Family Secrets

Disclaimer: I only owns Satsu nothing else. Seriously the rest belong to their creators and stuff. Not mine!

A/N: Ok I know I am so bad at updating, can't remember when I did last but I'm busy with college work and stuff. I had an exam recently so that took up much of my time... well revision did anyway. Ok moving on quickly. The first part of this chapter is sepcially bout Temari and Itachi (aww bless) yeah and it's kinda set out in the way that Beauty and the Beast is. You know when they're becoming friends and they're singing that song There's something there... anyway yeah I was bored and wanted to make this completely random... and slightly insane. My sis echosdusk once again helped. Man I'd be lost without her helping me in this story... and a little bit on YD haha! Anyway please enjoy and don't kill me for the sucky writing that kicks in almost straight away! I'm tried and slightly ill lol! So yeah I wasn't in the best of moods and this is the result. Still I hope you enjoy it! (End Essay)


While all that was happening with the others Itachi and Temari had rushed out. And so now we find ourselves with the two oldest siblings from each party. They walked along in silence, occassionally looking at one another.

Children were running around all over the place, occassionally getting in the two young adults way. Itachi sighed and thought to himselfI like her lots, but I hate tots, and these bloody kids are going to feel my wrath! He glanced over at her as she smiled at the children while they continued walking. He turned away and sighed. Temari glanced at him. I see him sneering, and I'm surprised, just what is he thinking in that head of his?

They arrived at a small café and began looking over the menu. Itachi then began ordering. Temari raised her eyebrow at him. Why's he ordering milkshake for two? Itachi meanwhile was thinking: Chocolate is good, and milkshakes are nice, as long as they don't over-fill them with freakin' ice! My her hair's so cool, I mustn't drool, but I can smell her really sweet perfume! He looked at Temari who was looking at the floor. He blinked a few times in surprise wondering what the hell she was thinking, it was in fact: The sandwiches are pricy, and smell too spicy, but I guess to him it's a worry, but there's one here that's made of beef curry? Why am I staring down toward the floor, if he notices he'll going running out the door! I'm not looking at his thighs or his tight behind, I just noticed there's some money near his foot! She bent down and picked up some money, Itachi mentally sighed in relief, he had thought she was staring at his behind. Not that he would have minded at all, but they were in public after all.

They wandered over to a window table and sat down. Temari was staring out the window, Itachi watched her, then his eyes began wandering. Why am I looking at her chest, I'm such a mess! To think I really have a chance with this cute babe! OMG! What the hell is with my voice? Because babe's something only Zetsu would say! Temari glanced at him out of the corner of her eye. Is he eyeing me? Or am I mad? Oh look the milkshakes are here and now he's glad! Oh God not straws, I bet he'll think something crude! He probably thinks I'm trying to taunt him! So to drink quick is just the thing to do!

Itachi gave Temari a small grin then they began drinking their milkshakes. Oh joy for straws, I can have some fun. But is it childish to make bubbles in my milk? Satsu does it all the time! Oh god she's embarrassed, I don't know why! Oh wait now I see that damn waiters flirting with my girl! Temari watched Itachi's next actions in horror and awe. Oh my god he's killed a waiter, at least I think he has! I don't know many waiters that just burst into flame when someone looks at them! And the owner looks real pissed! Oh now we've got to run for our lives and I want to kiss! The two took off out of the café and ran down the road, Itachi holding onto Temari's hand. He looked around quickly as people quickly got out of their way. This is so cool, I'm really pleased! Now where's the nearest alley so I can duck out of the way of these pains! But at least she looks happy, so it's not been too bad, I just hope Kisame, Gaara, and Satsu ain't too mad!


Meanwhile with Gaara and Satsu.

Gaara advanced another step. Kankuro whimpered in fear and Satsu folded her arms across her chest, sighing angrily. Gaara couldn't understand what had just taken place, he thought that Satsu would probably be far too stubborn to tell him the truth, especially when her arms were folded and her expression was like this. So Gaara turned his attention toward his brother, and slowly the sand started to coil around his body in thin trails. Satsu spotted this as well as the evil and sadistic glint in Gaara's eyes, she was more then willing to see Kankuro get beaten up (A/N: not severely cause everyone loves Kankuro!), but only when he'd actually done something wrong. Gaara was just being stupid, and Male!

