Crazygirl: Come with me if you want to not die.
OFFICAL TRAILER
Iron Man: (Saving Thaine, Crazygirl, and Old Man Jack with Quinjet) Relax everyone, I'm here.
Thaine: Iron Man?! Awesome! Can you get me one of these?!
Iron Man: You probably don't even have a license.
THE THAINE MOVIE
Director: (to Iron Man) Okay, and we're rolling and ACTION!
Iron Man: (Looking bored and pressing button on his phone multiple times)
Director: Just... go ahead when you're ready.
Iron Man: Oh, sorry I wasn't listening. I've just been Iron Mailing, on my Iron Phone.
Director: Yeah, can you just do the line?
Iron Man: (sounding like old theme song) I... AM... IRON... MAN...
Director: No, the other line.
Iron Man: Oh, right! I was about to say some baloney about how you shouldn't click that skip button.
Director: Yeah! The sooner you do that, the sooner we can show people the trailer for The Thaine Movie.
Iron Man: UHHH! Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine! Turn up the volume, and check this out:
Now...
DISNEY
MARVEL
SONY
WARNER BROTHERS
DC COMICS
NICKELODEON
DREAMWORKS
HASBRO
ILLUMINATION
UNIVERSAL
FOX 20TH CENTURY
Thaine: (in pajamas) Good morning life! Ready to start the day! Jumping jack hit em: (Jumping Jacks) One... Two... Three... I'M SO PUMPED OUT!
THAINE IS AN
ORDEANRY TEENAGER
Thaine: Yes, school! (I am the real Thaine, and I am like this) (getting breakfast)
Cafeteria Lady: That will be $5.
Thaine: That is awesome!
WHO IS ABOUT TO
DISCOVER
Thaine: (In car) Oh my gosh, I love this song!
Everybody dance now!
HE'S
EXTRAORDINARY
Thaine: Uhhh! No guys! Wait up! (Falling down a hole) AHHHHHH! (Falls to bottom) Where am I?
Crazygirl: Come with me if you want to not die.
FROM THE DIRECTORS OF
THE LEGO MOVIE
Thaine: (On motorcycle) What the hell is happening?!
Crazygirl: You're the special, and the prophecy states, "You are the most, (Thaine taking shower and getting toast) important person in the universe." That's you, right?
Thaine: Uhh, yes, that's me.
Thaine, Crazygirl, and Old Man Jack saved by Iron Man on Quinjet.
Iron Man: Relax everyone, I'm here.
Thaine: Iron Man?! AWESOME!
Pewdiepie and Iron Man on President Ship.
Robot: Who are you here to see?
Iron Man: I am here to see "Your Butt"! (shoots at robot)
Robot: Oh my gosh!
Iron Man tries to shoot at red button, then he finally does saying, "FIRST TRY!"
Thaine, Crazygirl, Iron Man, and Rainbow Dash.
Old Man Jack: My fellow Dimensional Travelers, Lord Trump plans to end the world as we know it. There is yet one hope: The Special has arisen.
Thaine: I know what you are thinking: He is the least qualified person to lead us, and you are right.
Everyone: BOOO!
Abraham Lincoln: A house divided against itself, would be better than this. (Riding flying chair)
Thaine: Abraham Lincoln!
THIS YEAR
Thaine: (on Jack Sparrow's pirate ship) I'm not the special. I'm just a regular, ordinary guy.
Crazygirl: You have the ability to be the Special because I believe in you.
Thaine: (Smiling)
OHHH!
Thaine: (him, Crazygirl, and Old Man Jack flying in the air) AHHHH!
THAINE COONEY
WILL ARNETT
Lord Trump: Robots, destroy him!
Landry Bender
Crazygirl: ALOHA LOSERS!
ROBERT DOWNY JR
Iron Man: We fly it. It's a flying joke.
WITH LIAM NELSON
Bad Cop: Take them to the melting chamber!
Thaine: Isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!
Good Cop: Would you like a glass of water?
Thaine: Yeah, actually...
Bad Cop: Too bad!
WITH SAMUEL L JACKSON
Old Man Jack: We are entering your mind!
Thaine: WHAT?!
(In mind) Crazygirl: I don't think he has ever had an original thought.
Thaine: That's not true: Introducing, the double-decker chair, so 2 people can recline together and be buddys.
Crazygirl: That is literally the dumbest idea ever!
Old Man Jack: Let me handle it: That idea is just the worst.
THAINE
THE THAINE MOVIE
Iron Man: To the Quinjet! (gets blown up) Dang, it!
Spider-Man: To the Spider-Mobile! (Get's blown up) Dang, it!
Coming February 2020
Get the Iron Man classic tv Theme Song reference? Well, the next chapter will be the prologue! Bye!
