classic tv Theme Song reference? Well, the next chapter will be the prologue! Bye!