Her anger against him was rising quickly, she knew she had to say something to break his concentration. But there was no need, the figure on the bed suddenly stretched out his arms and sat up slowly with a creaking sound. Then he made a strangled gurgle before collapsing back onto the bed. Gaara's eyes remained fixed, but they were itching to roll with annoyance, this was just what Satsu needed. She quickly sat down on the bed next to her "uncle", and the creature made a sound like a sheep in a washing machine. She then looked over at Kankuro who was frozen in fear, his eyes were wide and his mouth was open. She frowned. How could someone do that to their own brother? Oh wait quite easily. After all Itachi had beaten up Sasuke.

A small smirk crossed her pale features as she thought this, then it disappeared. He deseverved it for being an annoying little prick! Kankuro had done nothing wrong! He was a happy guy, sure he had issues but wouldn't anyone if Gaara was their brother? She was sure they would. So she decided to put an end to this. Satsu glanced at the sand and it slowly began to withdraw from Kankuro. Gaara quickly spun round as he felt the sand stop reacting to his commands. His eyes grew wide as he saw the sand recede. He then turned to Satsu, as he did she looked over at him. He glared.

"It's you isn't it? You're controlling the sand." Satsu smirked.

"Maybe, maybe not" He flexed his fingers. Kami-sama this girl really gets under my skin! How can she act so relaxed in my presence? His mind then wandered back to the fight they'd had in the café recently, when she'd broken his wrist and told him exactly what she was. He sighed. I suppose that really explains a lot. He sighed and tried to calm himself down. He doubted that getting angry at Satsu would help anything so he tried the calmer approach.

"Would you kindly tell me what the hell happened here?" Satsu tilted her head and glanced at the ceiling for a moment in thought, she then smiled and looked at him.

"No." Gaara sneered, he moved to stand in front of her and glared down at her.

"You will tell me or-"

"Or what? You'll set your sand on me? I'm hardly afraid of you and your sand!" Gaara glared and leant down.

"I don't just rely on sand believe me neko-kun" Satsu smirked and leaned close.

"Ah so you are as sadistic as I thought you were. Well no offence but, you're niisan is in the room and so is my… jisan. We wouldn't want to give them mental scars would we?" Gaara looked confused for a moment before what she said finally made sense. He quickly stood back and fought back a blush, failing only slightly. He turned away. Satsu smirked.

"Looks like I can make the great Sabaku No Gaara blush, even if it is only a little bit" She stood up and walked over to him then gently draped her arms over his shoulders. Kankuro was watching the whole scenario unfold, his eyes wide, with shock this time. Gaara tensed up as Satsu leaned close to his ear, he couldn't help but shiver at the feeling of her warm breath on his neck.

"Don't worry Gaara-kun, I'm only playing with you" She then began stroking his cheek with one of her fingers. Gaara stood as still as a statue, he was not used to this kind of attention at all. Kankuro started laughing at the pair.

"Haha, oh Gaara you look so tense and scared. Nice one Sa-chan! No one has ever made Gaara look so uncomfortable before haha!" Gaara quickly shrugged Satsu off and glared at his brother. Kankuro saw the death glare and quickly shut up.

Gaara turned back to Satsu, she was smirking evilly. He looked away from her. Damn her for being so hot! Wait did I just say someone is hot? What's gotten into me? Seriously she really knows how to get under my skin…

"Look. I know you hate me and I hate you so let's just cut to the chase here. All I want to know is what happened here. As soon as you tell me I can leave and I won't bother you again, that is unless you commit a crime, in which case I will hunt you down and punish you severly." His voice was laced with venom, Kankuro was scared even though he knew this wasn't being said to him. He expected Satsu to be scared, even if it was only a tiny bit but when he looked at her she was still smirking. He shivered at the evil and mischevious glint in her eyes. Gaara noticed it too, but too late.

"Oh Gaara, honestly I know you like me but seriously, I don't think rushing things would do us any good! But if you insist, come over here late at night and I'll show you a good time" At this point Itachi and Temari came tearing into the room, their faces red from running. Itachi managed to hear the last bit of the conversation and he was not best pleased.

"Uchiha Satsu what the hell did you just say?!" Satsu whipped round and glared at her brother. The baka had just blurted out their real surname. Itachi seemed to realise this as well and he slapped himself on the forehead. But he was more angry with his sister for what she had just said. So he walked into the room and grabbed her wrist.


A/N: Oh I couldn't help letting the secret slip! If you were Itachi and just heard what your baby sister said to some random guy wouldn't you get angry and say her full name? Probably not but I felt like doing that haha anyway yes that is all for now. What will Gaara and his siblings do now that they know who they're dealing with? And will Kisame recover from his current state of mind? I hope so cause he is being so lazy! Till next time!